1. 01-15-11 02:40 AM #1
    QuantumLeap
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    Would you ever date a homeless chick?

    There's this really cute blonde homeless chick that walks by my friend's business in Vegas. I asked him and his wife about her. She seemed pretty clean and looked like Shawn Johnson the gymnast without the gopher teeth.

    They said the local churches let people like her take showers and do their grooming. She's not technically homeless. She gets public assistance from the state and the building next to my friend's business rents out cubicles for $99 per month. So part of her public assistance goes to that rent and some goes to food.

    Would you ever ask out a chick like that? I'm not talking about getting married. I'm just trying to have her ride the old bone rollercoaster a few times.
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  2. 01-15-11 02:44 AM #2
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    sure, why not
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  3. 01-15-11 02:45 AM #3
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    double bag your bone and dont kiss her
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  4. 01-15-11 02:48 AM #4
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    you'd have the upper-hand in every argument/disagreement but she'd likely want to move in pretty fast. i dont see why not though- just go to the clinic with her and both get tested.
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  5. 01-15-11 02:48 AM #5
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    dont do it, you start dating a homeless person you cant really send her home... cause she doesnt have one

    good thing is you wouldnt have to meet her parents cause she probably doesnt have any of those either. too cruel?
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  6. 01-15-11 02:49 AM #6
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    nothing wrong with it. especially if she looks like shawn johnson.

    i'm sure if she's living out of a cube you can easily show her a good time.
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  7. 01-15-11 02:50 AM #7
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    jewel was a homeless chick who lived in her car. so why not.
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  8. 01-15-11 02:53 AM #8
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    She has a STD
    Yes -5000
    No +2000
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  9. 01-15-11 02:55 AM #9
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  10. 01-15-11 02:56 AM #10
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    What about the odds of being both STD free and not crazy.
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  11. 01-15-11 02:58 AM #11
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    when you're done fukin her you can just drop her off anywhere

    poor chicks are the best. Would rather have one any day over a rich *unt!
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  12. 01-15-11 03:03 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Metalhead View Post
    What about the odds of being both STD free and not crazy.
    what are the odds of any random chick not being crazy. not good.

    but its gonna be hard to get rid of her if you guys start getting more serious
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  13. 01-15-11 03:36 AM #13
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    When I was in high school I drilled alot of runaways!!
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  14. 01-15-11 03:42 AM #14
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    lol what a thread
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  15. 01-15-11 03:54 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    when you're done fukin her you can just drop her off anywhere

    poor chicks are the best. Would rather have one any day over a rich *unt!
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  16. 01-15-11 04:04 AM #16
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    I 2nd going to get tested before you do anything.
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  17. 01-15-11 04:07 AM #17
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    yess.
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  18. 01-15-11 04:15 AM #18
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    yeah, great plan cause she's not high maintenance, she will be thrilled when you will get her a job making 12 cents a day posting here, in her eyes you will look like Trump.

    Romantic dinners at McDonalds, let her do her laundry at your place, cuddling while watching Fox news, shopping at Good Will...they don't ask for much..and you can use her metro pass for free, go for it dude...

    seriously, you should talk to her...some people are smart enough to chose homelessness over working for $10/hr
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  19. 01-15-11 04:23 AM #19
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    There are plenty of decent people who are homeless, especially there days. I'd still be careful.
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  20. 01-15-11 04:26 AM #20
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    are you going to pick her up at her place or she'll just come to your place
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  21. 01-15-11 04:27 AM #21
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    haha, why does this make me think of that casper dude that blew his bankroll the first few weeks he was in vegas, tried to borrow money from everyone at the bash and ended up living in a shelter for a while...
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  22. 01-15-11 04:58 AM #22
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    She looks like Shawn Johnson? Can I get some cross streets of where she panhandles/sleeps? Send her my way when you are done. LOL
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  23. 01-15-11 05:32 AM #23
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    I see the title of this thread and think to myself. 'pretty cool, the guy looks past her homelessness, and maybe he can help her get her life together.' Turns out to be the typical 'I just wanna f*ck her a few times' thread.

    So stay away from her. She probably had enough hardship already. Doesn't need another moron taking advantage of her.
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  24. 01-15-11 05:38 AM #24
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    People start the strangest threads on this forum
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  25. 01-15-11 06:35 AM #25
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    Where the hell can you rent a cubicle in Las Vegas for $100 a month?
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  26. 01-15-11 07:06 AM #26
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    just be prepared to deal with a stage 5 psycho clinger, she'll be sleeping on your doorstep and kidnapping your pets for ransom and shitt
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  27. 01-15-11 07:09 AM #27
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    Most likely she has lots of problems and emotional issues

    I would be careful guy

    good thread though!!
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  28. 01-15-11 07:10 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by DevilCheese View Post
    just be prepared to deal with a stage 5 psycho clinger, she'll be sleeping on your doorstep and kidnapping your pets for ransom and shitt
    sounds like someone speaking from experience
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  29. 01-15-11 07:13 AM #29
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    probably would be a knock out... just would have to give em a razor and a nice shower before you did the deed.
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  30. 01-15-11 07:23 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by nitsuj378 View Post
    Can I get some cross streets of where she panhandles/sleeps?
    LOL. I was about to ask the same thing. Where?

    If it's anywhere near the D Street area (or Main & Lake Mead), she's probably a junkie.
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  31. 01-15-11 07:27 AM #31
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    I agree with the Profit,Id rather have a chick with no money than a rich fukking pain in the ass bitch.JJ's probably right also she probably has a ton of fukkin crazy baggage.You definitely have to make alot of bad choices to wind up homeless and no family to turn to.She's probably a bad capper and has no bankroll managment skills,Id fade her picks.
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  32. 01-15-11 07:37 AM #32
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    you guys are crazy , people are people
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  33. 01-15-11 07:41 AM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by dfberger23 View Post
    She has a STD Yes -5000 No +2000
    He has an STD Yes -6000 No +3000

    In other words he has nothing to lose.

    Go for it brah!

    I couldn't imagine how uncomfortable the next morning would be though.
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  34. 01-15-11 07:43 AM #34
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    Well poor girls are much better to be with than girls that come from decent $$ backround

    They are more real and not that materialistic
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  35. 01-15-11 07:45 AM #35
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    pussy probably stinks... just a thought.
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