1. 01-13-11 01:36 PM #1
    BatemanPatrickl
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    So I ain't big time?

    Hooked up with a girl in college; her claim to flame was a fling with Adam Sandler

    Hooked up with a girl in highschool; she is now married to a MLB player

    Banged a chick in highschool; she ended up dating a former NFL player that won a SuperBowl.

    So I ain't big time?

    Come on...
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  2. 01-13-11 01:37 PM #2
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    proof that you really hooked up with these chicks?
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  3. 01-13-11 01:37 PM #3
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    bateman give me some points and ill boost your ego
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  4. 01-13-11 01:37 PM #4
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    Now if you could just find a job...
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  5. 01-13-11 01:38 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by AribaAriba View Post
    proof that you really hooked up with these chicks?
    do you really care?
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  6. 01-13-11 01:43 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by G's pks View Post
    Now if you could just find a job...
    How ignorant are you? I've been employed since October; guess a guy who can't figure out how to use the quote button has a hard time keeping up with things.

    Any NFL locks for us Ghetto's Pks? Maybe Jets +15 or Atlanta + 1
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  7. 01-13-11 01:44 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    How ignorant are you? I've been employed since October; guess a guy who can't figure out how to use the quote button has a hard time keeping up with things.

    Any NFL locks for us Ghetto's Pks? Maybe Jets +15 or Atlanta + 1
    points
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  8. 01-13-11 01:45 PM #8
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    more points. just for me.
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  9. 01-13-11 01:45 PM #9
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    3 of my former girlfriends are now lesbians. No joke.
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  10. 01-13-11 01:47 PM #10
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    bateman do you think they are sitting there reminiscing about banging you?

    THAT is why you are not big time
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  11. 01-13-11 01:47 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    points
    G's Pks went 100-3 in MLB plays last year; he also has to buy points on every wager he makes. Not just one or two I mean sometimes 5 or more.

    Guy can't figure out the SBR quote butto. He Pro...
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  12. 01-13-11 01:50 PM #12
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    screw gsrting.... i dont care about that loser... bateman give me some points.
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  13. 01-13-11 01:51 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrmarket View Post
    3 of my former girlfriends are now lesbians. No joke.
    what does your shrink have to say about this ???
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    Quote Originally Posted by EmpireMaker View Post
    what does your shrink have to say about this ???
    I represent myself in all matters. I have no problems with it truth be told. I am not an insecure individual. When I made love on them they did not complain. They fell asleep at times, but if I could aid in that primordial function which is so important that it is required every day, by all people, all the better.

    I believe the lack of my presence as a masculine atom bomb in their lives led to their eventual turning.
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  15. 01-13-11 02:02 PM #15
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    You are great Bateman. Who wouldn't want to brag to other gamblers about how much pussy he gets without one single piece of evidence?
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  17. 01-13-11 02:04 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    You are great Bateman. Who wouldn't want to brag to other gamblers about how much pussy he gets without one single piece of evidence?
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  18. 01-13-11 02:07 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    You are great Bateman. Who wouldn't want to brag to other gamblers about how much pussy he gets without one single piece of evidence?
    Yeah BigFoot let me post their names so every SBR poster and their mothers can contact the women Use your brain next time why would I make up the Adam Sandler story? If I would have said Brad Pitt you might have a shot but another FAIL by GlennDanzig
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  19. 01-13-11 02:09 PM #19
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    i have a pussy cat name "bigdick" and "masturBATEMAN"
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  20. 01-13-11 02:12 PM #20
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    bateman i guess you are not going to give me any points...... our deal is off
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  21. 01-13-11 03:24 PM #21
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    No points. I ain't big time enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    No points. I ain't big time enough.
    joker..........
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  23. 01-13-11 03:26 PM #23
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    U'd be BIG TIME if u were Adam Sandler, or a MLB player, or a NFL Superbowl winning player!
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  24. 01-13-11 03:27 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrmarket View Post
    3 of my former girlfriends are now lesbians. No joke.
    You have a talent in chosing girlfriends.
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  25. 01-13-11 03:28 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
    U'd be BIG TIME if u were Adam Sandler, or a MLB player, or a NFL Superbowl winning player!
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  26. 01-13-11 03:40 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrmarket View Post
    3 of my former girlfriends are now lesbians. No joke.
    like George on Seinfeld, you drive women to lesbianism, lol
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  27. 01-13-11 03:41 PM #27
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    who cares really i just want some points come on sbr.
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  28. 01-13-11 03:42 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
    U'd be BIG TIME if u were Adam Sandler, or a MLB player, or a NFL Superbowl winning player!
    no, he would be bigtime if those chicks left Adam Sandler, the MLB player, & SB winning player for him, not the other way around
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  29. 01-13-11 03:44 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Seer View Post
    no, he would be bigtime if those chicks left Adam Sandler, the MLB player, & SB winning player for him, not the other way around
    I see my other stalker in back. Seer are you still mad that you turned out to be a gym teacher? I am dying to see you post more photos of yourself so the 4 women on here can tell you how good looking you are.

    None of the women "left" me; they were all short term relationships. Keep trying buddy those physical education skills will one day pay off.

    P.S. How does one live on $30,000 a year?
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  30. 01-13-11 04:11 PM #30
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    Still waiting...
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  31. 01-13-11 04:13 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    I see my other stalker in back. Seer are you still mad that you turned out to be a gym teacher? I am dying to see you post more photos of yourself so the 4 women on here can tell you how good looking you are. None of the women "left" me; they were all short term relationships. Keep trying buddy those physical education skills will one day pay off. P.S. How does one live on $30,000 a year?
    lol, i make more than that
    How does one let woman after woman leave them for someone better?
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  32. 01-13-11 04:17 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Seer View Post
    lol, i make more than that How does one let woman after woman leave them for someone better?
    They met these guys probably about 5 years after me. I didn't let; again they were SHORT term relationships.

    Okay $35,000...
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  33. 01-24-11 05:43 PM #33
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    I've never seen someone brag about something that is this embarassing. I would be questioning why they left you. Maybe it's the mood swings.
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  34. 01-26-11 11:16 AM #34
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    big time
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  35. 01-26-11 11:57 AM #35
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    way way past big time. not even a term for it
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