1. 01-11-11 06:49 PM #1
    samgurt
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    how in god's name can one person eat all this?

    This is what she had on xmas

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    The single mother-of-two, from New Jersey in the US, tucked into two 11kg (25lb) turkeys, two maple-glazed hams, 6.8kg (15lbs) of potatoes - 4.5kg (10lbs) roast, 2.3kg (5lbs) mashed, five loaves of bread, 2.3kg of herb stuffing, three litres of gravy, three litres of cranberry dressing and an astonishing 9kg (20lbs) of vegetables. After polishing off her enormous main course, she still had room for dessert and ate a "salad" made of marshmallow, cream cheese, whipped cream and cookies.
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  2. 01-11-11 06:56 PM #2
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    wonder what she looks like?
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  3. 01-11-11 06:59 PM #3
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    No way one person ate all that...
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  4. 01-11-11 06:59 PM #4
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    she is 650 lbs and wants to get to 1000+

    sexy mama
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  5. 01-11-11 06:59 PM #5
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    andre the giant maybe could have.
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  6. 01-11-11 07:00 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by samgurt View Post
    she is 650 lbs and wants to get to 1000+

    sexy mama
    I'd let her ride me.
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  7. 01-11-11 07:00 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    No way one person ate all that...

    that's what i'm thinkin...that's over 100 lbs


    who the fukk eats 2 full hams and 2 full turkeys
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  8. 01-11-11 07:03 PM #8
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    I was once over 700lbs back as a teenager growing up in the hills of Kentucky
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  9. 01-11-11 07:28 PM #9
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    well at least she threw in a salad
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  10. 01-11-11 07:40 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    well at least she threw in a salad
    You can burn those calories just from chewing!
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  11. 01-11-11 07:50 PM #11
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    she is trying to be the heaviest person in the world, i'd give her 1 sbr point if i could
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  12. 01-11-11 08:00 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by yurnero View Post
    she is trying to be the heaviest person in the world, i'd give her 1 sbr point if i could
    No use....she'd only eat it.
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  13. 01-11-11 08:06 PM #13
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    This is so disgusting and yet at the same time sad. This person wants to eat herself to death basically. An intervention of some kind needs to be done. They do it for people killing themselves with drugs. This is just a different way she is killing herself. Though it's probably too late considering her size and probably the damage she has caused to her body already. Instead of indulging her with food and making a freak show out of it, someone has to say enough is enough.
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  14. 01-11-11 08:08 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    No way one person ate all that...
    I have to agree here. I do not care how fat she is that is impossible.
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  15. 01-11-11 08:10 PM #15
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    Ok let's say she did eat that. I will put the number at 8.5

    8.5 being the number of times she plugged the toliet once she shit that out.
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  16. 01-11-11 08:11 PM #16
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    She's a fat pig. You can look her up on youtube "Donna Simpson" I think. The husband is a black guy and talks about how sexy her gigantic rolls are. He then proceeds to cook her a mammoth breakfast which includes a dozen fried eggs.
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  17. 01-11-11 08:13 PM #17
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    just a f**king disgusting joke
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  18. 01-11-11 08:17 PM #18
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    thats sad and sick.
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  19. 01-11-11 08:49 PM #19
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    she didn't die after eating those?
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  20. 01-11-11 08:51 PM #20
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    20 points says shes a Republican
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  21. 01-11-11 08:53 PM #21
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    You are fools all of you. If she can amass that weight you have to invert her formula and sell it for millions!
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  22. 01-11-11 08:58 PM #22
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    mmm, shes hot,dont forget your bag of flour so you can find the wet spot.
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  23. 01-11-11 09:00 PM #23
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    Thats her version of sex
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  24. 01-11-11 09:06 PM #24
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    She must be sitting on a toilet while she eats all that food.
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  25. 01-11-11 10:05 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusion View Post
    Ok let's say she did eat that. I will put the number at 8.5

    8.5 being the number of times she plugged the toliet once she shit that out.
    **** you *****!
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  26. 01-11-11 10:12 PM #26
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    ill take the bet on her being a republican, shes a democrat for sure
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  27. 01-11-11 10:13 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace_of_Spades View Post
    Thats her version of sex
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  28. 01-11-11 10:29 PM #28
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    I don't believe someone could do it.

    Maybe a professional eater.

    Even people who are 400 pounds don't eat that much in one shot.
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  29. 01-11-11 11:06 PM #29
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    She is cute!
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  30. 01-11-11 11:32 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by yisman View Post
    I don't believe someone could do it.

    Maybe a professional eater.

    Even people who are 400 pounds don't eat that much in one shot.
    she's 650.

    But ya I'm not sure I believe it either. there's no way a stomach could hold over 100 lbs of food...20+ of those being starchy potatoes and stuffing which would fill her up even more.


    And ya, on one of the above posts about her taking over 8.5 dumps. She probably had to use the toilet brush to get it all down the toilet
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  31. 01-11-11 11:35 PM #31
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    if that's what you ate, I would have to give you major props
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  32. 01-11-11 11:38 PM #32
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  33. 01-12-11 05:33 AM #33
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    Once your 650 lbs there's no turning back, so why not.
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  34. 01-12-11 05:46 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiggums5 View Post
    Once your 650 lbs there's no turning back, so why not.
    Unless Gillian puts her foot in your ass, that weight is gone.


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  35. 01-12-11 07:46 AM #35
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    Wow, I'm not even mad, I'm impressed.
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