1. 01-07-11 10:17 PM #1
    purecarnagge
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    What is your best witty one liner....

    to describe or tell your women to go to hell when she's on the rag?
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  2. 01-07-11 10:19 PM #2
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    two words usually do the trick... fukk & you...
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  3. 01-07-11 10:19 PM #3
    doublej95
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    you fukking oyster.


    they hate that word
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  4. 01-07-11 10:20 PM #4
    Deuce
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    Greatly depends on the situation.
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  5. 01-07-11 10:32 PM #5
    purecarnagge
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Greatly depends on the situation.
    The thread isn't going anywhere...
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  6. 01-07-11 10:38 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by purecarnagge View Post
    to describe or tell your women to go to hell when she's on the rag?
    I usuaIIy go with "Go to heII, your on your rag"!
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  7. 01-07-11 10:42 PM #7
    onlooker
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    Call me when your cycle is over.
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  8. 01-07-11 11:05 PM #8
    saints7011
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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    you fukking oyster.


    they hate that word
    they do hate that word , I think my wife hates she let me know she hates it , we get in a fight , guess what the first thing I say...
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  9. 01-07-11 11:09 PM #9
    onlooker
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    The word oyster can just about make a female cry.
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  10. 01-07-11 11:33 PM #10
    EDDIE MONEY LINE
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    get a fuckingg towel
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  11. 01-07-11 11:37 PM #11
    Waterstpub87
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    Quote Originally Posted by onlòóker View Post
    The word oyster can just about make a female cry.
    I never understood why women find that word so offensive.
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  12. 01-08-11 12:00 AM #12
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    I only dip my rod in the chum when I'm fishing for marlin.
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  13. 01-08-11 12:05 AM #13
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    "So I guess a blowjob is out of the question."
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  14. 01-08-11 12:08 AM #14
    WeinketoWarrick
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    "Thankfully you and your sister aren't on the same cycle"
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  15. 01-08-11 12:08 AM #15
    purecarnagge
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    I really thought SBR would deliver...you guys are underperforming.
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  16. 01-08-11 12:11 AM #16
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    "Don't trust anything that can bleed for 7 days and doesn't die."
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  17. 01-08-11 12:16 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadtrip635 View Post
    "Don't trust anything that can bleed for 7 days and doesn't die."
    Nice.

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  18. 01-08-11 04:36 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadtrip635 View Post
    "Don't trust anything that can bleed for 7 days and doesn't die."
    if u ever had a girl u would know it doesnt bleed that long
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  19. 01-08-11 05:30 AM #19
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    "Aunt Flo's in town eh? A BJ whenever you want is fine"

    You are joking then you feel her stuff up through her pants then she gets on her knees unless you have other issues w her.

    Book it.
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  20. 01-08-11 07:05 AM #20
    Wiggums5
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    go up to a girl at a party and look at her and say "you'll do"
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  21. 01-08-11 11:53 AM #21
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    Hey! The Jerk store called there running out of you.
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