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    Dad
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    Ask me anything thread.....

    Ok so this is easy......

    You answer a question above you and ask a question for the next person who chooses to answer. Doesn't matter how personal and anyone can answer.

    First question.....

    Have you ever stolen anything?

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    yea one candy bar when i was 5

    has a girl made u *** yet?

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    11x in one night.

    Have your parents every caught you having sex?

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    Came cIose one time but got Iucky!

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    @ ghost chili. No but I want to so badly!!! I love spicy stuff!!!

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    thank god i can say no to that.

    what was your biggest gambling loss??

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    I was up 750 on the season 1 month ago, slowly lost it all and now down 1350.
    Question is..can you fuckin believe that shit?

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    I can believe it, because your sick like the rest of us!

    Has a razor blade ever come in contact with your sack?

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    @Regul8er... At least once a week

    Do you prefer bald poon?

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    @ dad....are u really a dad?

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    HoulihansTX
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    Quote Originally Posted by zam77 View Post
    @Regul8er... At least once a week Do you prefer bald poon?
    Yes, b/c I have had my pubic hair become intangled with another girls.


    When did you stop peeing the bed?

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    Dad
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoulihansTX View Post

    When did you stop peeing the bed?
    I never had a bed peeing problem.

    If you could get away with murder who is the one person in all seriousness you would kill? You don't have to name them, just describe them.

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    HoulihansTX
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    I never had a bed peeing problem. If you could get away with murder who is the one person in all seriousness you would kill? You don't have to name them, just describe them.
    My moms ex husband. without evening flinching.

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    doublej95
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    I never had a bed peeing problem.

    If you could get away with murder who is the one person in all seriousness you would kill? You don't have to name them, just describe them.
    A guy I built a house with a few years ago that stole 28k dollars from me, I had thought about killing him when it happened.


    Are you more addicted to porn or gambling?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoulihansTX View Post
    My moms ex husband. without evening flinching. What is your dream super hero power?
    Speed
    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    A guy I built a house with a few years ago that stole 28k dollars from me, I had thought about killing him when it happened. Are you more addicted to porn or gambling?
    Both


    would you want to live forever or be a billionaire?

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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post

    A guy I built a house with a few years ago that stole 28k dollars from me, I had thought about killing him when it happened.


    Are you more addicted to porn or gambling?
    Definitely gambling. Its funny....before I became addicted to SBR I logged onto a porn site everyday. Now its like once every couple of weeks at most (but SBR about 20 times a day).

    Have you ever been convicted of a crime?

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Definitely gambling. Its funny....before I became addicted to SBR I logged onto a porn site everyday. Now its like once every couple of weeks at most (but SBR about 20 times a day).

    Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
    No.


    Have you ever bought a hooker?

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    No.

    Why pay when it free?

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    Because paying will get you some high-class tail.


    Have you ever copped a feel of some ass or while in a crowd and gotten away with it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeeWizzle View Post
    No.

    Why pay when it free?
    Because you can get somebody hotter if you pay cash.

    Whats the craziest thing you have done under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

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    Because they go away faster when you pay them.

    Have you ever bedded down your best friend's partner?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    Because they go away faster when you pay them.

    Have you ever bedded down your best friend's partner?
    NO, but me and my best friend have screwed the girls


    Would you sleep with a girl knowing she had herpes but she was super hot?

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    No, that's disgusting.

    Ever hooked up with your cousin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post

    Whats the craziest thing you have done under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
    Taking that to the grave with me cuz I got away with it and do not care for prison!

    How about you Dad?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    No, that's disgusting.

    Ever hooked up with your cousin?
    NO, but i have some freaking hot cousins.


    Ever jerk off in a public place?

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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post


    Ever jerk off in a public place?
    No, but I've had sex in a few pubIic pIaces.

    Have you ever had sex with your girIfriends mom?

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    Negative.

    Ever had an STD?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Inevitable View Post
    Because paying will get you some high-class tail. Have you ever copped a feel of some ass or while in a crowd and gotten away with it?
    Yes, huge college street parties are easy pickings when you are hammered drunk.

    What is the most different types of drugs you have ever done in one night/24 hr period?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ouman101 View Post

    Yes, huge college street parties are easy pickings when you are hammered drunk.

    What is the most different types of drugs you have ever done in one night/24 hr period?
    6 - marijuana, cigarettes, alcohol, ecstasy, cocaine, acid.

    When's the last time you completely functionally blacked out from drinking too much?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post
    6 - marijuana, cigarettes, alcohol, ecstasy, cocaine, acid.

    When's the last time you completely functionally blacked out from drinking too much?

    two years ago on vodka, woke up outside by my shed.


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    THE PROFIT
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    about 2 years ago

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    thats funny dj, we both answered 2 years to that question

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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    two years ago on vodka, woke up outside by my shed.


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    Heat -7

    Whats the best sporting event you've ever attended?

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    Mark Messier Night at MSG and Wrestlemania 1


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    stealthyburrito
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    i've circled the outer edges of my anus, but never actually penetrated.

    have you ever committed a felony??

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