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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Probably, there is nothing wrong with that though.

    Would you rather suck a hot chicks toes or asshole?
    Never thought I would do either. Until I met a hot chick that wanted both and now I'll suggest it.

    Ever had a MMF?

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    That's a cop out answer.

    WeII I figured by your name Options were ok...

    Quote Originally Posted by OmgUrMom View Post

    If you could be invisible, where would you go and what would you do?
    Every bank and take aII the money.

    Have you ever ate too many mushrooms and thought you wouId never be normaI again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post
    Winchester M70 for hunting, glock 19 for carrying.

    Yours?
    Mossberg 500 Security, has a pistoI grip, heat shieId, 18" barreI, and hoIds 8 rounds.


    How many times have you got BIue BaIIs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeeWizzle View Post
    Mossberg 500 Security, has a pistoI grip, heat shieId, 18" barreI, and hoIds 8 rounds.


    How many times have you got BIue BaIIs?
    Way too much and it hurts like fukk.

    How many times have you put it in a girls butt? Also, does your girl *** regularly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeeWizzle View Post

    Mossberg 500 Security, has a pistoI grip, heat shieId, 18" barreI, and hoIds 8 rounds.


    How many times have you got BIue BaIIs?
    No idea - many times.

    Why do some women think that blue balls don't exist?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Way too much and it hurts like fukk.

    How many times have you put it in a girls butt? Also, does your girl *** regularly?
    6-7 times, and yes.

    Have you ever had to go to urbandictionary.com to lookup the meaning of any slang term?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post
    6-7 times, and yes.

    Have you ever had to go to urbandictionary.com to lookup the meaning of any slang term?

    Yes, I'm getting old.

    Most times you have jacked off in one day?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post
    No idea - many times.

    Why do some women think that blue balls don't exist?

    Because of all the times you got them in the mood and failed to deliver that climactic ending.

    If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Madcap View Post

    If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?
    No, I am against cannibaIism.


    If you were a dog how often wouId you Iick your baIIs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post

    Most times you have jacked off in one day?
    4-5

    Quote Originally Posted by The Madcap View Post

    If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?
    Yup, and I'd cover myself in chili, too.

    What's the one song on your ipod that you would be embarrassed about your friends finding out about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post
    4-5

    What's the one song on your ipod that you would be embarrassed about your friends finding out about?
    BiIIy Ocean, Caribbean Queen.

    Are you Iaughing at me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post
    4-5



    Yup, and I'd cover myself in chili, too.

    What's the one song on your ipod that you would be embarrassed about your friends finding out about?
    hahaha. It'd be delicious.


    "Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina and the Waves. But I always sandwich it between "Holy Diver" by DIO and "It's a man's world" by James Brown.

    If ABC offered you $10 million to suck Regis' rooster on live television, would you spit or swallow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post
    4-5



    Yup, and I'd cover myself in chili, too.

    What's the one song on your ipod that you would be embarrassed about your friends finding out about?

    I think I have an ABBA song on my ipod.

    Would you kill your neighbors dog if it kept shitting in your yard?

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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    Would you kill your neighbors dog if it kept shitting in your yard?
    No, It's better to prove a point and just take your morning shit in your neighbors yard.


    Are you thinking about kiIIing your neighbors dog?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Madcap View Post
    hahaha. It'd be delicious.


    "Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina and the Waves. But I always sandwich it between "Holy Diver" by DIO and "It's a man's world" by James Brown.

    If ABC offered you $10 million to suck Regis' rooster on live television, would you spit or swallow?
    i would swallow for $ 10 million

    Best live sporting event you've attended?

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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    I think I have an ABBA song on my ipod.

    Would you kill your neighbors dog if it kept shitting in your yard?
    NO. But I'D shit in my neighbor's yard.

    Have you ever watched Whale Wars and rooted for the Japanese to kill more whales?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeeWizzle View Post
    No, It's better to prove a point and just take your morning shit in your neighbors yard.


    Are you thinking about kiIIing your neighbors dog?

    Yes,

    Would you just lace a hot dog with antifrezze do do it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Madcap View Post

    NO. But I'D shit in my neighbor's yard.

    Have you ever watched Whale Wars and rooted for the Japanese to kill more whales?
    No. Do ya'll Americans realize how lucky you are to have more than ~10 channels in english to watch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Le_Donk View Post
    i would swallow for $ 10 million

    Best live sporting event you've attended?
    Stanley Cup Finals, GAME 7, Hurricanes v Oilers. Crowd stood the entire game. Loudest/craziest environment I've ever been in. After the game the Oilers fans just stood there in silence watching us celebrate like a bunch of drunken baboons. I got laid three times by three different chicks in the course of the next six hours.

    The most you ever paid for a scalped ticket?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Madcap View Post
    NO. But I'D

    Have you ever watched Whale Wars and rooted for the Japanese to kill more whales?

    know but I have watched hoping they wouId use reaI weapons instead of pepper spray and water cannons.

    What was your favorite cartoon growing up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeeWizzle View Post
    know but I have watched hoping they wouId use reaI weapons instead of pepper spray and water cannons.

    What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
    Shiiiiiiit. I don't know.

    I loved MASK. But GI JOE/Batman/Thundercats were all pretty badass.

    Ever have a teacher try to seduce you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post
    No. Do ya'll Americans realize how lucky you are to have more than ~10 channels in english to watch?
    No.

    Is foreign language porn more fun with or without subtitles?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Madcap View Post
    Shiiiiiiit. I don't know.

    I loved MASK. But GI JOE/Batman/Thundercats were all pretty badass.

    Ever have a teacher try to seduce you?
    NO, never even had any good looking teachers at my school


    Favorite movie of all-time?

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    Oh my bad.

    Fight Club.

    Have you had 2 girls at once? If so, please describe in detail. If not, how would you see it going, ideally, in detail?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Oh my bad.

    Fight Club.

    Have you had 2 girls at once? If so, please describe in detail. If not, how would you see it going, ideally, in detail?
    Yes. Two different times, with different girls each time. It's not as great as you would think. Too much work if both girls are not that crazy about being into girls.

    Who was the last celebrity you met in person?

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    mark sanchez

    anyone betting the jets 2maro?

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    and answering steves question...one 3some. my old roomates girl and her roommate on halloween they told me to go back to their room for the time of my life...i did, i was beyond wasted and all i remember was them making out and both sucking my rooster simultaneously and then tahts all i remember i blacked out and woke up naked the next morning like what the fuuuuuuck...kinda disappointing

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    No, I am betting the over though.

    How much did you win/lose yesterday?

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    90...went 2-1 college ball


    how often do you eat pussy? and have u ever licked an asshole?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Yes. Two different times, with different girls each time. It's not as great as you would think. Too much work if both girls are not that crazy about being into girls.

    Who was the last celebrity you met in person?
    Greg Raymer. That fat bastard lives a couple miles down the road from my house.

    After all these years, would you still put it in Racquel Welch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OmgUrMom View Post
    YES

    Have you ever dated someone from another race? Would you?
    I have a question. OmgUrMom, why are you stiffing me on the points you borrowed?
    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/sbr-points...pay-2-day.html

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    After all these years, would you still put it in Racquel Welch?
    If I wasn't married. Man, it was 44 years ago when One Million years BC came out. That poster was in my bedroom for sevral years as a kid.

    Do the Lakers three peat?

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    Yes, Lakers three peat.

    Would you let a guy blow you if he paid you $50K?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Yes, Lakers three peat. Would you let a guy blow you if he paid you $50K?

    umm sure

    would u let ur bestfriend bang the shit outta ur wife/girl

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    For free? Fukk NO!!!!

    Would you suck your Mom's for 5 minutes for $1K?

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