I start drunk classes tonight

**RyanLeafOfBets** · 02-09-12, 11:16 AM

Oh, and guess what?
That's one of the few things I can drive to.
Literally right across the street.
What a joke.

**Dutchie** · 02-09-12, 11:17 AM

good luck

**ngates815** · 02-09-12, 11:22 AM

To the Saloon with the rest of his Threads?

Only a matter of time.

**William Walters** · 02-09-12, 11:24 AM

Leafer........time to grow up pal.

**RyanLeafOfBets** · 02-09-12, 11:24 AM

Originally posted by ngates815

To the Saloon with the rest of his Threads?

Only a matter of time.

Love you Gates.

Anyone here been through drunk classes? Are they as bad as they sound?

**WvGambler** · 02-09-12, 11:26 AM

You shouldve made a video. You couldve titled it "video of myself coming up with drunk class thread."

**RyanLeafOfBets** · 02-09-12, 11:27 AM

Originally posted by William Walters

Leafer........time to grow up pal.

Working on it Willy.
Slowly but surely.

**RyanLeafOfBets** · 02-09-12, 11:28 AM

Originally posted by WvGambler

You shouldve made a video. You couldve titled it "video of myself coming up with drunk class thread."

Good point. I can't though. On a work call. Stupid training.

**Deuce** · 02-09-12, 11:28 AM

This doesn't surprise me.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-09-12, 11:29 AM

Ryan, take pics and post them here.

**sickler** · 02-09-12, 11:29 AM

Never been to drunk classes

I'd imagine they show you lots of pics of nasty wrecks caused by drunk drivers, stories of heartbreak, stuff to make you think twice

**RyanLeafOfBets** · 02-09-12, 11:33 AM

Originally posted by sickler

Never been to drunk classes

I'd imagine they show you lots of pics of nasty wrecks caused by drunk drivers, stories of heartbreak, stuff to make you think twice

Yeah... I mean, obviously I still drink, but I would never drink and drive again.
I literally blew the legal limit when I got the DUI (.08)
But, I was dumb for doing it and I'll definitely take these classes serious since I had to shell out $400 for them.
My case manager told me there's almost always someone that shows up drunk to these things. They kick them out and don't refund their money. That'd be a sick beat for $400.

**RyanLeafOfBets** · 02-09-12, 11:35 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Ryan, take pics and post them here.

Hahah if we can bring our cell phones in, I'll see what I can do. Unlikely you can though. My buddy in Ohio got a DUI and they make you go to a weekend thing where you can't even bring cell phone.

**RyanLeafOfBets** · 02-09-12, 11:36 AM

Seriously though guys, be careful. I know there was a thread way back when about guys who have had DUI's. They aren't cheap. I'd much rather drop the money gambling or on a bad investment than get a DUI.

**RubberKettle** · 02-09-12, 11:38 AM

Lots of cute girls at these things.

Had to do something similar when I was 20 in MD. Didn't have to pay $400 and was only maybe 4 weeks long. I didn't get a DUI just a traffic violation, but plenty of others were there for drunk driving.

**RyanLeafOfBets** · 02-09-12, 11:39 AM

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**RyanLeafOfBets** · 02-09-12, 11:40 AM

Originally posted by RubberKettle

Lots of cute girls at these things.

Had to do something similar when I was 20 in MD. Didn't have to pay $400 and was only maybe 4 weeks long. I didn't get a DUI just a traffic violation, but plenty of others were there for drunk driving.

I had to go to something similar to that in Ohio when I was 18 for getting in a wreck. That was just like a traffic school. This is all DUI/Drinking related.

I'll give you guys and update later on (I know Gates will be watching this thread like a hawk).

**ngates815** · 02-09-12, 11:41 AM

Originally posted by sickler

Never been to drunk classes

I'd imagine they show you lots of pics of nasty wrecks caused by drunk drivers, stories of heartbreak, stuff to make you think twice

Probably won't get through to this kid, he'll probably just be daydreaming about SBR and his internet friends during the class.

He'll probably stutter like baitmen while telling chicks that "he's gonna get drunk and hang out with his friends Bigday, bcats, louisevillekid tonight"

He may get lucky and even get a few girls to come over, becase he talked up how cool his friends are...On the walk home he studies up on "how to finger a girl" and "where the vagina is located"...Later the girls come over and he offers them a mikes hard lemonade, and then they go into his room and he just sits down on the computer and starts making threads all night...The girls ask "so where are these other people at" leaf turns around and says, I'm chatting to them right now, We do this all the time, it's awesome...Girls laugh, leaf doesn't care, because at least he has "friends" on the internet.

living the life.

**TheCentaur** · 02-09-12, 11:48 AM

Girls there are most likely whores too. Maybe they become whores when they drink, or maybe they drink to forget the whorey things theyv'e done. Either way it's a nice opportunity for some baggage laden puss

**RyanLeafOfBets** · 02-09-12, 11:55 AM

Originally posted by ngates815

Probably won't get through to this kid, he'll probably just be daydreaming about SBR and his internet friends during the class.

He'll probably stutter like baitmen while telling chicks that "he's gonna get drunk and hang out with his friends Bigday, bcats, louisevillekid tonight"

He may get lucky and even get a few girls to come over, becase he talked up how cool his friends are...On the walk home he studies up on "how to finger a girl" and "where the vagina is located"...Later the girls come over and he offers them a mikes hard lemonade, and then they go into his room and he just sits down on the computer and starts making threads all night...The girls ask "so where are these other people at" leaf turns around and says, I'm chatting to them right now, We do this all the time, it's awesome...Girls laugh, leaf doesn't care, because at least he has "friends" on the internet.en

living the life.

It's gotta take up a lot of your energy to be so negative Gates.
Be postive. Enjoy life. Be Happy.
It takes 37 muscles to frown, 22 to smile.
We weren't meant to be giant douche bags who insult people on the internet.
Come on Gates.
I really don't care if you don't like me, and you want to try to spend your days hijacking my threads. Not going to make my day any less enjoyable.
And, by the way, I'll offer them Smirnoff! Not Mike's Hard!!! Come on Bro.

**ngates815** · 02-09-12, 12:11 PM

Originally posted by RyanLeafOfBets

It's gotta take up a lot of your energy to be so negative Gates.
Be postive. Enjoy life. Be Happy.
It takes 37 muscles to frown, 22 to smile.
We weren't meant to be giant douche bags who insult people on the internet.
Come on Gates.
I really don't care if you don't like me, and you want to try to spend your days hijacking my threads. Not going to make my day any less enjoyable.
And, by the way, I'll offer them Smirnoff! Not Mike's Hard!!! Come on Bro.

Why would it take any more or less energy to type out a response like that? Does it really require much energy to post on the internet?

ohh, what were we meant to do? Spend all of our day and night just posting on forums trying to make friends? Is that what I should be doing?

Sorry, I don't care to read about how big of a loser you are, keep that stuff for facebook. Make posts about your bets, and it'd be nice if you kept to your "february thread" for bets, instead of posting every single new bet in a new thread.

Continue on with your day, making about 10 new threads to letting us know your next losing wager.

**opie1988** · 02-09-12, 12:21 PM

Gateser.....will you be at the bash, pal?

**RyanLeafOfBets** · 02-09-12, 12:23 PM

Get on Ignore Gates. You're not worth my time.

**TPowell** · 02-09-12, 12:31 PM

BOL pal, sounds like a prime spot for broken women

**ngates815** · 02-09-12, 12:38 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

Gateser.....will you be at the bash, pal?

Bought a place out in San Diego...Between going out there once a month and having a vacation lined up in March and April, probably won't have much time/money to go on a "fun trip"...but who knows when August rolls around.

**RyanLeafOfBets** · 02-09-12, 12:42 PM

I see that Gates posted something; can't read it though.
I mean, I know I post a lot of ridiculous/stupid topics.
I just hate negative people though who always complain about how bad their life is, how they always get screwed, or just insult people for no apparent reason.
If you don't like someone, ignore them. Don't go out of your way to try to insult someone so you feel better about yourself.
Anyways, that's all. I've got a ton of work today, so I won't spend my entire day trying to impress all my internet friends

Just treat others how you'd want to be treated guys. Pretty simple.

**griz** · 02-09-12, 12:46 PM

ryan leaf - DUIs are no joke pal. your putting the rest of us at risk. straighten up, before you become the ryan leaf of life

**RyanLeafOfBets** · 02-09-12, 12:55 PM

Wasn't trying to make a joke out of 'em Griz.
Was more of a warning to be careful... Don't drink and drive.
Now, the classes may be a joke. Maybe not. I'll let you all know.

**Thehusker** · 02-09-12, 12:58 PM

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**babyjesus** · 02-09-12, 01:07 PM

pal, the girls in AA classes are bad news. fun fo sho though.

**jjgold** · 02-09-12, 01:09 PM

Leafy you need to stop drinking, your going down the wrong path Son.

**SteveRyan** · 02-09-12, 01:11 PM

In Vegas you have to go to drunk class and a victim impact panel.

Drunk class is real boring. They play videos and make you take a test. They also teach you how to measure your blood alcohol content as you drink so that you know when you get over the limit.

The victim impact panel is a whole different story.

Hundreds of DUI's show up in a large theater. On stage, family members of children and loved ones who died as a result of a drunk driver speak before everyone and tell their story. It fukin sucks.

**Dad** · 02-09-12, 01:12 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Leafy you need to stop drinking, your going down the wrong path Son.

You still snorting coke, coach?

**cant call it** · 02-09-12, 01:13 PM

walk in wearing this, you will get bonus points