1. 01-05-11 06:49 PM #1
    saints7011
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    Friday Is Parents Career Day At My Boys School...

    gonne feel kinda weird taking my laptop trying to explain to these 10 year olds what , the greek , 5dimes , and BetPhoenix is all about...
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  2. 01-05-11 06:51 PM #2
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    Here's what you do. Take your laptop. Open up www.youjizz.com and say that you own that site, and that your site helps make a lot of people very, very happy.
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  3. 01-05-11 06:52 PM #3
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    probably best to just decline, i doubt it will go over well.

    more power to ya if you want to do it anyways tho
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  4. 01-05-11 06:53 PM #4
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    just say your an investor
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  5. 01-05-11 06:54 PM #5
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    let ur wife go to career day
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  6. 01-05-11 06:55 PM #6
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    It would be the best career day ever if you went but thw school would probably frown upon it. I'd sit this one out
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  7. 01-05-11 06:55 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by OmgUrMom View Post
    probably best to just decline, i doubt it will go over well.

    more power to ya if you want to do it anyways tho
    I have to go , I was gonna send his mom , but I don't think the school would allow a stripper pole in the classroom...
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  8. 01-05-11 07:01 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by saints7011 View Post
    I have to go , I was gonna send his mom , but I don't think the school would allow a stripper pole in the classroom...
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  9. 01-05-11 07:03 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by saints7011 View Post
    I have to go , I was gonna send his mom , but I don't think the school would allow a stripper pole in the classroom...
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  10. 01-05-11 07:06 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by saints7011 View Post
    I have to go , I was gonna send his mom , but I don't think the school would allow a stripper pole in the classroom...
    why not?
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  11. 01-05-11 08:11 PM #11
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    record if this happens
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  12. 01-05-11 08:15 PM #12
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    the little pods that get it will be ahead of the game
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  13. 01-05-11 08:57 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    let ur wife go to career day
    laying odds that he doesn't have a wife.
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  14. 01-05-11 09:00 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr.kush View Post
    laying odds that he doesn't have a wife.
    married 17 years...
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  15. 01-05-11 09:05 PM #15
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    when a kid raises his hand and asks a question.. respond with "never fukkin heard of ya pal" and move on
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  16. 01-05-11 09:08 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfaneReality View Post
    when a kid raises his hand and asks a question.. respond with "never fukkin heard of ya pal" and move on
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  17. 01-06-11 11:36 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfaneReality View Post
    when a kid raises his hand and asks a question.. respond with "never fukkin heard of ya pal" and move on
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  18. 01-06-11 11:43 AM #18
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    This is a brilliant thread----tell the class that you're an entreprennuer( excuse the spelling)(it's a true statement if you profit)
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  19. 01-06-11 01:22 PM #19
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    If you actually do this, VIDEO it.
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  20. 01-06-11 01:28 PM #20
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    You could legitimize this by segwaying into a discussion about how important stat class and investment classes are...focus on math and reading and the hot naughty teacher will love your presentation.
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  21. 01-06-11 01:30 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    You could legitimize this by segwaying into a discussion about how important stat class and investment classes are...focus on math and reading and the hot naughty teacher will love your presentation.
    Yah, and when you get home that night and order a pizza, the delivery driver will be a girl, and she won't have extra money to give your change, so, yah ...
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  22. 01-06-11 02:25 PM #22
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    beats going in all oiled up in a bathing suit and telling em youre a round girl.
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  23. 01-06-11 02:25 PM #23
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    or how about the guy who oils up all those wwe wrestlers before they come out. i bet his kids ask him not to come
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  24. 01-06-11 02:26 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by bradthebloke View Post
    or how about the guy who oils up all those wwe wrestlers before they come out. i bet his kids ask him not to come

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  25. 01-06-11 02:28 PM #25
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    Make sure to stress the importance of money management.
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  26. 01-06-11 02:29 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfaneReality View Post
    when a kid raises his hand and asks a question.. respond with "never fukkin heard of ya pal" and move on
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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  27. 01-06-11 02:35 PM #27
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    half of the kids probaly don't even have a dad and if they do, why would they be able to make it
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  28. 01-06-11 02:37 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by saints7011 View Post
    I have to go , I was gonna send his mom , but I don't think the school would allow a stripper pole in the classroom...

    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    why not?
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