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    mrmarket
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    Post your new years resolutions

    Here are mine:

    1)Go out every Friday dancing with Rudrigo to pick up more hot chicks with our man on man package grinding.
    2)Tail more expert cappers on this forum.
    3)Limit visits to turkish bath to 8-10 times a week.
    4)Spend less money at the deli eating cole cuts. $5000 dollars last year!
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    Fieldysnuts44
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    To have winning card every fukking day

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    jjgold
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    None

    that stuff is overrated and most people to not stick with them

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    To block the casino plays in my sportsbook... And never request to unlock it.

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    I promised myself to appreciate Loshaks on screen talent

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    stealthyburrito
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    trying to get in shape, am eliminating oriole cookies from my diet.

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    Try to spend less time gambling

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    BeatTheJerk
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    What the hell is a cole cut ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    What the hell is a cole cut ?
    I think it's something you eat with cold slaw.

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    Well I know cold slaw goes well with cold cuts.

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    Puppy
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    im starting early thats why i bumped this thread. tonight is my last night as a witch

    no more beer after tonight. going to church each sunday. a few other minor adjustments as well, i dont want to lose another year. past 2 years i blame myself for being a bum and if i dont really try im going to be a homeless bum

    also i might try and help some homeless ppl out because i have an extra room at my place. so many decent ppl struggling

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    King Mayan
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    Inject steroids.

    Tail JJ's spreadsheet to a tee.

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    gotta quit smoking the newports

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    InTheDrink
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    I vow to hit 82% winners in 2012!

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    flyingillini
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    .......

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Inject steroids.

    Tail JJ's spreadsheet to a tee.
    You already do the first, so concentrate really hard on the 2nd. Good Luck Princess

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    King Mayan
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace_of_Spades View Post
    You already do the first, so concentrate really hard on the 2nd. Good Luck Princess
    ace I'm filling a restraining order on you motherfukker.

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    Post/gamble/procrastinate. LESS

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