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    Some say Bobby too nice

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    jj we love u

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Some say Bobby too nice
    This kid has a huge future ahead of him, if he bags Shari or even goes on a date with her he is an instant legend

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    i bet sandals is packin some heat.....9 inches at least

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    This kid has a huge future ahead of him, if he bags Shari or even goes on a date with her he is an instant legend

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    Could you imagine Booby on yayo. Though Bobby is far from retarded (actually I think he is pretty smart)
    thanks man

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    Bobby is a good kid, just shy with chicks

    Bobby does not drink either

    straight shooter

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Bobby is a good kid, just shy with chicks

    Bobby does not drink either

    straight shooter
    Bobby this is kind of a problem, most of the loose women are in bars

    Maybe we should kick it up a notch and get you started on a good mixed drink, something that looks good in your hand

    Possibly a margarita

    If all else fails just spill it on some chick


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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    is he embarassed because of all the black dots on hos rooster??

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    Bobby what are those black dots on your rooster?

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    Bobby need to start doing yayo and getting thizzed out... Worst that will happen it will bring him out of his shell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    Bobby what are those black dots on your rooster?
    there are none

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    Bobby what are those black dots on your rooster?

    Bobby, are you part black?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RealSlimShady View Post
    Bobby, are you part black?
    no..

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    Bobby it could be worse

    You could be this guy


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    Did this come to fruition?

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    We have to make this happen.

    Bobby I'll see what I can do.

    Bobby blue balls been waiting long time.

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    Bobby you should try plenty of fish...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    we have to make this happen.

    Bobby i'll see what i can do.

    bobby blue balls been waiting long time.
    lmao.

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    This is not how you talk to the ladies

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    This is not how you talk to the ladies
    Show Bobby how it's done

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    Bob, keep your head up champ

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    get em at the AC Bash bobby

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    Bobby post video here of you proposing to Shari. I will give you 50 points. But you have to get on your knees and beg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LVHerbie View Post
    Bobby you should try plenty of fish...
    Been on there for 2 months guy....nothing

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    Did this come to fruition?
    No, no it didnt

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    Bobby if you don't tell her how you feel she'll never know.

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    Bobby stop into ACA Massage. Ask for Gigi.

    problem solved

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    can't believe never saw this before...bobby take shari to a gambling breakfast show her what big time looks like.

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    This is thread of the year material right here.
    I literally have coffee spit up on my keyboard from laughing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    Bobby if you don't tell her how you feel she'll never know.
    Bobby's playing it cool until he gets word that Shari is setting foot on American soil.

    He's a man with a plan

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    This is thread of the year material right here.
    I literally have coffee spit up on my keyboard from laughing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Let me answer it

    Bobby is a fukkin hamburger, first off he would need to nerve to ask her out. Bobby is a nervous guy and very paranoid. I was play fukkin him last week when we met. When we were eating I would stare at him with my sexual stare down that basically can seduce anyone. He was getting very nervous, then I proceeded to start playing the game "cup the pork" which is simple. It is a fun game where all you do is basically try and get other guys rooster and your hand and fukkin squeeze it until he screams. Of course this usually is with clothes on and I was trying to do it in the lobbies of the casino until some security prick told us to cut it out and act our age. I am screaming as i write this also. Then we just walked around and of course good old JJ had one more trick up his sleeve to get Bobby nervous. I said lts go to a sports shop on the baordwalk and I said i would buy him fukkin stripped short shorts. he is the only prick that wears them but it was only way to get him on the boardwalk. Ok as you all know we did not go there but went to a fukkin porn shopand now I was in my element, Bobby was beat fukkin red and scared to death, the guy had porn movies on big screens playing and all types of scenes which made bobby nervous. I screamed over to Bobby to look up and watch bike scene. It was a guy 6-5, 300 pounding a little asian guy like 5-2, 105 in the assBobby was fukkin dying and wanted out. I dragged him into the toy room and they had everything in there. I was pulling stuff off the fukkin shelves and playing around with it, tried to get Bobby to try a fukkin shaftmaster but he pulled away, tried getting him to try on some lingerie and he pulled away, tried whipping him and he went into corner, was blowing up condoms and laughing real loud and telling bobby to come near me and lets see if these fukkin things are bust proof. Finally had a vibrator made like a candy cane and offered him $150 to put in his ass. I finally paid a girl $20 to try and seduce him in the fukkn corner, me and the porn owner were rolling watching it , she tried pulling his fukkin pants off and he had them clipped to his stomach somehow, she eventually ripped them off and the porn owner wanted to get his boys to hold Bobby down and she feathered his rooster with hot feathers to get him hard, we are fukkin dying and drinking wisky. Bobby is kicking and fighting her off, she cannot get on top of him and his rooster is still soft as baby tissue, she stopped because he was tearing a little and his rooster was all red. Guys the funniest part of story was on his ass as she was slapping him a little in a sex tease scene he had painted on it with magic markers " Virgin Boy" I swear that was it, we were all fukkin rolling are pricks off on the floor and the jokes kept coming. Bobby is a good kid just real shy and innocent.

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