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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    how old r u bobby? bro have u ever got ur dick wet?
    21..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbyfk View Post
    21..
    man theres plenty of mama citas in jersey, mama citas love having babies u get my drift

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    Bobby u seem like a good guy... If i was a dad i would let u date my daughter since i know u guys would never have sex.... merry christmas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rod1010 View Post
    Bobby u seem like a good guy... If i was a dad i would let u date my daughter since i know u guys would never have sex.... merry christmas

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    I really need to meet Bobby in AC. I will make it happen with Gold. It will be an all time classic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Let me answer it

    I was play fukkin him last week when we met.
    I'm not sure how that works, but i am deeply disturbed by these forced action from JJ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    I really need to meet Bobby in AC. I will make it happen with Gold. It will be an all time classic.
    come down anytime Deuce..

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    If I go to the SBR bash and I don't get Bobby laid, I will personally give him 1000 betpoints.

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    Bobby your date idea sounds perfect. And of course you can check scores. My one suggestion is that we make the same bets that night so we can cheer for the same teams together.

    I'll wait until our 3rd or 4th date to start fading you.

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    shari will u fukk him??? plz do ... bobby needs to stop acting like a virgin ... bobby is a good guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    Bobby your date idea sounds perfect. And of course you can check scores. My one suggestion is that we make the same bets that night so we can cheer for the same teams together.

    I'll wait until our 3rd or 4th date to start fading you.
    Dream girl!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    Bobby your date idea sounds perfect. And of course you can check scores. My one suggestion is that we make the same bets that night so we can cheer for the same teams together.

    I'll wait until our 3rd or 4th date to start fading you.
    sounds good to me

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    Im gonna get the kid laid. Fukin Guaranteed. He's gonna be my wing man. Im obviously going to get the sexy one out of the group of chicks we meet, but there is always one friend that is either ugly or very average. Bobby will get the average girl, and I doubt he'll complain. Me and Illini will be skiing during this whole thing. Bobby is gonna need to stay a little bit sober so we can make it back to our rooms safely with the girls.

    But Bobby, DO NOT talk about gambling to these girls. They don't wanna hear about any of that shit. No checking scores and making reaction videos.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rod1010 View Post
    shari will u fukk him??? plz do ... bobby needs to stop acting like a virgin ... bobby is a good guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rod1010 View Post
    shari will u fukk him??? plz do ... bobby needs to stop acting like a virgin ... bobby is a good guy
    Thats crass boy.

    I need another Brazzers pass please.

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    Shari

    Will you meet Bobby and jj if Vegas with me???

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    omg jj

    your like a fine wine, your posts get better with time

    did not know bobby was gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Shari Will you meet Bobby and jj if Vegas with me???
    Of course. Once I can get us out of here, I'll definitely be up for it.

    Although the chances of JJ putting in an appearance are pretty slim.

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    Take her out for a cheese steak sandwich and an eagles' game.

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    come to the next bash Shari!

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    I'm sure Shari loves all the attention, but
    The chances of any of you actually meeting her is very small

    Go out, talk to some real girls in your hometown - learn to be social outside of this forum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    I want a planned account of the first date.

    Let's get this ball rolling, you must impress.
    Pizza + Beer + GHB.

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    Bobby is a good kid, he just guards his rooster like no other, is he embarassed because of all the black dots on hos rooster??

    Well maybe because I have never seen anything like it, I have been around numerous show and tell shower scenes and no guy had black fukkin dots on it and let alone hundreds of them.

    I say Bobby stays a virgin for his whole life. Hey not much difference with me though because I cannot even get laid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rod1010 View Post
    shari will u fukk him??? plz do ... bobby needs to stop acting like a virgin ... bobby is a good guy
    how can he stop acting like one when he actually is one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dmtrader View Post
    I'm sure Shari loves all the attention, but
    The chances of any of you actually meeting her is very small

    Go out, talk to some real girls in your hometown - learn to be social outside of this forum

    Careful trader she got mad at me when I said she liked the attention.

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    shes a woman of course she likes action and attention its the AA way

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    Is Shari an ego maniac?

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    How many are going to play "cup the pork" at the Xmas table this year?

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    Paver not many from here

    Now if you or any other were brought up in the east village of ny many would

    paver get with the program

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbyfk View Post
    I would pick her up in a limo and have a dozen roses to give her. I would take her to a gourmet restaurant and have a gift waiting for her. Then we would go to a show or sporting event. After that we would go dancing or to a bar for drinks. On the way home I give her a kiss goodnight hoping she had a nice time and thank her for keeping me company
    do you get your romantic ideas from the babysitters club books? jesus I have to go wash the gay off me after reading this whore shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    Bobby needs to do some yayo as well.
    Could you imagine Booby on yayo. Though Bobby is far from retarded (actually I think he is pretty smart) I say he would turn into this guy in about 5 minutes:


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    Why is he using a pencil?

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    he has that same look in his eyes as bobby

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    Bobby is way smarter than that kid

    Bobby this was not a shot at you, you are too smart to do yayo

    Keep it real Bobby, stick with the toothpaste and velcro

    Imagine if Bobby did a Yayo review. That would get all time SBR hits, we are talking millions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Bobby is a good kid, he just guards his rooster like no other, is he embarassed because of all the black dots on hos rooster?? Well maybe because I have never seen anything like it, I have been around numerous show and tell shower scenes and no guy had black fukkin dots on it and let alone hundreds of them. I say Bobby stays a virgin for his whole life. Hey not much difference with me though because I cannot even get laid.


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