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    BatemanPatrickl
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    Got Jumped by 4 Eagle Fans Yesterday...

    Bunch of locals followed me outside of a bar when I was walking home and started a tussle. Threw a haymaker that didn't land and was basically jumped.

    Physical Damage:

    Bruised forhead
    Small cut on my left cheek
    Bruised Knee
    Scraped elbow
    Busted Versace glasses

    Estimated recovery time:

    3 days

    Police came and I am now banned from said bar because according to the witnesses (the people that jumped me), I started it.

    Only at the Jersey shore

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    wow

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    BatemanPatrickl
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    Yep. Guy was yapping the whole time so I said something and walked out to go home. Next thing I know I got three dudes and some skank coming at me. Threw a haymaker, missed and that was that. Managed to choke of the guys while he brother was pounding my head.

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    bottom line is Philly is a horrible city, been there and always get out as fast as possible

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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    Yep. Guy was yapping the whole time so I said something and walked out to go home. Next thing I know I got three dudes and some skank coming at me. Threw a haymaker, missed and that was that. Managed to choke of the guys while he brother was pounding my head.

    You said something to piss them off.Shocking,just shocking.

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    ....must of been the Versace glasses that gave you that beaten.

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    Quote Originally Posted by no1here View Post
    bottom line is Philly is a horrible city, been there and always get out as fast as possible
    I was in New Jersey

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    BatemanPatrickl
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    Keep em coming boyz I need some cheering up

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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    Bunch of locals followed me outside of a bar when I was walking home and started a tussle. Threw a haymaker that didn't land and was basically jumped.

    Physical Damage:

    Bruised forhead
    Small cut on my left cheek
    Bruised Knee
    Scraped elbow
    Busted Versace glasses

    Estimated recovery time:

    3 days

    Police came and I am now banned from said bar because according to the witnesses (the people that jumped me), I started it.

    Only at the Jersey shore
    at least you had crack at them. Thugs. Go with a one-two tho if it happens again straight punches are harder to defend against and obviously the first one sets up the second and the 2nd also acts as a cover for the first. End of the day well done for having a go and its harder to perform at the time. Against 3 guys tho you pretty much have no chance.

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    The girl was worse; came at me with claws and all...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    Police came and I am now banned from said bar because according to the witnesses (the people that jumped me), I started it.
    They've obviously never read your posts at SBR. That would no doubt clear things up and prove you're not a troublemaker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Willie Bee View Post
    They've obviously never read your posts at SBR. That would no doubt clear things up and prove you're not a troublemaker.
    How could I start it if I am walking home and people follow me home?

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    Nothing personal, batemanpatrickl, and mind you this oinly comes from observing you on this message board the past four years or so. But it's easy for me to imagine your alligator mouth overloading your hummingbird butt.

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    But Pat, how could you let yourself get wooped by 4 Eagles fans when most of them are 4 foot midgets....unless your 3 feet then I understand.

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    pics or it didn't happen

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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    How could I start it if I am walking home and people follow me home?
    Ladies and gentleman of the jury, I'd like to present Exhibit A.

    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    Yep. Guy was yapping the whole time so I said something and walked out to go home. Next thing I know I got three dudes and some skank coming at me. Threw a haymaker, missed and that was that. Managed to choke of the guys while he brother was pounding my head.
    Bateman, your 'saying something' is the equivalent to most other people's 'I screwed yo mama in the arse and then cut off her leg and ate it for a midnight snack' kind of thing. Let's be realistic here.

    Hope you heal quickly
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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    Ladies and gentleman of the jury, I'd like to present Exhibit A.



    Bateman, your 'saying something' is the equivalent to most other people's 'I screwed yo mama in the arse and then cut off her leg and ate it for a midnight snack' kind of thing. Let's be realistic here.

    Hope you heal quickly
    hey shari where abouts in Oz you living? im from perth.

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    I think Shari said it all...lol...though I don't like seeing people get beat down

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    I'm glad you got your ass kicked they should have put your ass in the hospital.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tltaylor89 View Post
    I'm glad you got your ass kicked they should have put your ass in the hospital.


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    I'm so glad someone kicked his ass.

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    fukk philly fans, they are the biggest dickhead fans in sports.

    they wont hesitate to heckle/threaten old women, young children if they dont swear allegiance to their f\*g teams.

    pat, round up a posse, find those fukks, and give em the beating of a lifetime.

    call me baters, would like to be a part of said posse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by no1here View Post
    bottom line is Philly is a horrible city, been there and always get out as fast as possible
    Hey
    But it is true you can have million dollar row homes and half a block away it looks like a war zone
    Gawd how I miss my city

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    Quote Originally Posted by madrabbit View Post
    hey shari where abouts in Oz you living? im from perth.
    I'm in Melbourne, getting my ass soaked by rain and freezing my bits off every time I go outside. An hour away from snow. In summer.

    They don't really tell you that crap on the tourism adverts for your country now do they?
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    Boys I am done fighting but appreciate the thoughts.

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    baters dont let those oysters push you around.

    baters get the estrogen out of your system and letts go for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    I'm in Melbourne, getting my ass soaked by rain and freezing my bits off every time I go outside. An hour away from snow. In the summer.

    They don't really advertise that crap on the tourism adverts for your country now do they?
    loooooooool. Been funny weather here in perth too. You dont like melbourne do ya? which part? near the city? you go to any AFL games? Melbourne Victory might make a charge i feel in the a-league soccer comp. Worth 100 at +700 odds.

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    Should've pulled a gun and took out their kneecaps. Below the waste is not attempted man slaughter . Jersey shore? They aren't real Philly fans they are just too far south to route for the G-men.

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    I want a piece of Bateman myself is he showing up to the bash this year?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    baters dont let those oysters push you around.

    baters get the estrogen out of your system and letts go for it.
    You in Jersey if so let me think about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by no1here View Post
    bottom line is Philly is a horrible city, been there and always get out as fast as possible
    nice to know you didn't read the first post!

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    funny thing is bateman is a bigger butt brat than the skank. he was probably looking to get raped lmfao

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    e-a-g-l-e-s Eagles

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    Quote Originally Posted by tltaylor89 View Post
    I'm glad you got your ass kicked they should have put your ass in the hospital.
    taylor little kid your day is coming, real soon

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    I would have had your back Bateman, you'll get em next time.

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