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    Pecos Bill
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    I found a kitten outside my apartment today.

    I was walking to my car to go to class when all of a sudden I look out in the street and see a little kitten under my neighbors car. It was sitting there just chllin. I dont know why but I spent prboably 20 minutes trying to make this cat come over right in the middle of the street. I finally got him to come over and sat there and talked to him, telling him how pretty he was, how soft his fur was, and he would rub on my legs as I sat on the curb. Not once did he try to scratch me or try to get ayway, he just looked up at me, asking for a little affection maybe some compassion. I wanted to keep him, to make him my friend, someone to sit on my lap and chill as i did myhomework. But I knew I couldnt cuz i cant have pets in my apartment.

    As I stood up knowing I had to leave for school, he stared at me. I knew what he was thinking, "where are we going?", I knew I couldnt take him with me, he followed me for a bit, I turned around and stopped, kneeled down and scrated his head. I told him to stay safe, and good luck. I think he understood. Halfway up the street I looked back, he was still sitting In the exact spot he had been when I left, wondering where I was going, why couldnt he come, when will he find someone to love him and care for him. But i know what will happen. He'll spend another year or two on the streets, get picked up, spend years in a cage, and then get uthanized with a bunch of other animals wondering where I am...wheres that man who loved me that early morning. He was the first one to love me and hes gone. And nnow i fell like shit...not because Angie dumped me, not because i have scars on my face, but because I denied a cute little kitten Its right to be loved....dammit.

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    THE PROFIT
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    That fukin cat has already forgot about your dumbass just like that bitch did!

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    Holy shit when Imopened this thread I thought you sexually assaulted it

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    When just before reading your threads do I want to drink a glass of bleach?

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    That fukin cat has already forgot about your dumbass just like that bitch did!
    yup, cat's short-term memory lasts about 10 minutes. little kitten doesn't even know you exist anymore

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    Pecos Bill
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    I took some pics of him with my phone




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    Flea bags recognize each other

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    Cats do hang outside you know, he probably has a home.

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    Looks pretty angry

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    Looks like he is saying good bye to you in that 2nd pic....he is waving
    his paw.....Bye Bye ..

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    You must have kissed that cat because he's licking his ass to get the taste out of his mouth!

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    You should have takeb him. The way this story was written, you wanted to. Now you will think about Mr. Caleco for the rest of his life. Is he ok? Is he alive?

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    It has about six days left

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    Gotta feel good for this pussy cat...he will find better options and play
    with catnip 6 days a week....

    You can tell he didnt like the situation the way he was hiding under a car...
    He wanted nothing to do with you... deal with it.....

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    homeless cats don't even want Pecos. Animals can sense dumbass!

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    You should have snuck him into your apartment.

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    I'd have given him props had he actually taken the cat in...

    Pecos is still a craterface reject

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich Boy View Post
    Looks pretty angry

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    id take that kitten and play SAW with it

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    That's the cat who put the craters on his face

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    the responses Pecos' threads bring are incredibly entertaining

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    That cat looks like a rat! Also the best thing it did was stay away from you.... The term for you would be a petofile!

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    Id hate for him to mistake that little kitten for a cucumber in the middle of the night

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pecos Bill View Post
    I took some pics of him with my phone



    Cat was licking his balls and then you came around

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    you probably ate it you sick bastard

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    Looks like my old cat Milo. He was tough as nails and had diarrhea a lot.

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    dude you should have taken the poor cat in
    go back tomorrow and see if he's there
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    You must have kissed that cat because he's licking his ass to get the taste out of his mouth!
    Fuk that shits funny!

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    O/U on the # of days until this guy drops out of school again: 13

    O/U on the # of days he kills himself after dropping out: 8

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    Quote Originally Posted by yanksfan View Post
    dude you should have taken the poor cat in
    go back tomorrow and see if he's there
    ive been looking outside all morning and theres no sign of him ...i shoulda kept him when i had the chance. f\*\*k

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    You must have kissed that cat because he's licking his ass to get the taste out of his mouth!

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    pecos bill is deep....

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    lmao...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dank_Fire View Post
    lmao...
    at my video ?

    turn the sound up.

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