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    No Landscaper that's not her.

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    crazy

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    Quote Originally Posted by tltaylor89 View Post
    Glad they put that bitch in jail,she stole my checkbook thought it was misplaced somewhere until today when I got a call from the bank .They said a young lady was there trying to cash one of my checks for $85000 .She stayed at the bank until me and the police showed up.

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    you sure that wasnt a restaurant bill?

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    What happened to this guy?

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    I wish my wife had 85k to steal!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bet Master View Post
    What happened to this guy?
    He decided to be poster "lemart" instead.

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    I hope he's dead

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    yea seriously why $85k? why not just a few thousand? that would be less obvious haha

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    lol where do u find these women

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    Quote Originally Posted by tofuman View Post
    lol where do u find these women
    In his head.

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    Is she hot? Why you not taking care of her?

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    bitch that stupid wouldn't be able to spell 85000 to write the check

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    And this is still in Players Talk why?

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    Wonder how much jail time you'd actually end up having to do for a stunt like this

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    i love the people who beleive this is true, though it should be given taylor managed hedge funds for the longest time at goldman sachs, so if that's the case, he shoulda said big whoop as 85k is nothing and is just a sliver of those monster bonus checks he get's every quarter...am i correct????? yes i am

    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    Hot checks that size draw the feds, not local pigs
    do you know that from experience sir? was that your events from last week after moving up from small time nickle diming western unions and the walmart in savoy from wire transfers?

    come on guy, we know you're a seasoned pro at all of these aspects of life...

    salud?

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    85k lolllll

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    Quote Originally Posted by harlee71 View Post
    You two are are too much.

    One was having a chat with a billionaire CEO in a bar last night and the other has a GF stealing 85k from her today. DAMN. I need what these guys are drinking! Sounds like a nice place to visit!
    You mean the internet? I go there all the time and hang out with professional gamblers who have been banned from most Vegas sportsbooks for being too sharp.

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    So there I was, in aisle 4 of Home Depot, double fisting black caulk.

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    Still waiting on proof.

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    I call bullshit because I once threw Taylor the idea of becoming his butler, via PM, and he didn't reply. He replied earlier in the exchange, so I knew he read it and wasn't inundated with other PMs. No response implies, "I'm not really loaded and don't feel up to making up a reason why not to entertain your proposal."

    It's also suspicious that he hasn't responded to requests of proof, considering his story's newsworthy if true.

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    Stupid fool.

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    I wonder whose ex-girlfriend it was.

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    Thats too bad man. Yeah, she must not be too bright.....banking and understanding fractional reserve are probably not her forte.

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    Lefart what a fukker

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    Taylor it's good she never got that 85,000 so you could spend 70,000 of it on liquor tonight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    Taylor it's good she never got that 85,000 so you could spend 70,000 of it on liquor tonight
    He could use the other 15K for Pierre his personal chef as a little thank you for tonight's spread.


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    i always wondered what this kid taylor's motivation was for telling all of those porky pies about his stack...strange cat.

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    Haha classic thread. Bring back the Bater though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tltaylor89 View Post
    I dont find this shit funny I would have shot her ass dead if the police station wasn't next door.

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    Trying to make a last minute run at fakest thread of 2011? Sorry, but you have a long way to go to catch up with lemart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ernie Mccracken View Post
    Trying to make a last minute run at fakest thread of 2011? Sorry, but you have a long way to go to catch up with lemart.
    Taylor is Lemart.

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