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    funny jewish jokes

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    How do you know jews are living nextdoor?
    There's wet toilet paper on the clothesline -Riley rice

    What's the difference between jews and boyscouts?
    Boyscouts come back from their camps! -Steve

    What's the difference between a jew and a vampire?
    One is a blood sucking vampire, and the other has wings. -mike

    What's Hitlers least favorite planet?
    'Jewpiter' -Ben

    Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
    The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in an oven!

    Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
    A canoe tips

    How do you get 100 jews into a car?
    Throw a quarter in it.
    How do you get them out again?
    Tell them Hilter is driving.

    How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
    54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.

    How do you know you have a queer Jew?
    He likes money more than girls.

    Have you heard about the Jewish sports car?
    It stops on a dime, then picks it up

    What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
    Free pork

    Whey do Jews have such big noses?
    Cuz all the airs free.

    Whats the object of Jewish football?
    To get the quarter back.

    How was copper wire invented?
    2 Jews fighting over the same penny

    What language does Jewish homo speak?
    Heblew

    What did the little German boy get for his birthday?
    Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew

    Hows Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes?
    They put parking meters on the roof.

    Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years?
    They heard that someone dropped a quarter

    What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections?
    A whine and cheese party.

    Whats Jewish doggy style?
    You beg for half an hour and the princess rolls over and plays dead.

    What happens when a Jew with an errection walks into a wall?
    He breaks his nose. - Mandy

    What's faster than a speeding bullet?
    A jew with a coupon. - John

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    WTF is up with all the jewish threads all of a sudden?

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    People are jealous of our beautiful Cut Cokks.
    You know women prefer it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackbeSSt View Post
    WTF is up with all the jewish threads all of a sudden?


    Most are okay, the camp jokes and bake jokes well yes they are very offensive. 6 million my friend

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    Quote Originally Posted by dante1 View Post
    Most are okay, the camp jokes and bake jokes well yes they are very offensive. 6 million my friend
    Yeah I think some of them may have crossed the line of tasteful but most are funny.

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    Whats a jewish girls favorite wine

    (i want to go to florida)

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    How do you start a jewish marathon? Roll a penny down a hill.

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    what's the object of jewish football? To get the quarter back.

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    whats the difference between michael phelps and hitler?

    phelps can finish a race off.

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    too many taste less jokes talk about sports my friends.

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    What did the little German boy get for his birthday?
    Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew


    I've heard some of the other ones and this one is ****** up as shit but that's what makes it so funny!

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    some funny ones for sure

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