1. 11-06-10 11:03 AM #1
    buztah
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    Anyone ever used a breast pump to get off?

    Boys, last night I had the craziest sex of my life. After eating this broad out for a while she got all frisky and shit and stuck my kok in this breast pump kit (wedged the head in tight into this funnel) and turned the pump to maximal setting until I busted a phucken nut! Most intense orgasm of my life. I am off to look at a few models today (the good ones run about a grand). Worth it!

    Hanky, call me. You gotta try this shit.
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  2. 11-06-10 11:17 AM #2
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    Where do you get it??
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  3. 11-06-10 11:27 AM #3
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    At the SBR Fantasy Store you dope
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  4. 11-06-10 11:45 AM #4
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    sounds fun.
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  5. 11-06-10 11:48 AM #5
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    my rooster would never fit in one of those
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  6. 11-06-10 12:01 PM #6
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    ever use a george foreman grill?

    its hot.
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  7. 11-06-10 12:02 PM #7
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    i taped 4 hot dogs together.
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  8. 11-06-10 12:41 PM #8
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    This guy must have the smallest dick on the planet. LOL!
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  9. 11-06-10 12:45 PM #9
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    Only JJ is that unreal small to fit in that.

    Let's get real here.
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  10. 11-06-10 01:02 PM #10
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    Sam, get 'em in the SBR store
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  11. 11-06-10 01:38 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by wtf View Post
    my rooster would never fit in one of those
    your rooster is bigger than a woman's breast?
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  12. 11-06-10 01:46 PM #12
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    you might as well stick it in a your vacuum hose
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  13. 11-06-10 01:53 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Seer View Post
    you might as well stick it in a your vacuum hose
    good idea...then you don't have to clean up
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  14. 11-06-10 02:00 PM #14
    Deuce
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    Tic tac rooster.
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