1. 11-02-10 07:21 PM #1
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    Blind Date

    A guy saved his money all week so he could take his blind date out to a nice restaurant. She proceeded to order the most expensive items on the menu: Champagne, shrimp cocktail, lobster.... Finally, he asked, "Does your mother feed you like this at home?" She replied with a smile, "No, but then my mother's not expecting a blow job later." He said, "Enjoy!"
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  2. 11-02-10 07:37 PM #2
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    Lame.
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  3. 11-02-10 07:57 PM #3
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    ha ha heh.......... not very funny.....
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  4. 11-02-10 08:29 PM #4
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    Only a bj ?!!! He hedged too early .
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  5. 11-02-10 08:42 PM #5
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    haha. that is pretty good
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  6. 05-26-11 10:15 PM #6
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  7. 05-26-11 10:16 PM #7
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    Is that JJ??!?!
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  8. 05-26-11 10:58 PM #8
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    That's a good one! Not much I can release in this thread without stockings or garter belts Daddy. Please provide release material. Thanks!
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  9. 05-26-11 11:20 PM #9
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    Champagne does not even taste good
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  10. 05-27-11 10:58 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    That's a good one! Not much I can release in this thread without stockings or garter belts Daddy. Please provide release material. Thanks!
    Illini, this is from back in November.

    But here you go, pal.















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  11. 05-27-11 11:08 AM #11
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    nice pics Dad.
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  12. 05-27-11 11:14 AM #12
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    Joke not up to your high standards dad. Pics seemed to make up for it.
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  13. 05-27-11 12:13 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Illini, this is from back in November.

    But here you go, pal.










    Who is this girl???

    She is fukking HOT!!!!!

    I would Marry this Girl ASAP!!!!!!!
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  14. 05-27-11 01:04 PM #14
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    very funnyb i like alot
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  15. 05-27-11 01:12 PM #15
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    good one dad, girls say that to me all the time
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  16. 05-27-11 05:13 PM #16
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    I love blind dates - you can stare at her all night without getting caught
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  17. 05-27-11 05:34 PM #17
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    that girl is hot I agree melo
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  18. 05-27-11 05:56 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by acarmelo1 View Post
    Who is this girl???

    She is fukking HOT!!!!!

    I would Marry this Girl ASAP!!!!!!!
    If she had as many sticking out of her as shes had stuck in her she would look like a porcupine!
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  19. 05-27-11 08:16 PM #19
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    Thanks Daddy! I knew I could count on you for great release material! Those are some Firme Hyna's!!!!
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  20. 05-27-11 08:20 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniac View Post
    I love blind dates - you can stare at her all night without getting caught
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  21. 05-28-11 01:40 AM #21
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    The suitcase one is the best
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  22. 05-28-11 03:17 AM #22
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    my wife and i have befriended a deaf girl...a little different but she has really big titties. i've asked. twice now.

    it'll work eventually.
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  23. 05-28-11 09:04 AM #23
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    whats up with the dead slut under the suitcase in the woods pic?
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  24. 05-29-11 01:21 AM #24
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    you want a blind date whit her? :d
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  25. 05-29-11 03:24 AM #25
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    I thought this thread would have bad blind date pics.
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  26. 05-29-11 04:04 AM #26
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    was expecting a good story
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  27. 05-29-11 04:40 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by cankid View Post
    was expecting a good story
    I have to admit, me too
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  28. 05-29-11 11:14 AM #28
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    Only a bj? well i went out on a date this weekend with an old friend picked up the tab and didn't get any play only some Oxy's and green...Something is always better then nothing
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