[JW Cash]

lol...so sad...

Yeah....but it is sooooooooooo GoshDamn Sexually Stimulating....

I mean, when you get close...I mean REALLY close.... closer than
you should be..... to a woman that you are NOT supposed to have...

And she starts to get off on that,,,,,,


Damn....that is about as good as it gets.......

Sorry, if anybody finds fault with that....

[jwbama23]

I've got a few that when I met them and I was wasted I thought they were way out of my league but upon waking up they were just average and ordinary and their asses always seemed bigger than I remembered and way smaller.

[JW Cash]

I've got a few that when I met them and I was wasted I thought they were way out of my league but upon waking up they were just average and ordinary and their asses always seemed bigger than I remembered and way smaller.

That just means you had to much to drink the night b4...

[BeatTheJerk]

I've got a few that when I met them and I was wasted I thought they were way out of my league but upon waking up they were just average and ordinary and their asses always seemed bigger than I remembered and way smaller.

What's wrong with a big ass pal. What you got a short prick and don't want to get smothered in it ? unreal ............

[JW Cash]

What's wrong with a big ass pal. What you got a short prick and don't want to get smothered in it ? unreal ............

There is everything wrong with a fat ass.....

I shudder to just think of a huge..humongous FULL MOON staring at me..


Just give me a cute, small, curvy, tight butt Everytime..

you know..a " Bridgett Fonda " type ass...

Yeah...

[lyon804]

You are my fukking Idol...well 2nd behind Axl Rose. God i love your style.

You two should be banned for the amount of BS you spew. What's more, I can't think what's crazier the story the Profit wrote or you believing him. Either way you both are perfect misfits.

Hey Brock, sorry I didnt see this when posted, know you were counting on me to throw out some stories like I always do. Been busy all day.

I don't have pics guys, I know how all you fuks are, no pics didnt happen. I dont take many pics of anything, dont leave a visual or paper trail of any fukin thing. I have nothing to prove to you fuks!

Ive fuked many hot broads though, Brock! Some were definitely out of my league. CONFIDENCE! Thats all it takes to fuk any broad you want. Looks, money, doesnt matter, just carry yourself in a manner that makes women want to fuk you!

Walk in a bar, find the best looking woman in there, the one that you want to take home. Make glances at her for a while. There will come a point in the first 5 minutes when you're exchanging glances that you KNOW if you're gonna fuk her tonight. If she has a boyfriend with her spend the next 5 minutes figuring out how to get rid of him.

If she's married & there with her husband, respect the institution of marriage & get her # while hes in the head & fuk her later while hes at work. Married woman are always the best! Fuk 'em & send 'em home to their husband.

I've had to pass up more pussy than most men will ever get!

[ProfaneReality]

10 ?

lisa ann is hot but she may have the worst boob job in porn....they look good under a shirt but when they are "out" they are awful... like a sock full of mashed potatoes

[itchypickle]

Hey Brock, sorry I didnt see this when posted, know you were counting on me to throw out some stories like I always do. Been busy all day.

I don't have pics guys, I know how all you fuks are, no pics didnt happen. I dont take many pics of anything, dont leave a visual or paper trail of any fukin thing. I have nothing to prove to you fuks!

Ive fuked many hot broads though, Brock! Some were definitely out of my league. CONFIDENCE! Thats all it takes to fuk any broad you want. Looks, money, doesnt matter, just carry yourself in a manner that makes women want to fuk you!

Walk in a bar, find the best looking woman in there, the one that you want to take home. Make glances at her for a while. There will come a point in the first 5 minutes when you're exchanging glances that you KNOW if you're gonna fuk her tonight. If she has a boyfriend with her spend the next 5 minutes figuring out how to get rid of him.

If she's married & there with her husband, respect the institution of marriage & get her # while hes in the head & fuk her later while hes at work. Married woman are always the best! Fuk 'em & send 'em home to their husband.

I've had to pass up more pussy than most men will ever get!

I'm gonna call bull shite on this one buddy....unless of course our standards are a little skewed because that stuff DOES NOT work in clubs or...well..anywhere for that matter. As much as it pains me to doubt a fellow SEC guy...

[lyon804]

I'm gonna call bull shite on this one buddy....unless of course our standards are a little skewed because that stuff DOES NOT work in clubs or...well..anywhere for that matter. As much as it pains me to doubt a fellow SEC guy...

You too? I think these guys would make better Hollywood screen writers than degen,forum lacky's.

[itchypickle]

You too? I think these guys would make better Hollywood screen writers than degen,forum lacky's.

[M@ximo]

I did it with a chick who was in playboy

seriewsly???...

probably you wont.., but.., name??


i've been with girls way out of my league.., but a playmate is too much!!!

[jnickell100]

How are there no pictures in this thread? Smells like bullshit to me.

[jjgold]

Some good stories here, most might not be true.
I guess my turn??


Ok It was 1991 at A Jazz club, a lady walks in with a small group of friends. There was a buzz when she walked in and word was she was an actress in Days Of Our Lives Soap Opera. She sat 4 stools away from me at the bar. I was telling jokes to everyone and I guess I got her attention. I was wearing a silk shirt and leather pants also so I guess she knew I must of been a big timer. We proceed to start glancing at each other and I smiled at her and she smiled at me. I asked her via hand signals for a cigarette and she waived me over. She put one in mouth and lit it and i proceeded to blow smoke in her face real slowly. I said thanks Fly Girl and do you want to dance?? She said yes, I was only one with balls to to ask her. We went onto dance floor and were dancing to disco tunes and then we did the Hustle. Afterwards I bought her a 7 and 7 and she wanted to go somewhere quieter. We left Jazz Club together and went to a hotel in area. I got one with water bed and glass mirrors on ceiling and walls. We started kissing and as we did I slowly unbuttoned her zipper and stuff and took her slacks off. She had a nice ass and I started feeling it with the palms of my hands. The panties were pink. I then started putting my hand on her pussy and she started rubbing my rooster and desperately trying to get my leather pants off. They were on so tight I had to use razor blade to cut a slight so she could removed them. I then ripped her panties off and she got my leather pants off. I rarely wear underwear when i wear tight closing so no issue there. My rooster was hard and she threw me on the bed and started blowing me. It was great, she then got on top of me and rode me like a pro. I of course came inside her and she loved it. We then cuddled as she talked about her show and how it was fun to let loose with a regular guy, I then started rubbing her pussy and she wanted me to go down on her and i did. I made her *** hard too. We laughed and giggled and then she said she had to leave as her flight was arriving soon.

Thanks

[jnickell100]

JJ, You have some imagination to be able to come up with these stories.

[itchypickle]

Some good stories here, most might not be true.
I guess my turn??


Ok It was 1991 at A Jazz club, a lady walks in with a small group of friends. There was a buzz when she walked in and word was she was an actress in Days Of Our Lives Soap Opera. She sat 4 stools away from me at the bar. I was telling jokes to everyone and I guess I got her attention. I was wearing a silk shirt and leather pants also so I guess she knew I must of been a big timer. We proceed to start glancing at each other and I smiled at her and she smiled at me. I asked her via hand signals for a cigarette and she waived me over. She put one in mouth and lit it and i proceeded to blow smoke in her face real slowly. I said thanks Fly Girl and do you want to dance?? She said yes, I was only one with balls to to ask her. We went onto dance floor and were dancing to disco tunes and then we did the Hustle. Afterwards I bought her a 7 and 7 and she wanted to go somewhere quieter. We left Jazz Club together and went to a hotel in area. I got one with water bed and glass mirrors on ceiling and walls. We started kissing and as we did I slowly unbuttoned her zipper and stuff and took her slacks off. She had a nice ass and I started feeling it with the palms of my hands. The panties were pink. I then started putting my hand on her pussy and she started rubbing my rooster and desperately trying to get my leather pants off. They were on so tight I had to use razor blade to cut a slight so she could removed them. I then ripped her panties off and she got my leather pants off. I rarely wear underwear when i wear tight closing so no issue there. My rooster was hard and she threw me on the bed and started blowing me. It was great, she then got on top of me and rode me like a pro. I of course came inside her and she loved it. We then cuddled as she talked about her show and how it was fun to let loose with a regular guy, I then started rubbing her pussy and she wanted me to go down on her and i did. I made her *** hard too. We laughed and giggled and then she said she had to leave as her flight was arriving soon.

Thanks

What chic wears panties with slacks...even in '91....either thongs or nothin' Been my experience at least . Oh the days of the office sex....booyah. JJ great story man...except for I don't picture you having the ability to lay still long enough for an after cuddle

FYI...your vid with a shout out from your groupies is coming...haven't forgot ya

[shari91]

JJ, you were at a jazz club in '91, listening to disco tunes and doing the hustle?

And then you managed to find a hotel room with a water bed and mirrors on the ceiling?

I think you got your decades and music genres a bit mixed up here. Interesting tale though.

[Goat Milk]

had to rip the leather pants with a razor

[Marigold HD]

"proceeded to blow smoke in her face real slowly"

yeah, this move must have closed the deal.

[losturmarbles]

this thread suddenly got a lot funnier.

[JW Cash]

This Thread is GREAT...

We got to keep it going ad infinitum........


As far as what stories are true or not.....my situations are completely legit...I have
no reason to state otherwise....

And Brock,,,,,,you never answered my question on infidelity.....hmmmmmmmmm

[sickler]

I have sex pics of myself with a couple women who would be classified as "really hot broads".

Maybe an SBR show and tell one of these days.

[THE PROFIT]

I have sex pics of myself with a couple women who would be classified as "really hot broads".

Maybe an SBR show and tell one of these days.

I don't know about you Sickler, but I don't kiss & tell. I don't take pics of shit like that, who has time to fukin think of it? Orgies come at ya fast!

[Brock Landers]

Some good stories here, most might not be true. I guess my turn?? Ok It was 1991 at A Jazz club, a lady walks in with a small group of friends. There was a buzz when she walked in and word was she was an actress in Days Of Our Lives Soap Opera. She sat 4 stools away from me at the bar. I was telling jokes to everyone and I guess I got her attention. I was wearing a silk shirt and leather pants also so I guess she knew I must of been a big timer. We proceed to start glancing at each other and I smiled at her and she smiled at me. I asked her via hand signals for a cigarette and she waived me over. She put one in mouth and lit it and i proceeded to blow smoke in her face real slowly. I said thanks Fly Girl and do you want to dance?? She said yes, I was only one with balls to to ask her. We went onto dance floor and were dancing to disco tunes and then we did the Hustle. Afterwards I bought her a 7 and 7 and she wanted to go somewhere quieter. We left Jazz Club together and went to a hotel in area. I got one with water bed and glass mirrors on ceiling and walls. We started kissing and as we did I slowly unbuttoned her zipper and stuff and took her slacks off. She had a nice ass and I started feeling it with the palms of my hands. The panties were pink. I then started putting my hand on her pussy and she started rubbing my rooster and desperately trying to get my leather pants off. They were on so tight I had to use razor blade to cut a slight so she could removed them. I then ripped her panties off and she got my leather pants off. I rarely wear underwear when i wear tight closing so no issue there. My rooster was hard and she threw me on the bed and started blowing me. It was great, she then got on top of me and rode me like a pro. I of course came inside her and she loved it. We then cuddled as she talked about her show and how it was fun to let loose with a regular guy, I then started rubbing her pussy and she wanted me to go down on her and i did. I made her *** hard too. We laughed and giggled and then she said she had to leave as her flight was arriving soon. Thanks

[THE PROFIT]

You two should be banned for the amount of BS you spew. What's more, I can't think what's crazier the story the Profit wrote or you believing him. Either way you both are perfect misfits.

its not just this one story dilrod! I have a fukin library of shit I've told on here!

[jjgold]

Anyone else get fukkin hard reading this thread. I am getting ready for bed so reading some stories again.

I am hard

[Brock Landers]

Anyone else get fukkin hard reading this thread. I am getting ready for bed so reading some stories again. I am hard

i fukked my wife two times in 24 hours after starting this thread JJ

[JW Cash]

Actually called my married real estate agent Sally...hadnt seen her for a couple months...

She was on my mind.......the sex was way above average with this blonde, blue eyed Scandanavian...


She prefers black lingerie....and I guess I do too....

[jjgold]

i fukked my wife two times in 24 hours after starting this thread JJ

[THE PROFIT]

you guys are a fukin trip!

[filter15]

Some good stories here, most might not be true.
I guess my turn??


Ok It was 1991 at A Jazz club, a lady walks in with a small group of friends. There was a buzz when she walked in and word was she was an actress in Days Of Our Lives Soap Opera. She sat 4 stools away from me at the bar. I was telling jokes to everyone and I guess I got her attention. I was wearing a silk shirt and leather pants also so I guess she knew I must of been a big timer. We proceed to start glancing at each other and I smiled at her and she smiled at me. I asked her via hand signals for a cigarette and she waived me over. She put one in mouth and lit it and i proceeded to blow smoke in her face real slowly. I said thanks Fly Girl and do you want to dance?? She said yes, I was only one with balls to to ask her. We went onto dance floor and were dancing to disco tunes and then we did the Hustle. Afterwards I bought her a 7 and 7 and she wanted to go somewhere quieter. We left Jazz Club together and went to a hotel in area. I got one with water bed and glass mirrors on ceiling and walls. We started kissing and as we did I slowly unbuttoned her zipper and stuff and took her slacks off. She had a nice ass and I started feeling it with the palms of my hands. The panties were pink. I then started putting my hand on her pussy and she started rubbing my rooster and desperately trying to get my leather pants off. They were on so tight I had to use razor blade to cut a slight so she could removed them. I then ripped her panties off and she got my leather pants off. I rarely wear underwear when i wear tight closing so no issue there. My rooster was hard and she threw me on the bed and started blowing me. It was great, she then got on top of me and rode me like a pro. I of course came inside her and she loved it. We then cuddled as she talked about her show and how it was fun to let loose with a regular guy, I then started rubbing her pussy and she wanted me to go down on her and i did. I made her *** hard too. We laughed and giggled and then she said she had to leave as her flight was arriving soon.

Thanks

Were did you find a razor blade?

[JW Cash]

I have actually kept my situations on the tame side...


But Annette and I got involved in swinging/wife swapping...coz
I was always going out on her anyway and she thought this swinging would
give her some excitement...coz I was not always wanting to have
sex with her after being with someone else..

It was a great club...The Silver Chain.....members met first Saturday
of the month at the Thunderbird Motel...big place right between
the old Met Stadium and Met Center...

Had some good, sultry, sweaty, sensual situations that happened in my 4 years there..

I kept them pretty tame so far.....


mainly for you JJ....

dont want you frothy at the mouth too much,,,,,,

[THE PROFIT]

I met my last GF at a bar with her friend. I took the 2 of them across the road to the hotel I was staying at, in my own town It was a business suite that the company was paying for, but they didn't know this shit!

We had a great time & kept this going for close to 2 months on the weekends. I would go see one or the other of them & we would go out & call the other one & always have threesomes! Well, wouldn't you know it, leave it to 2 oysters to ruin a perfect setup. Of course they start getting jealous. I end up staying with the kinkier of the 2 for a while, but it just wasn't the same

[Brock Landers]

Thread of the month in July/August.

Perfect for the slow summer time

[sickler]

I don't know about you Sickler, but I don't kiss & tell. I don't take pics of shit like that, who has time to fukin think of it? Orgies come at ya fast!

It's done for memories. Some are content with pics holding hands on the boardwalk or sipping pina coladas on the beach. Sometimes it's good to have something raunchier.

[JW Cash]

I met my last GF at a bar with her friend. I took the 2 of them across the road to the hotel I was staying at, in my own town It was a business suite that the company was paying for, but they didn't know this shit!

We had a great time & kept this going for close to 2 months on the weekends. I would go see one or the other of them & we would go out & call the other one & always have threesomes! Well, wouldn't you know it, leave it to 2 oysters to ruin a perfect setup. Of course they start getting jealous. I end up staying with the kinkier of the 2 for a while, but it just wasn't the same

I know what you mean....

thats one thing about the swinging thing....

It supposed to be a all equal good times policy....no jealousy...

But people are people....we are all jealous creatures at heart...

There were times, in an orgy situation...where you would say have 10 men..
10 women in a room.....

If at the end of the night....if I didnt happen to make it with the best looking,
most sexy female...I was pissed....even though I may have had an overall good time.....guess its an alpha male thing....

But the best looking and sexiest woman is going to have a waiting list...and there
is only so much time....lol

So many women...so little time...that is sooooo true...

One thing I never did was watch my wife with another man...had no
interest in seeing that..

A real good Swinging magazine at that time was The Seeker...dont know if
its still around.....