[bjrvictor]

-A normal american guy bought the fastest and newest car ever created. He entered the car and turned on the radio ; He heard : "This Is London!" The man said : DAMN this thing is FAST!

[bjrvictor]

An American, traveling on a train in Europe, met a Cuban tobacco grower, a Russian vodka distiller and a lawyer. While they were talking business, the Cuban took out four cigars and passed them around. After lighting his own cigar, the Cuban took one drag and then threw it out the window, explaining that cigars were of no consequence in his country since there was such an abundance of them. After dinner, the Russian passed out bottles of vodka. After taking just one swig, he threw the bottle out the window, explaining that vodka was of no consequence since, in Russia, it was so plentiful. The American businessman sat in quiet contemplation for several minutes then arose and threw the lawyer out the window.

[pico]

joke threads are always good

[Maniac]

A man and giraffe walk into a bar and proceed to get totally hammered. The giraffe passes out and the man gets up to leave when the barman says “you can’t leave that lyin there."

To which the man slurs “that’s not a lion...it’s a giraffe.”

[pico]

A man and giraffe walk into a bar and proceed to get totally hammered. The giraffe passes out and the man gets up to leave when the barman says “you can’t leave that lyin there."

To which the man slurs “that’s not a lion...it’s a giraffe.”

lame

[19th Hole]

Black president = Fail.


what u expect?

No racism here guys, just realism.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
No...That's not racism just because
you said so.

Poster of the year.

[bjrvictor]

was getting annoyed and shouted upstairs to his wife," Hurry up or we'll be late."
"Oh, be quiet," replied his wife. "Haven't I been telling you for the last hour that I'll be ready in a minute?"

[bjrvictor]

john was getting annoyed and shouted upstairs to his wife," Hurry up or we'll be late."
"Oh, be quiet," replied his wife. "Haven't I been telling you for the last hour that I'll be ready in a minute?"

[LegitBet]

Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"

Oh come on!!!!!!
This one's a home run!
Good Job dude

[sonyman]

---God: "Wait a minute."

LOL...That's actually pretty funny

[kidk]

this maybe the stupidiest thread i ever saw on sbr

[bjrvictor]

"Dad, do you think that the American Indians were superior to
the white men who took this land from them?" asked the young boy.
"You bet," replied the father. "When the Indians were the sole
occupants of this land, they had no taxes, no national debt, no
centralized government, no military draft, no foreign aid programs,
no banks, no stock markets, no nuclear weapons, and their women did
all the work. What could be more superior to that?"

[bjrvictor]

A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in.
Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down carefully and with considerable appreciation.
"Miss Smith," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination."

[SuddenDee]

Last line wasn't funny therefore the whole joke sucked.