[Pecos Bill]

Im trying to look like a man so girls could see me as a responsible provider and want to marry me. I know it sounds gay but my dream is to get married someday.

[MendozaLine]

there's a girl out there for you. Start hitting on girls that are 3 years younger than you.

[DrStale]

Clark Kent.

So you're practically Superman.

[Jimmy0607]

Why u try so hard

[Fishhead]

You're fine, just get rid of the ANHEISER-BUSCH headboard........you're not in college any longer.

[rfr3sh]

you need new flow and new glasses...

[ROFLcopter]

how to look like a bad ass

1. get contacts
2. grow a unibrow

[Pecos Bill]

there's a girl out there for you. Start hitting on girls that are 3 years younger than you.

I always tell myself the same thing. That out of the billions of girls on this planet, there is one out there for me. But sometimes im not the most confident or outgoing person, so maybe i'll never run into her...but she is out there...looking for me the same way im looking for her. I find comfort in this thought.

[Ace_of_Spades]

You might want to hit the gym, or just buy some dumbbells and tone your muscles. But one thing is for sure, you have to change those glasses. Try some rimless sophisticated glasses.

[Fishhead]

I always tell myself the same thing. That out of the billions of girls on this planet, there is one out there for me. But sometimes im not the most confident or outgoing person, so maybe i'll never run into her...but she is out there...looking for me the same way im looking for her. I find comfort in this thought.

Good attitude, seldom happens, but good attitude.

[Kellen]

You need a new watch. A nice one. Not a rolex or anything that says I have too much money so I buy 7000 dollar watches. Something like a Tag Heuer, that says Im well off enough that I can afford to have a nice watch but Im not flashy enough or willing to spend the money on a rolex.

The leather band watch isnt doing it. Get something nice in stainless steel band and get some glasses without the black plastic trim. Tag also makes nice prescription glasses.

Those 2 things will work wonders for you. Also if Im not mistaken, that is an aeropostale shirt. Dont shop there unless you are 15. Go get you some Tommy Bahama shirts and wear them with nice jeans and nice shoes. Cole Haan makes some great looking casual shoes that would fit that image perfect.

[Pecos Bill]

Why u try so hard

Its not as easy for me as it is for you. You have a beautiful girl, dont take that for granted....Some of us never had anybody.

[Boscoe]

You might want to hit the gym, or just buy some dumbbells and tone your muscles. But one thing is for sure, you have to change those glasses. Try some rimless sophisticated glasses.

He shouldve ponied up for the versaces.

[flyingillini]

You need a new watch. A nice one. Not a rolex or anything that says I have too much money so I buy 7000 dollar watches. Something like a Tag Heuer, that says Im well off enough that I can afford to have a nice watch but Im not flashy enough or willing to spend the money on a rolex.

The leather band watch isnt doing it. Get something nice in stainless steel band and get some glasses without the black plastic trim. Tag also makes nice prescription glasses.

Those 2 things will work wonders for you. Also if Im not mistaken, that is an aeropostale shirt. Dont shop there unless you are 15. Go get you some Tommy Bahama shirts and wear them with nice jeans and nice shoes. Cole Haan makes some great looking casual shoes that would fit that image perfect.

Nothing wrong with owning a Rolex. They are very nice watches and well worth the money. A nice silver Datejust.

[tltaylor89]

I think I got a flyer about you not being able to come 100 feet of anywhere children are.

[sickler]

You look like a geek, Billy. Get a real haircut.

[THE PROFIT]

Thats not an AB design, fish, its some gay ass shit his mommy bought.

You look like a fukstik!

[Kellen]

Nothing wrong with owning a Rolex. They are very nice watches and well worth the money. A nice silver Datejust.

Absolutely nothing wrong with it. I own a submariner myself. Im just thinking this guy doesnt need the flashy look. He wouldnt look right in a rolex.

[excel]

[Pecos Bill]

You need a new watch. A nice one. Not a rolex or anything that says I have too much money so I buy 7000 dollar watches. Something like a Tag Heuer, that says Im well off enough that I can afford to have a nice watch but Im not flashy enough or willing to spend the money on a rolex.

The leather band watch isnt doing it. Get something nice in stainless steel band and get some glasses without the black plastic trim. Tag also makes nice prescription glasses.

Those 2 things will work wonders for you. Also if Im not mistaken, that is an aeropostale shirt. Dont shop there unless you are 15. Go get you some Tommy Bahama shirts and wear them with nice jeans and nice shoes. Cole Haan makes some great looking casual shoes that would fit that image perfect.

I hate these fvcking glasses, but my stupid mom made me get them cuz they were cheap. I wanted some designer ones. .......And the watch is a $20 Timex i got for my birthday....shows how much my family cares about me i guess.

[Tree Rollins]

Good attitude, seldom happens, but good attitude.

Yeah, if you're like this guy you'll never meet a girl. You can't spend your life sleeping in dumpsters and eating trash and still get a women. No matter how good your attitude is.

[Kellen]

I hate these fvcking glasses, but my stupid mom made me get them cuz they were cheap. I wanted some designer ones. .......And the watch is a $20 Timex i got for my birthday....shows how much my family cares about me i guess.

you gotta get that shit own your own pal otherwise it doesnt mean anything. What kind of job you got?

[Fishhead]

SHAVE your head

Put a Nevada Sports schedule in your back pocket

Floss







These three things worked wonders for me in terms of attracting women(being serious here, even though this sounds like a joke).

[Kellen]

Tree Rollins, where you from pal?

[BadNina]

There is no way to say this without sounding mean. You look like a serial killer. You need to smile. And yeah, a new hairdo. Poufy is not the look for you. Lighten up some. You can do it.

[Pecos Bill]

you gotta get that shit own your own pal otherwise it doesnt mean anything. What kind of job you got?

I dont have any money, im a student. Should graduate in May though.

[Tree Rollins]

Tree Rollins, where you from pal?

I can't imagine why where I'm from would have any relevance to this conversation. Seriously, why do you care where I'm from?

[bobbyfk]

lets ask Rouge Scholor what the thinks

[Kellen]

Thought maybe Clemson with the Tree Rollins sn and pic.

[DrStale]

I hate these fvcking glasses, but my stupid mom made me get them cuz they were cheap. I wanted some designer ones. .......And the watch is a $20 Timex i got for my birthday....shows how much my family cares about me i guess.

You've been unemployed for how long Pecos? And you complain about mommy and daddy not being you the expensive shit? A change in this mentality is more important than a change in your looks.

[Pecos Bill]

There is no way to say this without sounding mean. You look like a serial killer. You need to smile. And yeah, a new hairdo. Poufy is not the look for you. Lighten up some. You can do it.

What am i going to smile about?...the fact tht im not wanted by anything or anyone?..that people treat me like shit?..that they take what they want from me and go...."sorry i got to go"..."sorry i gotta meet someone"...thats what it all boils down to....that people are leaving and never coming back. No one wants me in their life...i am not needed.

[Tree Rollins]

Thought maybe Clemson with the Tree Rollins sn and pic.

Oh, my bad. I thought you were trying to stick up for that shithead. He tried to rip me off earlier so I'm hostile.

No, I'm not from there. I'm outside of DC.

[wtf]

pb trolling for rooster again

pitiful

[Manaconda]

new haircut and get rid of the birth control glasses

[Holtgetsback]

I think you look fine except for the scars on your face.