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[Inkwell77]

Lots of judgmental folks in this thread!!!

The OP should break up with this girl, no reason to keep the relationship going. Been with her multiple months and cheated, odds are it's not a long term type of thing.

Not sure how old the OP is, he should tell probably tell her, but it all depends on what type of girl she is.
Some girls can handle that news. If she is one of those individuals, tell her. If not, come up with some other reason to call this off.


Edit: Oh, only read the first page and thought this was some current shiz.

[Inkwell77]

I was present for the encounter in the bed next to Baus. Here is my account of the events.

Las Vegas on the night in question:

12:48AM: gaming with Baus at the Palms. Feeling tired due to massive comped meal, decide to head to the Hard Rock and head to bed.

1:30AM: game a bit at the Hard Rock, use the K-O count for a bit, make some coin, head up to bed. Make a crack about Edward O. Thorp at the table before leaving.

1:50AM: pop in a nice dip of Copenhagen and listen to some Euro trash music before bed.

2:15AM: lights out

4:30AM: Feel someone poking me in my sleep, look up to see Baus about 6 inches from my face. Can smell a blend of Red Bull and stale Cope on his breath. He says: "I've got a babe here Ronald, and she's taking a piss. Pretend you're sleeping and you can listen to us ****."

4:35AM: Baus starts ****ing her on the hard bathroom floor tile for some reason. I later he found out he ****ed her on the counter as well, which explains the noise I heard of something falling in the sink. I was pissed cause I thought it might be my contact lens case.

4:45AM: Baus brings her into the room and starts ****ing her on the bed. Can't really see much since the room is dark and I don't have my contacts in. I can identify Baus by his trademark black socks against the backdrop of the pristine white Hard Rock bed sheets.

5:00AM: Baus continues to **** the broad. He loves to laugh while he ****s for some reason. He just keeps snickering while he ****s her. I can hear his balls slapping a bit. The babe appears to be loving it. My shoulder starts to tighten up since I can't move while I pretend to sleep. My whole left arm goes numb for a brief period of time. I try to time my body movements with her moans so that my awakened presence goes undetected.

5:10AM: Broad gets on top of Baus and starts riding him. I can tell it's the broad because of the long hair. Otherwise I would have no ****ing clue.

5:15AM: Musty smell in room starts to become unbearable. Smells a bit like fish. Then I try to mentally imagine the delightful taste of Swedish Fish instead.

5:20AM: I try to piece together where Baus may have found this broad. I hypothesize that it may be the broad from the Palms who was at our table. I think to myself that, while she is a pretty decent broad, it's shameful that Baus would **** someone who stands on a Soft 15 and hits 14 against a dealer 6.

5:35AM: ****ing continues in all sorts of positions, with Baus laughing all the while. I begin to hear some jingling noises. It sounded like someone had coins in their pocket, or like Baus was ****ing a slot machine. I later found out it was simply the sound of bracelets clanging together on the broad's wrist.

6:15AM: **** session winds down with Baus saying: "I'm done." I was thinking of reaching over and pressing the PLAY button on my Euro Trash CD in order to motivate him to continue ****ing her, but I decided against it.

6:30AM: Broad leaves the hotel room to return to her sugar daddy. She was actually at the casino playing with some other dude's money while we were there.

6:31AM: Baus releases back to back loud farts that he had clearly been holding in throughout the **** session.

6:35AM: Baus puts in a dip of Cope and we go over the details of the **** session.

7:30AM: Lights out.

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[BIGDAY]

BAUS is one of a kind.

[BennyBigNuts]

Well boys, I came back from a holiday where I banged some other girls.

GF asked, sort of off-handedly, if I had been with any other girls and I said yes. She said she couldn't be with a guy who sleeps with other people and walked out. So I guess it's over.

Kind of a relief actually.

BAUS

Whatever happened to this guy?
He was obviously a good storyteller.
Probly ghosting on here.
Scariest avatar on the planet.

[gauchojake]

Baus still pops in from time to time to give some sage advice to those that will listen.

[chipper]

The lesson here.... ALWAYS use a rubber when picking up a broad in Vegas! Great thread, LOL.

[Big Bear]

Baus, my man fvcking bare back a stranger. Dude you got bigger things to worry about than telling ur girl. My advice is don't tell her what u did. When ur in a romantic mood use a condom until u get tested. Definitely go and get yourself checked, but please don't risk making an innocent girl who trusted u sick because you were a bonehead, that would really be bad news. Hope I was able to help and good luck.

just curious...

say a chick has herpes and you bang here with a condom...

how likely is it that you still catch herpes?

wouldnt you still get it from your balls flapping against her ass?

or does it depend if its inflamed?

[marcoloco]

get tested

[Big Bear]

get tested

it was a hypothetical question