Pulled my best Kanye West Today!
Total time spent flipping out: 30 minutes
Number of people wounded by the fallout: 3
Number of f-bombs dropped: 50
Went something like this...
Victim 1: Brother - Hey asshole deadbeat **** you owe mom/dad at least $75K, your older brother $1K and me $40 from a drunken bet you mad last weekend. Stop spending $300 on tequila shots. Stop feeding your fat bitch and her fat son 7 course dinners. You're 30 years old grow up. There are reasons why you're bald and look like you are pregnant witn sextuplets: yayo, beer and chicken wings. By the way tell your bitch to get off her ass and get a job so she can start paying for the furniture YOUR PARENTS are payinng off.
Victim 2: Hot chick - Just as an FYI I am deleting your number from my phone. Next time you want to communicate with me talk to me directly don't play the telephone game so the message gets distorted and you piss me off. By the way you are the only girl stupid enough to have her man cheat on her with 5 different women; Tiger's wife called she wants her half a brain back. Enjoy the STDs!
Victome 3: Ex-girlfriend - You want $60 to pay for your nails to look nice for me? Are you kidding me? Look I am not going to make a big ******* deal out of this but the money tree just got chopped down. I don't care if you shipped me edible body paint for our Thanksgiving there are no more free rides. Oh yeah I never liked your parents and honestly think your dad is gay. The only other male I know that pays the piano and enjoys it is Elton John. Nuff said.
Felt good being a major asshole. Some of my best work
Number of people wounded by the fallout: 3
Number of f-bombs dropped: 50
Went something like this...
Victim 1: Brother - Hey asshole deadbeat **** you owe mom/dad at least $75K, your older brother $1K and me $40 from a drunken bet you mad last weekend. Stop spending $300 on tequila shots. Stop feeding your fat bitch and her fat son 7 course dinners. You're 30 years old grow up. There are reasons why you're bald and look like you are pregnant witn sextuplets: yayo, beer and chicken wings. By the way tell your bitch to get off her ass and get a job so she can start paying for the furniture YOUR PARENTS are payinng off.
Victim 2: Hot chick - Just as an FYI I am deleting your number from my phone. Next time you want to communicate with me talk to me directly don't play the telephone game so the message gets distorted and you piss me off. By the way you are the only girl stupid enough to have her man cheat on her with 5 different women; Tiger's wife called she wants her half a brain back. Enjoy the STDs!
Victome 3: Ex-girlfriend - You want $60 to pay for your nails to look nice for me? Are you kidding me? Look I am not going to make a big ******* deal out of this but the money tree just got chopped down. I don't care if you shipped me edible body paint for our Thanksgiving there are no more free rides. Oh yeah I never liked your parents and honestly think your dad is gay. The only other male I know that pays the piano and enjoys it is Elton John. Nuff said.
Felt good being a major asshole. Some of my best work