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    Any of you ever been in a MEN'S CLUB?

    I'm not talking about like a nice gym or something.

    I've met a couple of guys in the past few years who've admitted reluctantly to being in a MEN'S CLUB. One of them said it was just where you go meet a bunch of guys, usually at someone's place, and it's just to meet guys to become friends with. The guy was pretty creepy so I can see why he'd have to do this.

    Anyways, discovered today that another guy I know is also in a men's club where they meet up at his place once a week [his wife leaves] and they just discuss their problems. They're friends but the key is to discuss problems. I didn't push on what sort of problems, but got the impression it wasn't women problems, boozing/gambling problems, etc.
    More like psychological problems, or where you discuss your feelings.



    If you have some issues, why would you want to meet a bunch of other whackjobs for help? I guess they are sympathetic.

    Do any posters on SBR have more information for me?

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    JJ should know all about them

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    i want insider info

    the sites all say theyre dedicated to enhancing the mind and the spirit etc bah

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    Beaner belongs to one.

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    have sort of heard about these things

    especially in the old days when women stayed home and guys would dress in those olden times hats and suites with suspenders

    you would go to nice places with wood tables and fireplaces and guns on the wall and drink with other men, no women around if you suggested their should be women it would be apsurd, they would laugh

    men would go out to be with other men, it would be like camradery

    is this what your talking about?

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    Carpe that is a real men's club

    This is more like mens group counselling

    very confused... but thinking of finding one to check it out

    we have a lot of dental issues.... and some mental issues....

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    Cant say I have been to a MENS CLUB...unless you want to count the Chicken Ranch near Vegas...

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    Does the Mafia count?

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    I have had events with all men like gambling breakfats during football season where all the guys eat breakfast and go over the games, we have all the publications, sportform, gold sheet, platinum sheet, power sweep, ect and talk it over during a breakfast, usually one guy gets up and takes the lead and makes speeches, ect.

    Hair club for men I am a member of, they sit you down and actually in a nice way say what a fukkin loser you because you have no hair and show vids of bald guys that are lonely and then after they get a unit they show the same guy with hot girls and they hooked me for life. These guys (salesman) all have real hair but they convince you it is fake and another lure. In my second consult they made me run my hands through their hair and when I tried to say it seemed real they all surrounded me and just keep telling me it was fake and i could be them.

    One fat fuk that was a dead ringer for IWIN was sitting next to me and I felt sorry for him, they broke him down so bad they convinced him he really liked men because he did not want a fukkin unit and one of the salesman got a free blow job from the fat fuk, he just said get on your knees gay boy and blow me and the guy did. As you are aware these hair guys are gay and will fuk anything in site and prey on weak guys. can you imagine a guy like IWIN blowing you????????????? The fat guy was hard as a rock as was the hair guy.

    The other two guys tried to get blow jobs too but guy said he was done and tired and he did buy a few rugs.

    Always remember a 3 on one tag team (Triangular Penetration) is the ultimate sex conquer for the gay guys .

    Back to subject men's clubs are for the most part sex clubs for men, swapping partners, belly noggles, Vaser Injections, and usually cork popping tops plowing jelly up tight cannons. I would not join one or even talk about it.

    I love educating you guys on the tough subjects.
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    What about a hair club for men

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I have had events with all men like gambling breakfats during football season where all the guys eat breakfast and go over the games, we have all the publications, sportform, gold sheet, platinum sheet, power sweep, ect and talk it over during a breakfast, usually one guy gets up and takes the lead and makes speeches, ect. Hair club for men I am a member of, they sit you down and actually in a nice way say what a fukkin loser you because you have no hair and show vids of bald guys that are lonely and then after they get a unit they show the same guy with hot girls and they hooked me for life. These guys (salesman) all have real hair but they convince you it is fake and another lure. In my second consult they made me run my hands through their hair and when I tried to say it seemed real they all surrounded me and just keep telling me it was fake and i could be them. One fat fuk that was a dead ringer for IWIN was sitting next to me and I felt sorry for him, they broke him down so bad they convinced him he really liked men because he did not want a fukkin unit and one of the salesman got a free blow job from the fat fuk, he just said get on your knees gay boy and blow me and the guy did. As you are aware these hair guys are gay and will fuk anything in site and prey on weak guys. can you imagine a guy like IWIN blowing you????????????? The fat guy was hard as a rock as was the hair guy. The other two guys tried to get blow jobs too but guy said he was done and tired and he did buy a few rugs. Always remember a 3 on one tag team (Triangular Penetration) is the ultimate sex conquer for the gay guys . Back to subject men's clubs are for the most part sex clubs for men, swapping partners, belly noggles, Vaser Injections, and usually cork popping tops plowing jelly up tight cannons. I would not join one or even talk about it. I love educating you guys on the tough subjects.

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    belly noggles???
    cork popping tops plowing jelly up tight cannons

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    belly noggles

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I have had events with all men like gambling breakfats during football season where all the guys eat breakfast and go over the games, we have all the publications, sportform, gold sheet, platinum sheet, power sweep, ect and talk it over during a breakfast, usually one guy gets up and takes the lead and makes speeches, ect. Hair club for men I am a member of, they sit you down and actually in a nice way say what a fukkin loser you because you have no hair and show vids of bald guys that are lonely and then after they get a unit they show the same guy with hot girls and they hooked me for life. These guys (salesman) all have real hair but they convince you it is fake and another lure. In my second consult they made me run my hands through their hair and when I tried to say it seemed real they all surrounded me and just keep telling me it was fake and i could be them. One fat fuk that was a dead ringer for IWIN was sitting next to me and I felt sorry for him, they broke him down so bad they convinced him he really liked men because he did not want a fukkin unit and one of the salesman got a free blow job from the fat fuk, he just said get on your knees gay boy and blow me and the guy did. As you are aware these hair guys are gay and will fuk anything in site and prey on weak guys. can you imagine a guy like IWIN blowing you????????????? The fat guy was hard as a rock as was the hair guy. The other two guys tried to get blow jobs too but guy said he was done and tired and he did buy a few rugs. Always remember a 3 on one tag team (Triangular Penetration) is the ultimate sex conquer for the gay guys . Back to subject men's clubs are for the most part sex clubs for men, swapping partners, belly noggles, Vaser Injections, and usually cork popping tops plowing jelly up tight cannons. I would not join one or even talk about it. I love educating you guys on the tough subjects.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I have had events with all men like gambling breakfats during football season where all the guys eat breakfast and go over the games, we have all the publications, sportform, gold sheet, platinum sheet, power sweep, ect and talk it over during a breakfast, usually one guy gets up and takes the lead and makes speeches, ect.

    Hair club for men I am a member of, they sit you down and actually in a nice way say what a fukkin loser you because you have no hair and show vids of bald guys that are lonely and then after they get a unit they show the same guy with hot girls and they hooked me for life. These guys (salesman) all have real hair but they convince you it is fake and another lure. In my second consult they made me run my hands through their hair and when I tried to say it seemed real they all surrounded me and just keep telling me it was fake and i could be them.

    One fat fuk that was a dead ringer for IWIN was sitting next to me and I felt sorry for him, they broke him down so bad they convinced him he really liked men because he did not want a fukkin unit and one of the salesman got a free blow job from the fat fuk, he just said get on your knees gay boy and blow me and the guy did. As you are aware these hair guys are gay and will fuk anything in site and prey on weak guys. can you imagine a guy like IWIN blowing you????????????? The fat guy was hard as a rock as was the hair guy.

    The other two guys tried to get blow jobs too but guy said he was done and tired and he did buy a few rugs.

    Always remember a 3 on one tag team (Triangular Penetration) is the ultimate sex conquer for the gay guys .

    Back to subject men's clubs are for the most part sex clubs for men, swapping partners, belly noggles, Vaser Injections, and usually cork popping tops plowing jelly up tight cannons. I would not join one or even talk about it.

    I love educating you guys on the tough subjects.
    This is why I bother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Back to subject men's clubs are for the most part sex clubs for men, swapping partners, belly noggles, Vaser Injections, and usually cork popping tops plowing jelly up tight cannons.
    I am in awe.

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    omg

    another jj classic

    this guy is worth his weight in GOLD

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I have had events with all men like gambling breakfats during football season where all the guys eat breakfast and go over the games, we have all the publications, sportform, gold sheet, platinum sheet, power sweep, ect and talk it over during a breakfast, usually one guy gets up and takes the lead and makes speeches, ect.

    Hair club for men I am a member of, they sit you down and actually in a nice way say what a fukkin loser you because you have no hair and show vids of bald guys that are lonely and then after they get a unit they show the same guy with hot girls and they hooked me for life. These guys (salesman) all have real hair but they convince you it is fake and another lure. In my second consult they made me run my hands through their hair and when I tried to say it seemed real they all surrounded me and just keep telling me it was fake and i could be them.

    One fat fuk that was a dead ringer for IWIN was sitting next to me and I felt sorry for him, they broke him down so bad they convinced him he really liked men because he did not want a fukkin unit and one of the salesman got a free blow job from the fat fuk, he just said get on your knees gay boy and blow me and the guy did. As you are aware these hair guys are gay and will fuk anything in site and prey on weak guys. can you imagine a guy like IWIN blowing you????????????? The fat guy was hard as a rock as was the hair guy.

    The other two guys tried to get blow jobs too but guy said he was done and tired and he did buy a few rugs.

    Always remember a 3 on one tag team (Triangular Penetration) is the ultimate sex conquer for the gay guys .

    Back to subject men's clubs are for the most part sex clubs for men, swapping partners, belly noggles, Vaser Injections, and usually cork popping tops plowing jelly up tight cannons. I would not join one or even talk about it.

    I love educating you guys on the tough subjects.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I have had events with all men like gambling breakfats during football season where all the guys eat breakfast and go over the games, we have all the publications, sportform, gold sheet, platinum sheet, power sweep, ect and talk it over during a breakfast, usually one guy gets up and takes the lead and makes speeches, ect.

    Hair club for men I am a member of, they sit you down and actually in a nice way say what a fukkin loser you because you have no hair and show vids of bald guys that are lonely and then after they get a unit they show the same guy with hot girls and they hooked me for life. These guys (salesman) all have real hair but they convince you it is fake and another lure. In my second consult they made me run my hands through their hair and when I tried to say it seemed real they all surrounded me and just keep telling me it was fake and i could be them.

    One fat fuk that was a dead ringer for IWIN was sitting next to me and I felt sorry for him, they broke him down so bad they convinced him he really liked men because he did not want a fukkin unit and one of the salesman got a free blow job from the fat fuk, he just said get on your knees gay boy and blow me and the guy did. As you are aware these hair guys are gay and will fuk anything in site and prey on weak guys. can you imagine a guy like IWIN blowing you????????????? The fat guy was hard as a rock as was the hair guy.

    The other two guys tried to get blow jobs too but guy said he was done and tired and he did buy a few rugs.

    Always remember a 3 on one tag team (Triangular Penetration) is the ultimate sex conquer for the gay guys .

    Back to subject men's clubs are for the most part sex clubs for men, swapping partners, belly noggles, Vaser Injections, and usually cork popping tops plowing jelly up tight cannons. I would not join one or even talk about it.

    I love educating you guys on the tough subjects.
    how come all of JJ's post longer than a sentence or two are about a homosexual experience?
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    Some of you fuks just do not know the streets like I do, you gamble and you date.

    I have been in all the clubs watching behind closets up on fukkin pillars, anything to see sex scenes and learn from them.

    Guys you would laugh your ass off seeing 2,3,4,5,6,7 guys going at it in pillow swallowing and earth shattering slapping and pounding.

    Have you clowns ever heard of tag team sex????????????? It can be men, women, transsexuals or tri sexuals but today lets keep it to men

    Ok................say there are like 4 guys in a weight room, place closed and guys ready to plug and play.
    Two guys start having sex and these guys usually find the weakest guy or a submissive guy that likes it with a twist of vein plowing punctures. The guy on the outside slaps the hand of the guy pounding say a guy like Deuce and then he pounds Deuce, it is the same thing as tag team wrestling but with sex. I notice gay sex is much louder than men and women sex. The guy yell and scream for various reasons , kind of like an eerie, creep feeling.Its strange how guys will have sex with any guy without thinking and anywhere, whereas girls will not.

    Guys want to play all the time if they are Bi or Gay and it comes before anything else.
    Go to a gym and flirt and wear a fkkin collar around your neck and I guarantee you get 10 guys, a collar is a signal that the guy is ready to play, guys that wear collars are bottoms in gyms, tops usually wear jumpsuits while lifting with a headband. A collar fuk is what it says...guy bangs a collared guy in a stall usually or on a lat machine, I guess for you slang lovers it is called 'Collar Crackers"
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    Years ago one of my gay friends invited me to come along. I guess since it was a club for homosexuals I was accepted there. So, we smoked cigars (which made me cough nonstop), had some whiskey (I pretended to enjoy the strong alcohol to not appear lame), and talked about anything, really. It was a nice atmosphere. I had a good time and would not mind dropping by there again one day when I am in the same town.

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    Coach

    These two posts are on the same classic level as some of your all-time greats over the past decade.

    I am honored that they occurred in my thread

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    JJ, I am a street guy too, but this shit is outa control.

    I have never seen 2 guys blowing up an ass. I never seen any man blowing up an ass

    You have seen 6, 7, 8,9 guys? JJ your shot.

    No wonder Shari is running.

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    jj

    Involve my name in your silly sex threads again and you're going to get hurt. Not fukking around here guy. Try it. I'll put two in your hat.

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    Mods put a sticky on this thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    how come all of JJ's post longer than a sentence or two are about a homosexual experience?




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    Quote Originally Posted by BeeMore View Post


    jjgold is a homo?
    maybe. but like perry in high school he thinks everyone else is g4y cause he cant imagine not being g4y. so he makes rumors about ppl that they are g4y when in fact he is a socio-closet case. the perrys

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeeMore View Post


    jjgold is a homo?

    Some would say slightly in denial...or having the closet door half open and needing a nudge out.

    When your nude debut on the internet is masturbating in front of an audience of 99.99% men, it certainly casts doubt on a heterosexual stance.

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    Straight as an arrow, not afraid to be a scene player and watch the cubs and bears play hard with cocks, blow torches, pecker spaded rings and bottom saddles with claws. I swear most of you are so insecure its not even funny, who gives a fuk what anyone is and watching is fun if you happed to be where a scene is taking place.

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    JJ given your life experience with this i'd say you're a cub to a big burly bear. am i in the ballpark?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    JJ given your life experience with this i'd say you're a cub to a big burly bear. am i in the ballpark?
    Yes, he is a filthy pig bottom.

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