Not one day after the coach's post about steam room etiquette and tom foolery, I am sitting in a steam room by myself with a towel wrapped around my ass and crotch area. I am enjoying myself and kind of rubbing downstairs a little as I have not been laid in months. Anyways, some jerk off slams the door open and sort of looks in, and then walks away. Does not even close the door behind him! ****ing unbelievable.
I get up quickly and close the door so I don't lose the steam. What a stupid fukk. Just as I am seated again comfortably and trying to get my hardon back, the guy comes back again. I am about to lose it and knock him out, but this time he comes in and closes door behind him. He gives me a dirty look and asks me why the fukk I closed the door. Of course I reply "you ****, you were letting out the ****ing steam you **** for no ****ing reason". He kind of backs off and doesn't say anything. He sort of looks like a cross between paco and venditto, a real girly man type.
We sit there in quiet for maybe 5 or 10 minutes when another guy comes in a nice white robe with gold initials JR on the lapel, sits down close to me and whispers "hey you see that guy? he ruins the steam every ****ing time". I tell him what just happened and he can't believe it. Then he sort of stands up and goes to the ****up, standing in front of him, and drops his robe to the ground. He is hard as a rock and tells the guy to suck his dick!! I can't believe this but kind of curious to see what happens.
Of course the other guy is confused and says no ****in way and sort of backs up and is scared. JR gets closer and bitchslaps him a little and then elbows him in the ****in nose. He is bleeding everywhere and half out of it. JR bends the guy over his knee and kind of grabs the guy by the neck. JR tells me to come over. I am not sure what I should do but decide it is best not to piss JR off and I really do hate it when a guy loses the steam. So I go over and ask JR what he wants me to do. He says "you've never done this before?? spindle the ****er!". Two days ago I had no idea what spindling even was but reading the coach's post last night I knew it is when you put a guy over your knee and then another guy nails him in the ass.
I tell him I am not comfortable with this and can't I just enjoy my steam in peace and think about broads and gambling?? He tells me to **** off and I do because I know there is no chance I am going to get hard again now. I leave and close door quickly behind me. I can already hear grunting and JR's balls slapping against the guy's ass. I kind of felt like Bruce Willis in pulp fiction when he leaves the gun store dungeon. The only difference is I did not go back.
Currently looking for new upscale bath house in Toronto region and would welcome suggestions from posters.
-mathy