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    Cubs are small players in this market, they are usually anywhere from 5-1 to 6ft and weighing in the range of 110 to 160 pounds, Cubs are always skinny and shy. The Cub definitely is a bottom and never rides the Bear as that is a no no. A cub loves the jelly and natural bark oil of course and loves to serve his Bear. A cub also likes to cuddle and hold the big belly of the bear and of course check the wood out.

    A Bear is big and strong over 6ft and always over 250 pounds, he is hairy and never waxes the stick or for that matter never waxes the sculpture. He is in control of his Cub and dominates him but always protects the cub from guys like juiced up roid heads like Deuce that try and seduce Cubs. The Bear loves the scissor and catches the Cub that way a lot, it is playful and the Bear loves just watching his Cub in the scissor as he talks to him dirty and tells him what he is going to do to him in the wireless bedroom. At times the Bear keeps the Cub in that hold for like an hr taunting him and vertically seducing him with his 9 inch pole. Cubs are quiet even when the crack is open and being leveraged, Bears are loud and show their emotion as poles like motorized saws move in and out of the Cub. Cubs do get pleased also basically by sandwiched chest compression of the Bear. It is equivalent to Russian fukkin with heterosexuals.

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    Unbelievable!

    Post of the century!!

    Coach what is VERTICAL SEDUCTION?

    Coach do Cubs ever work out and try to bulk up to become Bears or are you just born that way? Sounds like being a Cub is not something good.

    Also coach, you look like a Bear on one hand but the complete lack of hair on your body indicates you are a Cub. Are you bi-Ursidae?


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    mathy poses some very interesting questions that need immediate attention jj

    also, what is a "wireless bedroom"?

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    We need answers to these questions coach!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Cubs are small players in this market, they are usually anywhere from 5-1 to 6ft and weighing in the range of 110 to 160 pounds, Cubs are always skinny and shy. The Cub definitely is a bottom and never rides the Bear as that is a no no. A cub loves the jelly and natural bark oil of course and loves to serve his Bear. A cub also likes to cuddle and hold the big belly of the bear and of course check the wood out.

    A Bear is big and strong over 6ft and always over 250 pounds, he is hairy and never waxes the stick or for that matter never waxes the sculpture. He is in control of his Cub and dominates him but always protects the cub from guys like juiced up roid heads like Deuce that try and seduce Cubs. The Bear loves the scissor and catches the Cub that way a lot, it is playful and the Bear loves just watching his Cub in the scissor as he talks to him dirty and tells him what he is going to do to him in the wireless bedroom. At times the Bear keeps the Cub in that hold for like an hr taunting him and vertically seducing him with his 9 inch pole. Cubs are quiet even when the crack is open and being leveraged, Bears are loud and show their emotion as poles like motorized saws move in and out of the Cub. Cubs do get pleased also basically by sandwiched chest compression of the Bear. It is equivalent to Russian fukkin with heterosexuals.


    vertical seduction and wireless bedrooms.

    what is going on?

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    Coach, what is the difference between a Cub and a Twink?

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    q: if a bear shoots on the floor of the steam room and no cubs were available for arrow blading does it make a sound?...also wtf are you doing posting right now isn't there a gambling breakfast you should be at right now (full compliment of standard morning foods and 7" sausages included)?

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    You guys are fukkin strange mother fukkers

    Twinks are skinny but can be tops or bottoms, I have seem twinks actually be the boss

    One time at a night club the twink was 5-11, 130 and his guy was 6-3 240 of fukkin steal and he was scare to death of the twink and what was fukkin sick was when the twink told him to blow him right on dance floor and they guy jumped. The twink then licked his tongue a few times and clapped his hands and told the guy to get on strip pole, a few guys tied him up and the twink fukkin hammered him in the ass. It was one of the strangest scenes I have ever seen. The muscle guy was screaming like a fox and the twink was only 4.8 inches

    I am done in this fukkin sick thread

    Mathy you bi??

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    jj, calling a thread "sick"

    yea mathy, are you bi?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    You guys are fukkin strange mother fukkers

    Twinks are skinny but can be tops or bottoms, I have seem twinks actually be the boss

    One time at a night club the twink was 5-11, 130 and his guy was 6-3 240 of fukkin steal and he was scare to death of the twink and what was fukkin sick was when the twink told him to blow him right on dance floor and they guy jumped. The twink then licked his tongue a few times and clapped his hands and told the guy to get on strip pole, a few guys tied him up and the twink fukkin hammered him in the ass. It was one of the strangest scenes I have ever seen. The muscle guy was screaming like a fox and the twink was only 4.8 inches

    I am done in this fukkin sick thread


    Mathy you bi??

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Cubs are small players in this market, they are usually anywhere from 5-1 to 6ft and weighing in the range of 110 to 160 pounds, Cubs are always skinny and shy. The Cub definitely is a bottom and never rides the Bear as that is a no no. A cub loves the jelly and natural bark oil of course and loves to serve his Bear. A cub also likes to cuddle and hold the big belly of the bear and of course check the wood out.

    A Bear is big and strong over 6ft and always over 250 pounds, he is hairy and never waxes the stick or for that matter never waxes the sculpture. He is in control of his Cub and dominates him but always protects the cub from guys like juiced up roid heads like Deuce that try and seduce Cubs. The Bear loves the scissor and catches the Cub that way a lot, it is playful and the Bear loves just watching his Cub in the scissor as he talks to him dirty and tells him what he is going to do to him in the wireless bedroom. At times the Bear keeps the Cub in that hold for like an hr taunting him and vertically seducing him with his 9 inch pole. Cubs are quiet even when the crack is open and being leveraged, Bears are loud and show their emotion as poles like motorized saws move in and out of the Cub. Cubs do get pleased also basically by sandwiched chest compression of the Bear. It is equivalent to Russian fukkin with heterosexuals.

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    I've met Mathy a few times in Toronto and I do suspect he is bi. Even the impostor that Mathy sent to the Bash was all over Justin7, likely on Mathy's orders. He bought a book from Justin7, which in my veteran opinion was an attempt at seduction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wtf View Post
    mathy poses some very interesting questions that need immediate attention jj

    also, what is a "wireless bedroom"?
    haha that had me stumped as well.

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    We are not bi.

    The only time I like both sides of a coin is when I can get a middle out of it.

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    mathy is a strange guy

    I refuse to meet him

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    classic thread. will have to read later when nfl games are over

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    mathy is a strange guy

    I refuse to meet him
    you would meet him if he was BI, bet a grand on it

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    Hey MDC your a f u c k i n g lame ass sorry excuse for a person and you look like a serial killer on the prowl.

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    Unreal how many SBR posters are into fukiing other men in the asshole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Unreal how many SBR posters are into fukiing other men in the asshole.
    u wear womens panties u sicko

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    Men like power and subjecting a Cub to your Bear shaft is the ultimate expression of power

    It is nothing sexual

    I'm not that way

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    Stupid thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingKolzig View Post
    u wear womens panties u sicko
    Prove it.

    I don't fukk other men in their assholes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingKolzig View Post
    its not gay unless u fall in love
    lol thats funny, must remember that one

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    Going to be doing some HEAVY DUTY SPINDLING tomorrow

    What do you guys think of my tool?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    What do you guys think of my tool?
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    Math - you a bash attendee? If so, I would like to meet you - and punch you in the face.

    I don't know what's worse if this story is true or if it is a fabrication...

    If it is a fab, you tried way too hard and lacked any of the charisma, cheekiness, details or humor of a Gold Story.

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    Mathy, please tell us about the Vice Principal verbally assaulting you for banging some of the Mom's in the staff room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonah View Post
    Math - you a bash attendee? If so, I would like to meet you - and punch you in the face. I don't know what's worse if this story is true or if it is a fabrication... If it is a fab, you tried way too hard and lacked any of the charisma, cheekiness, details or humor of a Gold Story.
    You seem upset....did someone spindle you without your consent today?

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    shit man you coulda called the cops, thats fukked

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    You don't want to call the cops! They love spindling more than anyone! And most of them are bears...

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    Solid post Mathy. You are a King!

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    Things that upset me: indifference to your fellow Man, lack of talent/ creativity and crude/vulgar passing off as humor.

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    Oh and the judging masses that don't see it.

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