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    unfvckingreal.

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    jellywatchers

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    Men squeeze other men's balls as a joke?

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    story telling up, numbers up

    jj is such an asset to this forum

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    This was hilarious to read!

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    grab ass sounds like the kind of game where at first you would hate it and think it was SOOO stupid and annoying but then if people forced you to play it you would start to get into it and it would start to seem fun, like you would start to enjoy being pissed off at someone for "getting you" and you would get all excited about trying to "get them back" even better, or something like that

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    grab ass sounds like the kind of game where at first you would hate it and think it was SOOO stupid and annoying but then if people forced you to play it you would start to get into it and it would start to seem fun, like you would start to enjoy being pissed off at someone for "getting you" and you would get all excited about trying to "get them back" even better, or something like that
    Whatever you say bro. Sounds pretty gay to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    grab ass sounds like the kind of game where at first you would hate it and think it was SOOO stupid and annoying but then if people forced you to play it you would start to get into it and it would start to seem fun, like you would start to enjoy being pissed off at someone for "getting you" and you would get all excited about trying to "get them back" even better, or something like that
    BINGO
    It is a great game,do you know how pissed I get when a guy gets me in the steam room and get his hands on my rooster and grabs it or gets a nice chunk of my ass and squeezes it?? It fukkin tees me off and I w ant to get him back, if you have quick and strong hands your usually effective and guys on the defensive must be quick of feet. Some of you guys should settle down, I think if any of you were every "Towel Wrapped" where a guy reels you in with a wet towel from behind it would shake the shit out of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    BINGO
    It is a great game,do you know how pissed I get when a guy gets me in the steam room and get his hands on my rooster and grabs it or gets a nice chunk of my ass and squeezes it?? It fukkin tees me off and I w ant to get him back, if you have quick and strong hands your usually effective and guys on the defensive must be quick of feet. Some of you guys should settle down, I think if any of you were every "Towel Wrapped" where a guy reels you in with a wet towel from behind it would shake the shit out of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ClipCan View Post
    Whatever you say bro. Sounds pretty gay to me.
    clipper you're going to find that there is a very fine line between gay n straight on the board here...that line actually gets crossed a lot but guys will still tell you that they are not gay...i'm sorry but if i go anyplace that a guy "shoots" on the floor next to me there's going to be some fvcking furniture moving real quick.

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    I heard that these clubs have undercover agents that really spoil the fun?

    you can usually spot them really easily cause they cant hide their disgust. they absolutely hate being in that steamroom. if they had their way they would just walk out to their car, drive a few hundred yards away and call in the coordinates in which a few minutes later a daisy cutter would just demolish the club. thats true? i think it is

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    I had no idea these types of things actually happened.

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    Another Hook, Line, and Sinker for JJ here @ story time for his flock.

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    This is sick as shit. How is this guy not institutionalized by some of the shit I see on here is beyond me. One can only hope he does this for kicks and not real life shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    The one I go to is a room of course steaming hot, there are benches on the outer edges (perimeter of the room) and the rest is standing room in the middle. One door entry only and once everyone inside they lock it for like 30 minutes so the steam gets real hot, with an unlocked door any one can enter and steam releases out the door. Ok I prefer a towel or sometimes just go in with a jock strap or bikinni underwear. Majority of guys use just towels and some guys cut a slit in back of robe as it is trendy. The room I go to is usually packed with all benches taken and very few standing spots as steam pours in. I like sitting but the problem with that is if a guy comes in steam room nude and he is next to you if you even poke your head up his rooster is in your fukkin ear or near your fukkin face. So I keep my head down if sitting. If I am standing and I am alert because always a few wise asses trying to squeeze your fukkin balls as a joke not a gay act or pinch your ass in a game called grab ass. At times if there is a guy unsure of himself and a few horny guys around him they seduce and swarm him and the guy usually blows them in a fukkin lineup and a few sandwich him just like the word says and one fuks him in the ass and other holds him. It is sick, the noise could be deafening because of pain, moans, pleasure . What you need to be careful of is everyone is lubed up because of the hot steam and easy to fuk someone in ass with him really knowing it initially. My buddy felt a pinch last week and just thought a guy was fukkin around pinching him but he had a rooster in his ass and had to pull out. It is just too crowded and things happen like this. The normal guys usually just sit their or stand there and let the steam relax the. Some guys wack off and just shoot on the floor, sometimes fights start because *** gets on another guy . A few guys are gay and just go to play hard with each other or try and seduce straight guys in a sick game called jellywatchers. I go to watch the action and relax my muscles. Deuce I would love to see you get what is called "spindled" where a guy fuks you in ass right over another guys knee. I could hear your make sounds like a fukkin baby as your ass is pounded. Deuce come down one day and I will bring you, it is hilarious. You would be one of the door pounders trying to get out because your getting fukked in the ass or going to get fukked. The pounding of the doors is funny too and the door guy does not let anyone out unless of course a health or fire issue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ClipCan View Post
    Whatever you say bro. Sounds pretty gay to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    The one I go to is a room of course steaming hot, there are benches on the outer edges (perimeter of the room) and the rest is standing room in the middle. One door entry only and once everyone inside they lock it for like 30 minutes so the steam gets real hot, with an unlocked door any one can enter and steam releases out the door. Ok I prefer a towel or sometimes just go in with a jock strap or bikinni underwear. Majority of guys use just towels and some guys cut a slit in back of robe as it is trendy. The room I go to is usually packed with all benches taken and very few standing spots as steam pours in. I like sitting but the problem with that is if a guy comes in steam room nude and he is next to you if you even poke your head up his rooster is in your fukkin ear or near your fukkin face. So I keep my head down if sitting. If I am standing and I am alert because always a few wise asses trying to squeeze your fukkin balls as a joke not a gay act or pinch your ass in a game called grab ass. At times if there is a guy unsure of himself and a few horny guys around him they seduce and swarm him and the guy usually blows them in a fukkin lineup and a few sandwich him just like the word says and one fuks him in the ass and other holds him. It is sick, the noise could be deafening because of pain, moans, pleasure . What you need to be careful of is everyone is lubed up because of the hot steam and easy to fuk someone in ass with him really knowing it initially. My buddy felt a pinch last week and just thought a guy was fukkin around pinching him but he had a rooster in his ass and had to pull out. It is just too crowded and things happen like this. The normal guys usually just sit their or stand there and let the steam relax the. Some guys wack off and just shoot on the floor, sometimes fights start because *** gets on another guy . A few guys are gay and just go to play hard with each other or try and seduce straight guys in a sick game called jellywatchers. I go to watch the action and relax my muscles. Deuce I would love to see you get what is called "spindled" where a guy fuks you in ass right over another guys knee. I could hear your make sounds like a fukkin baby as your ass is pounded. Deuce come down one day and I will bring you, it is hilarious. You would be one of the door pounders trying to get out because your getting fukked in the ass or going to get fukked. The pounding of the doors is funny too and the door guy does not let anyone out unless of course a health or fire issue.
    Translation: I like to release while watching other men get it in the ass.

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    Guys it is all in the mid, if you go in there straight as an arrow and real masculine your fine, if you show weakness and look for trouble or even glance at an ass or a rooster your fukkin down.

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    Bump.

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    ive been to 17 steamrooms in the boston/greater boston area these past 2 weeks and i have yet to duplicate this experience. im thinking its made up?

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    LOL, JJ you are a nut.

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    This was and is the sickest post ever on a gambling forum

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    Whatev Burt... -3000 your already looking to join a gym with a steam room so you can get spindled

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    Shari I will jellywatch that ass

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    Holll-eee f\*\*k

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Newsflash!!! I rarely communicate to Shari how can I tell her to read this??? This girl stalks me but I am ok with it because she is hot. She wants to meed me in NY maybe in fall, well she claims she does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    The one I go to is a room of course steaming hot, there are benches on the outer edges (perimeter of the room) and the rest is standing room in the middle. One door entry only and once everyone inside they lock it for like 30 minutes so the steam gets real hot, with an unlocked door any one can enter and steam releases out the door. Ok I prefer a towel or sometimes just go in with a jock strap or bikinni underwear. Majority of guys use just towels and some guys cut a slit in back of robe as it is trendy. The room I go to is usually packed with all benches taken and very few standing spots as steam pours in. I like sitting but the problem with that is if a guy comes in steam room nude and he is next to you if you even poke your head up his rooster is in your fukkin ear or near your fukkin face. So I keep my head down if sitting. If I am standing and I am alert because always a few wise asses trying to squeeze your fukkin balls as a joke not a gay act or pinch your ass in a game called grab ass. At times if there is a guy unsure of himself and a few horny guys around him they seduce and swarm him and the guy usually blows them in a fukkin lineup and a few sandwich him just like the word says and one fuks him in the ass and other holds him. It is sick, the noise could be deafening because of pain, moans, pleasure . What you need to be careful of is everyone is lubed up because of the hot steam and easy to fuk someone in ass with him really knowing it initially. My buddy felt a pinch last week and just thought a guy was fukkin around pinching him but he had a rooster in his ass and had to pull out. It is just too crowded and things happen like this. The normal guys usually just sit their or stand there and let the steam relax the. Some guys wack off and just shoot on the floor, sometimes fights start because *** gets on another guy . A few guys are gay and just go to play hard with each other or try and seduce straight guys in a sick game called jellywatchers. I go to watch the action and relax my muscles. Deuce I would love to see you get what is called "spindled" where a guy fuks you in ass right over another guys knee. I could hear your make sounds like a fukkin baby as your ass is pounded. Deuce come down one day and I will bring you, it is hilarious. You would be one of the door pounders trying to get out because your getting fukked in the ass or going to get fukked. The pounding of the doors is funny too and the door guy does not let anyone out unless of course a health or fire issue.
    Top 10 post of ALL time.

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    Is this where the longtime practice of spindling began?

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    Funniest post of all time

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    I go into the Steam Room everyday at the gym and I always think of this post.... It cracks me the hell up....

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    Illini have you ever done coke in a steam room?

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    tracer might be interested.

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    wow ... a lot of these threads popping up lately.


    JJ Gold has quite a vivid imagination. Little too graphic for my taste.

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