[Bigbill365]

That sucks at least you had some fun now move on maybe get this one. If you are buying her food hopefully she will not make you end up spending too much on her. Although lunch should not be too expensive.

She just texted what if I don’t find u attractive and I don’t want to hangout I said just tell me maybe another day lmao wtf

[pologq]

Dont be . Hit her with a cool animal fact . Here walk up to her and do not even say Hi just say this right off the bat....


"Octopuses have 3 hearts and nine brains "

She will laugh and learn something at the same time.

good idea

[pologq]

She just texted what if I don’t find u attractive and I don’t want to hangout I said just tell me maybe another day lmao wtf

she is protecting herself so you don't expect a BJ no matter what

[Auto Donk]

I read the title of this thread, and say only one thing:





lay that pipe, baby! lay that pipe!!!!!!!!!!! (since no "bachelor party" clip was available on youtube)

[stevenash]

Stay away from women billy

Sound advice.

[captrobey]

She just texted what if I don’t find u attractive and I don’t want to hangout I said just tell me maybe another day lmao wtf

Tell her does not mean you cannot have a cup of coffee with me and make a new friend does it. Tell her you do not look like the creature on the wing of the aircraft that was in that one Twilight zone episode.

[Auto Donk]

ps.... if she tries to bail on you, just tell her you know me, and that if she bangs you, you'll introduce her to me.......

she'll take one for the team if it affords her the chance to climb atop my hogg........

[stevenash]

She just texted what if I don’t find u attractive and I don’t want to hangout I said just tell me maybe another day lmao wtf

Roofies are your friend.

[Bigbill365]

I told her I walked up hear lmao idk if she’s goin to show

[Auto Donk]

Roofies are your friend.

exactly...... and, you told her your name is Bill.......


grab some black shoe polish, stuff a sock down your pants, put on a groovy shirt, and she will know you're not to be denied that pussy:

[Bigbill365]

Now she says I’m giving red flags she was about to leave but I told her I don’t have a car wat do I say

[Auto Donk]

Now she says I’m giving red flags she was about to leave but I told her I don’t have a car wat do I say

yes, you idiot, disclosing that you're walking to your date with her dries pussy faster than quick dry cement.......

red flag, try flags.........

[Bigbill365]

Fuk I told her I got money though

[pologq]

she sounds like she is being a bit bitchy. tell her you walked cause you don't have a car or need a car. tell her you take the bus or subway everywhere including work. i think honesty is best at this point. can't lie about the car now.

[Auto Donk]

you may have to go on offense, and quit playing defense......

challenge her.......

something like, "fuk it, I doubt you can fuk worth a shit anyway, you old worn out ho....."

[pologq]

you may have to go on offense, and quit playing defense......

challenge her.......

something like, "fuk it, I doubt you can fuk worth a shit anyway, you old worn out ho....."

i agree you might have to become the alpha male. don't call her a ho though yet unless she doesn't show up.

[Auto Donk]

show up with your pocket pussy, throw it on the table.......

tell her, "you know, I haven't met a babe yet that has a pussy as good as this....."

she'll want to prove hers is, and the rest is all down hill.....

[stevenash]

Bill, if she expects you to drive she may be too high maintenance for you.
Set your standards lower next time.

[pologq]

Bill, if she expects you to drive she may be too high maintenance for you.
Set your standards lower next time.

nash is right. you can't fake not having a car. "in the shop" doesn't fly with these money hungry hoes.

[Auto Donk]

Bill, if she expects you to drive she may be too high maintenance for you.
Set your standards lower next time.

or, turn the tables on her quickly.........

her: "wait, you're telling me you don't dirive????"

you: "bend over, bitch, I'll drive!!!!"

[Bigbill365]

She fukin texted she’s not comfortable with it I got fukin denied spiraling into depression no pussy for me

[Auto Donk]

send her a photo of me in my prime, say it's you, and she'll be bitin on your hook again in no time........

[Auto Donk]

if you meet up in public and you're going down in flames, take her with you.....

if in a crowded place (she'll probably require that with you), yell out, "HEY, AT LEAST LOOK FOR MY WATCH, I THINK IT FELL OFF IN YOUR GIANT PUSSY WHILE I WAS FISTING YOU!!!!!!"

[pologq]

She fukin texted she’s not comfortable with it I got fukin denied spiraling into depression no pussy for me

she is not comfortable cause you don't drive? what a high maintenance oyster. post her pic here.

[vitterd]

send her a photo of me in my prime, say it's you, and she'll be bitin on your hook again in no time........

You’re ugly your entire life. I mean, grotesque looking. Plus you’re low IQ dumb fuxck.

[Bigbill365]

Fukin bitch was lookin for a guy with money she’s not comfortable with driving me lmao

[pimike]

Lol

All bs

[pologq]

Fukin bitch was lookin for a guy with money she’s not comfortable with driving me lmao

these hoes aint loyal. fcuk her. what is she? a med tech like all single moms with 3 kids from 2 different dads?

[Bigbill365]

Lol

All bs

No it’s real I’ll show the pics of this bitch

[Bigbill365]

these hoes aint loyal. fcuk her. what is she? a med tech like all single moms with 3 kids from 2 different dads?

Good question she said she works late shift doesn’t get off till late so probably something similar

[captrobey]

Fukin bitch was lookin for a guy with money she’s not comfortable with driving me lmao

She sounds like a real loser you can do way better.

[captrobey]

Good question she said she works late shift doesn’t get off till late so probably something similar

Yea sounds like she works late to be mom during the day. I once way back like 30 + years ago had a blind date. I am the most honest person you would ever meet. I am tall 6'4 and very thin very athletic . In my prime i once raced a 10 speed bike downhill and won i was that fast.

This girl pulls up and gets out of the car. Very pretty . Takes one look at me and says "You lied to me you told me you looked different" . I was like WTF are you talking about?

She says you told me you looked like a basketball player. Which is totally true on my end. I mean i would be walking through the mall with my family and twice in my life a coach from a college walked up asking if i played basketball. I was that tall

I told her how the hell did i lie i am 6'4 and athletic. She says "Yea but i thought you would look like Charles Barkley " . I was like i never said that at all ever. I never lied you just assumed. So we just went our separate ways. Some women can be incredibly shallow. But she saved me some money no way i would want to spend a dime on a B like that.

[pimike]

No it’s real I’ll show the pics of this bitch

Cool

You surely have it if true bud

[pologq]

bill show us this money hungry ho

[Bigbill365]

Winston Churchill was chased off the beaches of Dunkirk but came back we may have lost this battle but will be back with a new plan