1. 08-12-22 08:56 PM #1
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    What are some things that shrink with age?

    How many can you name
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  2. 08-12-22 09:02 PM #2
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    Penis. Mine barely works at 53 years of age. Shriveled noodle. I need Testosterone shots and Viagra pills in a bad way.

    I'm on it soon. Need the pecker to work and be able to sport FULL WOOD on demand! Just lazy right now and don't really care that much for now.
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  3. 08-12-22 09:24 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Penis. Mine barely works at 53 years of age. Shriveled noodle. I need Testosterone shots and Viagra pills in a bad way.

    I'm on it soon. Need the pecker to work and be able to sport FULL WOOD on demand! Just lazy right now and don't really care that much for now.
    Jibby you have not been laid in 5 years
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  4. 08-12-22 09:36 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Jibby you have not been laid in 5 years
    Trying to beat your record JJ, give me some more time ...
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  5. 08-12-22 09:54 PM #5
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  6. 08-12-22 09:54 PM #6
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    Yep
    16 years here
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  7. 08-12-22 09:57 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Yep
    16 years here
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  8. 08-12-22 10:41 PM #8
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    Penis starts shrinking when?
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  9. 08-12-22 10:43 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Penis starts shrinking when?
    51.5
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  10. 08-12-22 11:07 PM #10
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    Seaweed clearly your brain has shrunk over the years.
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  11. 08-13-22 12:25 AM #11
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    my patience
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  12. 08-13-22 01:10 AM #12
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    SBR store
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  13. 08-13-22 01:12 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Penis starts shrinking when?
    When I enter the swimming pool
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  14. 08-13-22 01:40 AM #14
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    Courage
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  15. 08-13-22 05:35 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Penis starts shrinking when?
    when i see a fat girl in leggings
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  16. 08-13-22 07:04 AM #16
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    Not just your penis but your whole body then starts to shrink. Penis length loss is not usually meaningful, though..
    like a quarter inch. I guess it can be worse. Your whole skeleton shrinks and most men are a quarter to a half inch
    or worse shorter by the time they are in their late 60s or the 70s. All that cartilage and bone diseases push you down
    it's a combination of progressive gravitational effects and biological processes.

    You shrink and the time you have left here shrinks.
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  17. 08-13-22 07:27 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    Courage
    ???
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  18. 08-13-22 09:13 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Penis starts shrinking when?
    My junk started to experience shrinkage and only worked at times at 51 years old.

    I did steroids and stuff during my lifetime so I think it's just my testosterone levels being very low now at 53. What ever.

    I'll get on the testosterone shots and or boosters soon and resolve this problem. I'm not worried about it.

    MY JUNK WILL SPORT WOOD AGAIN DAMN IT!!!


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  19. 08-13-22 09:16 AM #19
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    Wow, Jibber is older that I am, I could have sworn you were like, late 30's
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  20. 08-13-22 09:18 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Wow, Jibber is older that I am, I could have sworn you were like, late 30's
    Age is just a number Stevie! I act like a 16 year old on SBR most of the time. ..
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  21. 08-13-22 09:27 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Penis. Mine barely works at 53 years of age. Shriveled noodle. I need Testosterone shots and Viagra pills in a bad way.

    I'm on it soon. Need the pecker to work and be able to sport FULL WOOD on demand! Just lazy right now and don't really care that much for now.


    Ironic cruel joke from God is that your d!ck shrank, but your sack has probably doubled in size.....
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  22. 08-13-22 09:50 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy View Post


    Ironic cruel joke from God is that your d!ck shrank, but your sack has probably doubled in size.....
    Lucky I don't have the saggy balls yet. My man stones are intact for now!

    That would piss me off as saggy old man big balls sucks ass!

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  23. 08-13-22 09:55 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy View Post


    Ironic cruel joke from God is that your d!ck shrank, but your sack has probably doubled in size.....
    I'm closing in on 50, sad part of your statement, it's true.
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  24. 08-13-22 10:00 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Trying to beat your record JJ, give me some more time ...
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  25. 08-13-22 10:57 AM #25
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  26. 08-13-22 12:49 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowball View Post
    Not just your penis but your whole body then starts to shrink. Penis length loss is not usually meaningful, though..
    like a quarter inch. I guess it can be worse. Your whole skeleton shrinks and most men are a quarter to a half inch
    or worse shorter by the time they are in their late 60s or the 70s. All that cartilage and bone diseases push you down
    it's a combination of progressive gravitational effects and biological processes.

    You shrink and the time you have left here shrinks.
    Yes so much to look forward to.
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  27. 08-13-22 12:54 PM #27
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  28. 08-13-22 02:00 PM #28
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    It Shrinks why does it shrink,It Just does.I Dont know how you walk around with those things!
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  29. 08-13-22 02:12 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcaulay777 View Post
    It Shrinks why does it shrink,It Just does.I Dont know how you walk around with those things!
    One of Elaine's greatest bits.
    "I saw Jane naked" episode.

    Elaine's had some great bits too.
    "I don't have a square to spare"
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  30. 08-13-22 02:33 PM #30
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    24 Years since the finale,I have the dvd collection but i kinda of stopped watching the re runs but to this day i remember so many quotes the most quotable show ever.
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  31. 08-13-22 02:42 PM #31
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    Gravity always wins in the end.
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  32. 08-13-22 02:56 PM #32
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    Bank accounts usually shrink in the end especially if you are losing gamblers.
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  33. 08-13-22 02:58 PM #33
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    /thread

    lame o !
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  34. 08-13-22 03:02 PM #34
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    Your time on this earth!
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  35. 08-13-22 03:31 PM #35
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