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    The Kraken
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    Airlines should WEIGH Customers

    Im about to board a flight with a 600lb woman, she has two large carryons and no telling how many checked

    Doubt we even achieve lift

    If nothing else, her ticket should cost 2-3 times what mine did. Im 180lb with a backpack and duffle bag. She's a full pear shape too.

    Anyways, if yall see an airplane driving down I-40 somewhere between OKC and PHX, be sure to wave!

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    Only question is if you spill your peanuts in her seat will you still try to dig them out an eat them?

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    Well it’s like buying clothing. Shouldn’t the larger people pay more?

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    Kraken if she encroaches onto your seat charge her a fee.

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    She pre-boarded boys

    In row 1

    She's hanging out halfway into the aisle, every single person was turning sideways to get by

    I sat on the opposite side of the plane to help balance, but Im only 180, should prolly switch with the #2 fatty on this flight
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Kraken if she encroaches onto your seat charge her a fee.
    She aint movin Daggles

    Id bet $1000 she couldnt fit in the bathroom and take a piss

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    I’ll Venmo 10K right now if you do the mile high with her in the bathroom.

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    It would look like one of those "Oops I got stuck" films, as her ass would get stu k in the doorway

    And now that Im thinkin about it, I might not be built to get the job done

    Im no Donk, my friend

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    She pre-boarded boys

    In row 1

    She's hanging out halfway into the aisle, every single person was turning sideways to get by

    I sat on the opposite side of the plane to help balance, but Im only 180, should prolly switch with the #2 fatty on this flight
    ~~~

    YIKES! The gelatinous overhang...

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    i need more details to bust. does she have cankles?
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    Worst part is ,shes prob unvaxxed and healthier then you .

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    This is why Vitty and his partner never leave Philly!!

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    They should make these people take a train.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    She pre-boarded boys

    In row 1

    She's hanging out halfway into the aisle, every single person was turning sideways to get by

    I sat on the opposite side of the plane to help balance, but Im only 180, should prolly switch with the #2 fatty on this flight
    They should make her buy 2 seats. She shouldn't mind, she'll get 2 meals.

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    She sounds hot.

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    Maybe she's on her way to get gastric bypass surgery

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    Kraken post pics

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Im about to board a flight with a 600lb woman, she has two large carryons and no telling how many checked

    Doubt we even achieve lift

    If nothing else, her ticket should cost 2-3 times what mine did. Im 180lb with a backpack and duffle bag. She's a full pear shape too.

    Anyways, if yall see an airplane driving down I-40 somewhere between OKC and PHX, be sure to wave!
    Mrs Knuckleheadz finally left her husband. Good for her.

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    Can you imagine the yeast smell coming from between her legs????? Mighty tasty !

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    Ilinni whats the heaviest girl you’ve blessed with your tool?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Im about to board a flight with a 600lb woman, she has two large carryons and no telling how many checked

    Doubt we even achieve lift

    If nothing else, her ticket should cost 2-3 times what mine did. Im 180lb with a backpack and duffle bag. She's a full pear shape too.

    Anyways, if yall see an airplane driving down I-40 somewhere between OKC and PHX, be sure to wave!
    I like your logic sir. The same can be said about raising health insurance rates for them as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Im about to board a flight with a 600lb woman, she has two large carryons and no telling how many checked

    Doubt we even achieve lift

    If nothing else, her ticket should cost 2-3 times what mine did. Im 180lb with a backpack and duffle bag. She's a full pear shape too.

    Anyways, if yall see an airplane driving down I-40 somewhere between OKC and PHX, be sure to wave!
    Too bad you weren’t flying over an ocean, because in case of an emergency landing, she could’ve been used as a floatation device…..

    Plus, this thread needs pictures - DDD approved - fly the horny skies!


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    Quote Originally Posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy View Post
    Too bad you weren’t flying over an ocean, because in case of an emergency landing, she could’ve been used as a floatation device…..

    Plus, this thread needs pictures - DDD approved - fly the horny skies!


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    Malty, she is one grape away from popping a button which in turn could take out an eye.

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    Was this her?????

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    Is that Shaq with a wig?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    I’ll Venmo 10K right now if you do the mile high with her in the bathroom.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Malty, she is one grape away from popping a button which in turn could take out an eye.

    I’d take that chance, that’s why God gave you 2 eyes…..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Is that Shaq with a wig?
    She was on a recent flight to Vefas. At least she bought a first class seat.

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    Obese fat slobs should have to pay for 2 or 3 seats on planes, live music concerts and or public seating events. Nothing worse then sitting next to a fat pig that is evading your space and breathing heavy.

    Over eating is a disease just like when people getting hooked on crack or meth. Makes life miserable for the people sitting around you!
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