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    Goodbye Mr tooth

    I had my tooth pulled today all gone . Bottom lower left did laughing gas was not put under because i am groovy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    I had my tooth pulled today all gone . Bottom lower left did laughing gas was not put under because i am groovy.

    Can I ask you a really fukked up question because you are high lol ?
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    Never mind too late you’re not high anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Can I ask you a really fukked up question because you are high lol ?
    Sorry just saw this . Yea it was funny because they gave me laughing gas but it took like 10 minutes to take effect and all i really felt was a tingling in my hands . Once the tooth was out i was a bit woozy . I had to go to get prescriptions for pain so we picked up a lot of soups. I will be eating stuff like that for a week or so they said. Plus i have to keep an ice pack and gauze in there to stop the blood. I figured lets watch a movie so i can not think about it. So we just finished watching Call of The Wild . Cute movie she liked it i did too. There was a scene where he brought him a fish to eat and it made me think of Smurfette during the smurf mating season.

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    Im having my right arm removed next week and Im not even going under.

    I always wanted to go by the nickname Lefty and I figured this is the only way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    I’m having my right arm removed next week and I’m not even going under.

    I always wanted to go by the nickname “Lefty” and I figured this is the only way.
    You are brave like i am then. I remember when i went to get my earwax removed once and they accidentally removed my penis . I did not get upset i just told the doctor to us crazy glue and put it back on. He did but had to do it again because he crazy glued it to by forehead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    You are brave like i am then. I remember when i went to get my earwax removed once and they accidentally removed my penis . I did not get upset i just told the doctor to us crazy glue and put it back on. He did but had to do it again because he crazy glued it to by forehead.
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    Actually I would of kept in on my forehead. That way you could piss in peoples face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Actually I would of kept in on my forehead. That way you could piss in peoples face.
    That would have been cool and people that come to visit could have hung their coats on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    That would have been cool and people that come to visit could have hung their coats on it.
    Ohhh yeahhhh, good idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Ohhh yeahhhh, good idea.
    I know right and it is portable if you go to a nice restaurant like Arbys you have a place to put your coat and you can let someone step on it if they need to change a lightbulb on the ceiling

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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    I know right and it is portable if you go to a nice restaurant like Arbys you have a place to put your coat and you can let someone step on it if they need to change a lightbulb on the ceiling
    You are opening my eyes to new possibilities. Should I be offended if someone calls me Dickhead though?


    Like, Hey Dickhead pass the ketchup

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    You are opening my eyes to new possibilities. Should I be offended if someone calls me Dickhead though?


    Like, “ Hey Dickhead pass the ketchup “
    No it would be a sign of respect. Also would be cool if the new penis ejected Alfredo sauce when the hold and sqeeze it for different Pastas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    No it would be a sign of respect. Also would be cool if the new penis ejected Alfredo sauce when the hold and sqeeze it for different Pastas.
    Yesssssss!!!! You just blew my mind. A penis that shoots Alfredo sauce. It will work.


    Also if your girl is always complaining about how sore her knees get going down on you this is an instant remedy. Now she will go up on you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Yesssssss!!!! You just blew my mind. A penis that shoots Alfredo sauce. It will work.


    Also if your girl is always complaining about how sore her knees get going down on you this is an instant remedy. Now she will “ go up on you”.
    That is a great point no more sore knees my god that is a great selling point to get the implant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    That is a great point no more sore knees my god that is a great selling point to get the implant.
    I already booked my surgery for next Wednesday. Im scheduled for pre-op for a addadicktome at 8:00am

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    I already booked my surgery for next Wednesday. I’m scheduled for pre-op for a addadicktome at 8:00am
    Make sure you get Dr Dicksalot to do it he is considered one of the best. He accepts Blue Cross so that is good. I met him when i was at the hospital after getting the 12 pins and bowling ball stuck up my ass.

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    I actually miswrote it. It should read I have a tinder hookup with a pre-op in the morning, then I go in for surgery later in the day. And thanks Ill see if Dr. Dicksalot is available. He actually sounds familiar. Is he an Asian Muslim midget with a Mohawk?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    I actually miswrote it. It should read I have a tinder hookup with a pre-op in the morning, then I go in for surgery later in the day. And thanks I’ll see if Dr. Dicksalot is available. He actually sounds familiar. Is he an Asian Muslim midget with a Mohawk?
    No that is Dr Chinkypunk he is pretty good too though he can do it if you wanted him to he just has to use a step stool to reach the area. I hope your tinder hookup goes well this morning.

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    You guys are off your rocker & are fuckin’ hilarious nice schtick
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Can I ask you a really fukked up question because you are high lol ?
    I was going to ask you Capt while you were high as fukk, if you ever cheated on your wife LMFAO …
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    I was going to ask you Capt while you were high as fukk, if you ever cheated on your wife LMFAO …
    Never i would never do that to her unless you count that one time with that tree

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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    Never i would never do that to her unless you count that one time with that tree
    cawk & balls both deep inside that gapping hole nice find pal, no charge either.
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