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    JJ Gold banned for life..............

    Southwest Airlines passenger masturbates 4 times mid-flight, calls it 'kind of kinky': Feds


    A nightmare passenger aboard a Southwest Airlines flight is banned from the airline for life after authorities say he pleasured himself four times with his genitals out in front of other passengers during a trip from Washington to Arizona. Authorities added that he said he thought it was "kind of kinky" that a woman next to him did not appear to be uncomfortable with it, according to court papers and officials.

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    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    lol
    Why would you do this Goldie ?

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    JJ try to control yourself.

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    JJ...this is NOT how you join the mile high club!

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    They wouldn’t notice if he was.

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    JJ a weirdo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    They wouldn’t notice if he was.

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    Damn JJ. First you're banned on The Lehigh and Northampton Transportation Authority in Allentown for this perverted act and now Southwest airlines.

    SMH

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    Needed a pump on his frequent flyer miles

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    dont have any qb ranked in my top-20 players this yr

    nfl draft

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    JJ that's not what they meant when they said, you could make money with the PUMP AND DUMP

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    Holy shit!
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    ALL this BS about screwring your girl in that tiny bathroom to say your a mile high member ............... if i could fly my last thought would be having sex in that lil shit box like wow how long is flight to other countries 8 hours or 10 and when home you barely have sex like maybe once a week


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    I'm sure if the woman sitting next to him asked him if it was okay if she masturbated during the flight, he would have been fine with that too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Why would you do this Goldie ?
    This is not anything Mr Gold would do.

    First off he doesn’t have the balls to do it.

    Second.. he doesn’t have the dick to do it ,the person sitting next to him would just chuckle and giggle.


    This is much more up Auto Donks alley.. definitely something he would and probably has done.
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    That's a new mile high conquest that you don't normally hear about.. Perv..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Al Masters View Post
    This is not anything Mr Gold would do.

    First off he doesn’t have the balls to do it.

    Second.. he doesn’t have the dick to do it ,the person sitting next to him would just chuckle and giggle.


    This is much more up Auto Donks alley.. definitely something he would and probably has done.
    I can’t disagree with anything you just said in-fact Having said that I love Donker overall as a poster, so I’m not talking shit about him when I say I agree.

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    HEY, this guy, like this guy -- in front of a pro stadium full of chargers fans on game day only feet away from a sexy cheerleader, is my hero.......

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    When your girl starts doing this she’s about to go down




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    That was me actually i had to do something to keep myself happy because they ran out of the Free peanuts.

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    4 loads being shot from this jerk off on the plane during one single flight is impressive. States he jerked it 4 times.

    I couldn't shoot 4 loads in a day if you paid me today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yulia74 View Post
    When your girl starts doing this she’s about to go down




    AND, three minutes and 20 seconds later, she looks like this:





    about to take a half-pint of throat yogurt/hate paste across her forehead.....

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