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    This is my current gfs favorite song



    We rob stores at gunpoint and shit

    She put a loaded gun to my head the other night while we were screwing and almost pulled the trigger because I didn't finish this damn 711 heist for her, we made out alright though

    Crazy penetrate puts so much pressure on me

    So much fun when she's happy though, can't wait to get a good crib for her so that hopefully she chills out a little

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    Your stories are entertaining.

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    wow lot of peaks and valleys here

    i guess robbing convenience stores is a job for some

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    Yeah I never enjoy hurting people unless they're associated with Boston Gambler or Knuckleheadz, then it's fun time

    I had a cop at Wawa pull on me the other day and I caught him with a quick uppercut and a roundhouse kick

    Girl gave me a blowie for that one

    I usually try to avoid the fuzz but she likes it for some reason. Crazy little twot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Yeah I never enjoy hurting people unless they're associated with Boston Gambler or Knuckleheadz, then it's fun time

    I had a cop at Wawa pull on me the other day and I caught him with a quick uppercut and a roundhouse kick

    Girl gave me a blowie for that one

    I usually try to avoid the fuzz but she likes it for some reason. Crazy little twot.
    That’s ok, I’m getting more pleasure seeing you eat trash or walk across south Philly for a bowl of soup.
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    I only walk long distances in pursuit of half smoked cigs and half drank beers.

    Also I'm not surprised you like watching me, we've all known what a closet case you've always been.

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    Someone left some unopened Amsterdamn vodka on the street!

    Hah!

    God is good.

    God bless everyone.

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    Lot Lizard Stevek,
    You need to hitchhike towards Canada M8, can you imagine the dough you would make with all those truck drivers protesting in the same area.

    Quit with the random trucks you get in Philly and get that ass to Canada M8

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    Need a video of you and your girl (PG rated only).

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    Need a video of you and your girl (PG rated only).
    Not sure if she's capable of pg ever but I'll try

    Busy day today, rite aid, cvs 711 and wawa

    I told her no more wawa's because that's where the fuzz hangs out but she likes a little heat so whatever

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    This is my current gfs favorite song



    We rob stores at gunpoint and shit

    She put a loaded gun to my head the other night while we were screwing and almost pulled the trigger because I didn't finish this damn 711 heist for her, we made out alright though

    Crazy penetrate puts so much pressure on me

    So much fun when she's happy though, can't wait to get a good crib for her so that hopefully she chills out a little
    I hope you are trying to be creative here.

    If not, I hope you wake the fukk up to yourself Steve.

    Being in hard times does not excuse for acting like that much of a lowlife POS.
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    thread still makes more sense than a Mac4lyfe post

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Fellas!

    First off, that is/was me.

    Ok now, Let's Go Moon Some Cars is a very old Beck song that I cover when my strumming is up to speed. I don't set things on fire, and I don't shoot "pigs", lol. But now that I know how people take those lyrics maybe I won't play that when it's time to hit the bars, lol.

    I did get arrested for a dui right as my unemployment ran out (I was playing poker online to survive, but that cleaned that out).

    The dui cleaned me out so I headed up to Philly, then made the rookie streets mistake of falling asleep in the subway. Thieves took every damn thing. All technology, ID, vax card, debit, credit, cash, you name it. Right down to my dollar cigars. Didn't feel a thing.

    Then they did it again, and again.

    Now I am in a safe place and getting ready to do probably two jobs, likely security in witch I've been a supervisor and possibly at a local casino. This will transition me back into the mortgage industry as a remote closer, which I paid a company two hundo to update my resume for before any of this happened.

    The streets taught me a ton that I didn't want to know, but a ton about toughness as well. I know now that when I soon return to work I will kickass and will appreciate it more than ever.

    All that being said, I very deeply appreciate all the warm wishes and offers to help!

    I don't need anything but that will never ever be forgotten, for real.

    McPash, you're getting those lessons and Donker she's getting that prostyle Bonoesque serenade, so if she tells you she has to dip out for any reason, you have nothing to worry about man! Just don't sue me if she's walking a little funny when she comes back.

    That being said, thanks again guys. Let's have a great 2022.

    penetrate 2021.
    Good luck Steve I hope everything works out for you brother.
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    Jesus Christ Steve Come on guy get your shit together
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    Lol I made all that gangster stuff up, my bad. She is so sexy in that vid.

    I have a roof over my head now, again I really appreciate the support and the offers to help.

    Now that I have shelter and that I have replaced some of my stolen technology I am aggressively pursuing work. I'm thinking possibly Allied security and Parx casino as bridges, then when money is right I can get my mortgage license back and resume my 10+ career in that.

    I averaged 60k/yr roughly doing that half assed as a work hard play harder vodka guzzling dude.

    I'm thinking without all that vodka I'll be a six fig guy in that, I've always been talented at that and any kind of sales/working with people.

    When selling people mortgages I usually refrain from stories about robbing 711s and beating up cops.

    Usually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Lol I made all that gangster stuff up, my bad. She is so sexy in that vid.

    I have a roof over my head now, again I really appreciate the support and the offers to help.

    Now that I have shelter and that I have replaced some of my stolen technology I am aggressively pursuing work. I'm thinking possibly Allied security and Parx casino as bridges, then when money is right I can get my mortgage license back and resume my 10+ career in that.

    I averaged 60k/yr roughly doing that half assed as a work hard play harder vodka guzzling dude.

    I'm thinking without all that vodka I'll be a six fig guy in that, I've always been talented at that any any kind of sales/working with people.
    I thought so.

    She sounds like fun

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    Steve get a job driving a truck. This way you kill 2 birds with 1 stone
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Lol I made all that gangster stuff up, my bad. She is so sexy in that vid.

    I have a roof over my head now, again I really appreciate the support and the offers to help.

    Now that I have shelter and that I have replaced some of my stolen technology I am aggressively pursuing work. I'm thinking possibly Allied security and Parx casino as bridges, then when money is right I can get my mortgage license back and resume my 10+ career in that.

    I averaged 60k/yr roughly doing that half assed as a work hard play harder vodka guzzling dude.

    I'm thinking without all that vodka I'll be a six fig guy in that, I've always been talented at that and any kind of sales/working with people.

    When selling people mortgages I usually refrain from stories about robbing 711s and beating up cops.

    Usually.
    Sounds like you need to leave alcohol in the rearview mirror.

    Stick to weed if you need a head change.
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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Steve get a job driving a truck. This way you kill 2 birds with 1 stone
    Lol could never do it.

    Just going down a steep hill in the rain makes me about crap my pants,nevermind what those guys go through.

    I've done mortgages for truckers and at one point worked as a recruiter for them, they have my upmost respect.

    Doing mortgages for most truckers is an absolute nightmare because they're constantly switching employers.

    Take the time to get it done though (unlike most) and bink, there's that phone ringing with those moolah referrals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    Sounds like you need to leave alcohol in the rearview mirror.

    Stick to weed if you need a head change.
    I've considered this.

    See, I am diagnosed bipolar, it runs in my family. My Father always had it and was a very successful engineer for the Government. His Brother had it too, not so successful w him, constantly homeless, etc.

    I started drinking about the age of fifteen. We drank a ton, smoked a ton of weed, did shrooms, acid etc.

    Weed for me is alright but I like to move at fast pace, and I cannot stand the paranoia most of the new stuff gives me. Back in the day it was get the KB (the kind bud) and not the paranoia inducing shwag crap and you were good to go.

    As I got older I drank harder, at multiple points averaging more than a bottle of vodka a night. I've always associated w women who drink too.

    These days I wouldn't know where to get good stuff.

    For now for the bipolar I'm on Risperidone and to lessen the drinking cravings I'm on Naltrexone, as prescribed by my shrink, whom by the way is drop dead gorgeous (no chance there).

    I still have a few beers and very little tequila or vodka.

    So far so good, but the true test will be when my pockets get full again and I can afford to drink like I used to.

    Gimme a couple of bottles and a guitar and I go until I pass out is always how it's gone.

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    Sounds like a plan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    I've considered this.

    See, I am diagnosed bipolar, it runs in my family. My Father always had it and was a very successful engineer for the Government. His Brother had it too, not so successful w him, constantly homeless, etc.

    I started drinking about the age of fifteen. We drank a ton, smoked a ton of weed, did shrooms, acid etc.

    Weed for me is alright but I like to move at fast pace, and I cannot stand the paranoia most of the new stuff gives me. Back in the day it was get the KB (the kind bud) and not the paranoia inducing shwag crap and you were good to go.

    As I got older I drank harder, at multiple points averaging more than a bottle of vodka a night. I've always associated w women who drink too.

    These days I wouldn't know where to get good stuff.

    For now for the bipolar I'm on Risperidone and to lessen the drinking cravings I'm on Naltrexone, as prescribed by my shrink, whom by the way is drop dead gorgeous (no chance there).

    I still have a few beers and very little tequila or vodka.

    So far so good, but the true test will be when my pockets get full again and I can afford to drink like I used to.

    Gimme a couple of bottles and a guitar and I go until I pass out is always how it's gone.
    From the outside looking in, it doesn't seem like alcohol does much good for you...just give it up cold turkey and never look back.

    Easier said than done though, I assume.
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    Yeah I really want to get in w Allied if I can man. It'd be a good bridge until I can return to mortgages. I need a vehicle and to do some credit repair to get the license back before returning to that.

    I was a supervisor for a security firm before and the supervisor I spoke with at Allied was deeply cool. I feel like that'd be a good bridge before mortgages, and that that would be the kind of job I could just leave behind when I get off work (unlike mortgages), and as a result I could really pour myself into music.

    I met some really cool music people playing blues harmonica and singing when I was homeless and I would really like to get a band going and play the bars or whatever, meet women and all that.

    My shrink is signing me up for courses in music production and theory, etc. so that'll be cool.

    Then as things get bigger we can play a gig in Boston, maybe Fenway before a Sox game or something like that.

    I've never tried the Star Spangled Banner but now that I know where to get coke, h, x and speed I figure if I drop a bunch of all of them and have a bottle of tequila my rendition will be Grammy worthy.

    Then we can all hit the strip club or what not.

    "Wait, you're a security guard? Didn't I see you sloshed singing the Star spangled banner at a strip club last night?

    "Yes, can I help you?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    From the outside looking in, it doesn't seem like alcohol does much good for you...just give it up cold turkey and never look back.

    Easier said than done though, I assume.
    It loosens me up and chills me out.

    The issue is I've always binged, hard.

    My shrink swears by this Naltrexone and so far I like it. I only had a couple drinks today and I'm not craving too hard.

    Like you said about quitting cold turkey, that's a subject of much debate. I was in the hospital and told a nurse that that's what I was trying to do and she said that's the dumbest thing you can do.

    I think that that's more for hardcore daily drinkers though, who get tremors and even seizures if they don't drink. People die from alcohol withdrawal via heart attacks and stuff like that, but with how much I've cut down I don't think I have to worry about anything like that.

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    I met some really cool music people playing blues harmonica and singing when I was homeless and I would really like to get a band going and play the bars or whatever, meet women and all that.


    You could name your group “The Rolling Hobo’s”. You could play a trash can instead of drums and then climb in it when your gig is over.
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    It's a thought but with how big we're gonna be I wouldn't want Mick Jagger thinking we played off their name.

    That guy is nuts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    So far so good, but the true test will be when my pockets get full again and I can afford to drink like I used to.
    This right here is the biggest thing facing alcoholics and former alcoholics. I had a serious drinking problem at one point in my life. When I was broke as hell, it was easy to lay off the sauce. Once I got back on my feet again, and had a few bucks, well... back to square one. Nowadays I can "drink like a gentleman" as the AA people call it, but not all can. Everyone has to figure that shit out for him/her self.

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    Very well said man.

    That will be the goal and as discussed I'll only play Lets Go Moon Some Cars where no one else can hear it so that no one thinks I'm gonna light things on fire or shoot some pigs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Yeah I never enjoy hurting people unless they're associated with Boston Gambler or Knuckleheadz, then it's fun time

    I had a cop at Wawa pull on me the other day and I caught him with a quick uppercut and a roundhouse kick

    Girl gave me a blowie for that one

    I usually try to avoid the fuzz but she likes it for some reason. Crazy little twot.
    Yea starting to smell BS now I figured this thread was fake kid tells stories

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    This gangster stuff was bs just playing off that song.

    I was on the streets for roughly 4 months and there were some good times but the cold, insomnia, dealing with actual criminals (including having all my identification and all cards and currency stolen) and so much else sucked.

    Another tip that I should've known and didn't - if you're on the streets running out of gas do NOT fall asleep in the subway station pursuing warm sleep. They will hover over you and go through your pockets, you won't feel a thing but you will wake up with nothing.

    Go to the hospital instead.

    Very thankful to have a roof over my head and once again for the awesome supporters here, and looking to a healthy and prosperous 2022.

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    Had an episode last night where I found 3/4 of a big bottle of vodka, pounded it, passed out on the wrong train, and had to walk 6+ hours home in the middle of the night. At one point I ripped out my dick to pee and some and this tough Russian dude almost attacked me.

    Very thankful to Jesus to be safe and sound.

    Not recommended behavior.

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    steve why did you end up on the streets

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    I was on unemployment and it expired, was playing online poker at poker stars for a living. Some asshole stole my $500 guitar so I went out with a bottle of Malibu looking for him. The police questioned me because of the open container, looked me up and I had a warrant for a 2016 DUI. I did, I shit you not, 26 days for that after the awful extradition van experience. You know what's scary? Being in a van full of violent criminals who all see you as a bitch/snitch because you're only in for A DUI.

    This cleaned out poker funds.

    Wouldn't wish it upon anyone man. Horrendous time in my life, so thankful it's over.

    The ironic part is this all happened right as I had just paid a company two hundred dollars to make my resume kick ass to return to the mortgage industry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    I was on unemployment and it expired, was playing online poker at poker stars for a living. Some asshole stole my $500 guitar so I went out with a bottle of Malibu looking for him. The police questioned me because of the open container, looked me up and I had a warrant for a 2016 DUI. I did, I shit you not, 26 days for that after the awful extradition van experience. You know what's scary? Being in a van full of violent criminals who all see you as a bitch/snitch because you're only in for A DUI.

    This cleaned out poker funds.

    Wouldn't wish it upon anyone man. Horrendous time in my life, so thankful it's over.

    The ironic part is this all happened right as I had just paid a company two hundred dollars to make my resume kick ass to return to the mortgage industry.
    Tell me you’re a LOSER without actually telling me you’re a LOSER. I’ll go first. See post above.

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