1. 07-14-21 08:26 PM #1
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    Anyone Ever Get Caught in the Act?

    What was it like to face it? Where were you?
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  2. 07-14-21 08:57 PM #2
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    Cut the shit bro, what is the play?
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  3. 07-14-21 08:58 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    What was it like to face it? Where were you?
    Caught gambling?
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  4. 07-14-21 09:08 PM #4
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    Seaweed on his all star break
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  5. 07-14-21 09:11 PM #5
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    caught 4 times
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  6. 07-14-21 09:14 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    caught 4 times
    How long did it take for the guys to c u m ?
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  7. 07-14-21 09:16 PM #7
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    “Pausis”
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  8. 07-14-21 09:16 PM #8
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    My mom caught me whacking it one time. Not great
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  9. 07-14-21 10:16 PM #9
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    Doing what?
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  10. 07-14-21 10:21 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Doing what?
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  11. 07-14-21 10:29 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMetsSuck View Post
    My mom caught me whacking it one time. Not great
    Never got caught luckily, I use to do it in their room when Dad was in the shower & Mom was down stairs cleaning up or vice versa. They had the famous illegal black box with playboy & spice. I was sneaky as fuk & very lucky to not ever get caught. One thing did happen though, when I was about 13/14 I wasn’t getting out of bed one morning for school & my Mom came in & threw the covers off me & I was sportin’ “hella fresh wood” that morning & she ran & never came back for hours. I didn’t go to school that day !
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    You jerked off on your parents bed?

    You are fukked up bro
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  13. 07-16-21 12:45 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    You jerked off on your parents bed?

    You are fukked up bro
    Yeah lol, I would bust on the carpet.
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  14. 07-16-21 12:46 AM #14
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    Omg that sounds hilarious thinking back.
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  15. 07-16-21 12:53 AM #15
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    Minny that’s when I knew I was gonna be a gambler, having the balls to do that while they were both home. Of course I did it as well when they were gone.
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  16. 07-16-21 01:25 PM #16
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    Beat is a bit weird
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  17. 07-16-21 01:38 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Beat is a bit weird
    When ya gotta get in, ya get it in. Now I use that same strategy with the women I penetrates with. We’re talking about a 13 year old boy here back then regarding my story. You were really vague anyway on what you really meant. Are you talking about somebody walking in on you during sex or masturbation ?
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  18. 07-16-21 02:27 PM #18
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  19. 07-16-21 03:50 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Never got caught luckily, I use to do it in their room when Dad was in the shower & Mom was down stairs cleaning up or vice versa. They had the famous illegal black box with playboy & spice. I was sneaky as fuk & very lucky to not ever get caught. One thing did happen though, when I was about 13/14 I wasn’t getting out of bed one morning for school & my Mom came in & threw the covers off me & I was sportin’ “hella fresh wood” that morning & she ran & never came back for hours. I didn’t go to school that day !
    I got my old man a black box when I was 18, the guy said it would probably work for a couple months, the thing worked for 8 fukkin years!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    I got my old man a black box when I was 18, the guy said it would probably work for a couple months, the thing worked for 8 fukkin years!
    Hell yeah watched all the Tyson & Holyfield fights on there as well back in the day !
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  21. 07-16-21 03:54 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Hell yeah watched all the Tyson & Holyfield fights on there as well back in the day !
    My dad kept his right in the living room. There was no better Icebreaker then bringing a chick over there to watch TV and "accidentally" stumbling across the porno channel, they would always say the same thing....... "wait turn it back!"
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  22. 07-16-21 04:10 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    My dad kept his right in the living room. There was no better Icebreaker then bringing a chick over there to watch TV and "accidentally" stumbling across the porno channel, they would always say the same thing....... "wait turn it back!"
    You the man Brick ! Even way back then that was a nice gift to buy your pops.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    You the man Brick ! Even way back then that was a nice gift to buy your pops.
    Thanks pal, and thanks for the electrical help the other day
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    Thanks pal, and thanks for the electrical help the other day
    Anytime
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    I used to get the real burner phones to, they were like a black box but with a cell phone, you would pay like 80 bucks for one and the thing would have unlimited everything for a couple years.
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  26. 07-16-21 04:21 PM #26
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    My first love. She was a 10.5 and a sweet thing. With her for 3 years. I was 18 when met her. I had the whole basement to myself. Bathroom, shower, sink, fridge, pool table, living room with couch, separate room white room with black curtains (lol I slept 14 hours a day in that thing). Finished basement. It had a doorwall that walked out onto patio with the river that went into a lake.

    Me and her were going at it on the couch and paps came walking downstairs. We had the TV on so it would block out our noises. He caught us totally off guard. He even lifted the blanket.

    He never said anything to me about it upon my recollection. But, things sort of changed around there after that. LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    You jerked off on your parents bed?

    You are fukked up bro

    Can only remember all the parties at buddies places. People going in their parents bedrooms, etc. Yeah, never would ever go into parents bedroom and do that shit, but I never hosted a party at their place anyway. It was the right move.
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  28. 07-16-21 05:30 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    You jerked off on your parents bed?

    You are fukked up bro
    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post

    Yeah lol, I would bust on the carpet.
    Hence the name "Beat The Jerk".
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  29. 07-16-21 05:46 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by 19th Hole View Post
    Hence the name "Beat The Jerk".
    well done
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