1. 06-25-21 01:43 PM #1
    hehfest
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    What happened to Donkey Kong (Auto Donk)?

    a. Arrested at Asian massage parlor
    b. Arrested for beating Vittard's ass
    c. Arrrested after bar fight at country bar doing square dancing
    d. Went homeless
    e. Found a new client like O.J. Simpson to represent and got busy
    f. All of the above
    g. None of the above
    h. a, b, and c
    i. a and d
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  2. 06-25-21 03:00 PM #2
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    j. Finally succumbed to the brain syphilis
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  3. 06-25-21 03:11 PM #3
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    I don’t know how he found this place even. Lord knows he never has an opinion on any kind of sporting event.
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  4. 06-25-21 03:11 PM #4
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    a. The most likely scenario
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  5. 06-25-21 03:12 PM #5
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    hehfest if that is you in avatar i will put all my money on donkey in a fight



    you look like a guy that knows all the scrabble letter values
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  6. 06-25-21 03:18 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    I don’t know how he found this place even. Lord knows he never has an opinion on any kind of sporting event.
    This is a place where people talk sport?
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  7. 06-25-21 03:22 PM #7
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    Laker, do you want a job here?


    I will push for you
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  8. 06-25-21 03:30 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
    This is a place where people talk sport?
    I guess on occasion we will get some kind of profound insight on a particular game. This is something you definitely provide the forum LB
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  9. 06-25-21 03:34 PM #9
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    He is a poker player and slot guy
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  10. 06-25-21 03:42 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    Laker, do you want a job here?


    I will push for you
    I'm good I already work here. For free.
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  11. 06-25-21 09:47 PM #11
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    Post to who is here
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  12. 06-26-21 08:22 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    He is a poker player and slot guy
    I heard he pokes guys slots
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  13. 06-26-21 09:54 AM #13
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    Probably on vacation
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  14. 06-26-21 10:29 AM #14
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    Off on a BIG bender.
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  15. 06-26-21 05:29 PM #15
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    it was big.........

    ddd
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  16. 06-26-21 05:34 PM #16
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  17. 06-26-21 05:35 PM #17
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  18. 06-26-21 05:40 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    He is a poker player and slot guy
    With the occasional Houston pro team bet. Donk knows when to take the shot on Houston.

    Sometimes.

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  19. 06-26-21 06:06 PM #19
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    Oh shit he's back
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  20. 06-26-21 06:22 PM #20
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    He's like Beetlejuice
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  21. 06-27-21 09:02 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by boscokid View Post
    I heard he pokes guys slots
    A slippery slope.
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  22. 06-27-21 09:03 AM #22
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    Remember, Donk gives it and takes like a fukin' man. YEAH
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  23. 06-27-21 09:12 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by BOA12 View Post
    A slippery slope.
    here's your slippery, bottom boi:

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  24. 06-27-21 09:15 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    here's your slippery, bottom boi:

    Fuk off
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  25. 06-27-21 09:24 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by BOA12 View Post
    Fuk off
    you know you like it............


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  26. 06-27-21 09:27 AM #26
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    you even named yourself after the big snake you crave in your "cavern":






    you want the big snake, B O A !


    12" to satisfy your thirsty maintenance hole!!! (usin the politically correct cali term for "man hole")
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  27. 06-27-21 09:28 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    you know you like it............


    Good Old Boy tonic, Good Old Boy. Try harder.
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  28. 06-27-21 09:39 AM #28
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    Haven't had this much fun since Friday. Starting realize, if I call an azzhole an azzhole, a jag off a jag off, I can't pick a loser. Know disrespect UALL. Lighten up donk, it's the Sabbath ,for all U practicing Christians. Commas for deltgen, again.
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