1. 04-13-21 08:51 AM #1
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    Hey Vitturd, a gift for your imaginary wife!!!!!!!

    this should have her little bean worn to a shadow of its former self by noon, as she feverishly works it over for hours on end just dreamin' of the Donk's love motions:


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  2. 04-13-21 08:54 AM #2
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    That was pre aids. I heard you wear a bikini suit to the beach. Youre 68 years old!! Lmao.

    My wife saw a picture of you and couldn’t stop laughing. Said you looked gross. Even your wife told me you’re disgusting
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  3. 04-13-21 09:07 AM #3
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    sandy, my old landlord in austin, sings the song for me that I could have your imaginary wife blowin' me to in under a minute:





    ps.... first time I met Sandy, I made her do a doubletake as I left my office dressed in similar garb after a day of court..... if sandy flashed me that million dollar smile of hers, your wife would be tossin' her panties my way in seconds and beggin' me for the dik.....
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  4. 04-13-21 09:15 AM #4
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    You pay for sex. Nobody is fuxcking you without getting paid.
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  5. 04-13-21 09:20 AM #5
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    If you’re really married, you know that you’re paying for it too
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