1. 04-08-21 07:51 PM #1
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    Michigan Home Inspector Caught Having Sex With Tickle Me Elmo

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  2. 04-08-21 10:15 PM #2
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    what a freak......

    I'd like to find the female version of him......

    reminds me of this kinked out babe I once met at the door wearing a batman mask (seen below) as a prank........

    next thing you know I'm fukkin the shit out of her while still wearing it........

    had no idea that as a little kid, she used to whip off to batman at 4 pm each day before her parents got home from work.......


    the mask:

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  3. 04-09-21 07:18 AM #3
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    as you were fcuking her did "pound" appear in cartoon lettering?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pologq View Post
    as you were fcuking her did "pound" appear in cartoon lettering?
    went kinda like this:














    and when I finally busted that nut, it was like this, all at once:




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  5. 04-09-21 09:19 AM #5
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    showed the "elmo fukker" clip to my wife, she thought it was hilarious.....
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  6. 04-09-21 09:32 AM #6
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    Since this video was released several others have come forward an say Van Luben attempted sex with them the list is as follows
    Cookie Monster
    Chucky Doll
    Black Barbie
    Talking Teddy
    Cabbage patch

    Others have also come forward but refused to reveal their names
    Also 5 of the 22 DeShaun Watsons accusers have added to this list also
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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    Since this video was released several others have come forward an say Van Luben attempted sex with them the list is as follows
    Cookie Monster
    Chucky Doll
    Black Barbie
    Talking Teddy
    Cabbage patch

    Others have also come forward but refused to reveal their names
    Van Luben's contract has been suspended by Home Inspector Quarterly until they fully investigate
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  8. 04-09-21 09:46 AM #8
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    Something Mayan does but instead of Elmo, its Biden.

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  9. 04-09-21 11:38 AM #9
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    Every once in a while I think I might think about sex too much

    Then I see a story like this and it makes me feel like a saint

    WTF is going on here!!!!
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