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    JMobile
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    You're at the airport and see this, what do you do???






    Her name is Andressa Urach. She's a Brazilian model. Nice rack and plenty of stuff on the internet beyond what I'm showing here.
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    ignore her and place bets on my phone
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    I wonder how low below her waist they would fall.

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    Pinch her nipple so she makes that ugly laughing face again.

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    looks like she has some naked pics out there


    if ur into that kind of thing

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    46

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    looks like she has some naked pics out there


    if ur into that kind of thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Pinch her nipple so she makes that ugly laughing face again.
    Diggity, would you still bang?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pologq View Post
    ignore her and place bets on my phone


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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post
    Diggity, would you still bang?
    Hell yeah!

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    Apply for a job with the TSA immediately

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    If I was the TSA she would be randomly selected for a full cavity search.

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    ask her if she's ever thought about getting a boob job, as her are too small.....

    insecure whores like her (alletta ocean comes to mind), will rush off to the plastic surgeon's office immediately upon their return to the airport to get em even bigger....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    ask her if she's ever thought about getting a boob job, as her are too small.....

    insecure whores like her (alletta ocean comes to mind), will rush off to the plastic surgeon's office immediately upon their return to the airport to get em even bigger....
    good point about the insecurity. you tell her something like that she never stop thinking of it. she also will wonder why you didn't lick her shitbox like every other guy and want you even more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    If I was the TSA she would be randomly selected for a full cavity search.
    With my tongue

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    excactly what the guy in top right is doing

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    Take creep shots and post them on sbr

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    You book the same flight

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    Accidentally bump into her and catch a lil sniff and feel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_Guest_Pro View Post
    You book the same flight
    Wait for her to go to the toilet and lick the seat after she's done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post





    Her name is Andressa Urach. She's a Brazilian model. Nice rack and plenty of stuff on the internet beyond what I'm showing here.
    I’d ask if she’s a Dodgers fan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thechaoz View Post
    Take creep shots and post them on sbr
    “Creep shots” LOL

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    I'd probably run some game on her......while most of you would watch with your dikk in your hands.

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    go to the bathroom and release

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thrilla View Post
    Accidentally bump into her and catch a lil sniff and feel.
    haha.... my favorite game in high school.....

    we called it "elbow-tittin'"..... as you approach, "accidentally" cop a feel.....

    worked well until I, as a lowly freshman, decided to "inadvertently" go for the snatch brush on our head cheerleader, a senior, on game day, and she had her little cheer leader skirt on.... as I approached her walking toward me (in a crowded hallway in between classes, we're walking toward each other), with my h and by my side, I swing it toward her crotch, and at the moment of impact, she instinctively turns her leg on my side inward, trapping my hand in between her legs on her warm pussy area, locking her thighs on my hand and almost dislocating my shoulder as my momentum kept carrying me past her..... I hit the ground behind her, with my hand still buried in her crotch..... two guys who were walking with me and the rest of the people around us burst out in laughter.... even she was laughing....

    we learned the idea from this movie, which had just come out shortly before my "donald j. trump pussy grabbing" moment:



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    I'd have to duck into the bathroom and rub one out, then hope I get to sit next to that so I can use those pillows on her chest to sleep on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slurry Pumper View Post
    I'd have to duck into the bathroom and rub one out, then hope I get to sit next to that so I can use those pillows on her chest to sleep on.
    you ever actually tried to sleep on two hard big bags of chemicals?

    better set a chiropractor appt for the following day fo sho......

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    Thread = succes. AutoDonk has posted.

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