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    Another dumb coach example was Friday - Buffalo vs Marshall. Bulls have ball 1st & goal, minute & half to play, Herd has no timeouts. They could have run it down & kicked an FG to win. Marshall was letting them score. So instead of scoring with just seconds to play, they run it in on 2nd down with over a minute to play! Marshall moves downfield & gets to the Bull 20 but Buff gets 2 sacks to end it. Apparently, Leipold had Bulls -6 because scoring a TD that early was insanity. He's lucky his defense bailed him out.
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    Man, I would love to give words of wisdom, which I have none of!!!

    So wish I could say something to talk you down from suicide watch.

    But then looked over your post history.

    Címom maaaaan.

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    Thats a little extreme

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    Quote Originally Posted by pimike View Post
    Just stop gambling. It’s clearly not for you.

    Seek help. Life goes on.

    Only cowards take the easy way out.

    Man up and don’t make same mistake again.
    yep great post Mike
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    Charcoal grills are in style. 2 bottles of your choice and light that motherfukker up. Half cup of benadryl. You'll wake up on Mars

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    Or you can call a suicide hotline. Do folks really call these suicide hotlines? Last thing I would do before blowing my head off lol.

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    Sometimes your just dealt a game over. Like a poker tournament. Yes I have Kings but we're going all in here. It's game over. On to the next. Sometimes your just dealt a game over nothing you can do. Move on to the next.

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    You can't win them all. Otherwise you ain't playing right. Pick yourself up and get yourself back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Vandelay View Post
    Another dumb coach example was Friday - Buffalo vs Marshall. Bulls have ball 1st & goal, minute & half to play, Herd has no timeouts. They could have run it down & kicked an FG to win. Marshall was letting them score. So instead of scoring with just seconds to play, they run it in on 2nd down with over a minute to play! Marshall moves downfield & gets to the Bull 20 but Buff gets 2 sacks to end it. Apparently, Leipold had Bulls -6 because scoring a TD that early was insanity. He's lucky his defense bailed him out.
    Have no problem with college coaches going for tds....nothing automatic about a high pressure kick in college.
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    Did he die ?
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    Raiders got what they deserved ..they should have never been in a position for a FG. That pass interference was 100% DOG SHIT!..hope they fire that dumb ass ref. ...That said...suicide ..a PERMANENT solution to a TEMPORARY problem. Take a LONG 3 mile walk. Trust me you will feel better. get rid of the toxins in the brain!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Did he die ?
    since he only posted 4 times in 2020 we might know march of 2021
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    Quote Originally Posted by HAPPY BOY View Post
    Raiders got what they deserved ..they should have never been in a position for a FG. That pass interference was 100% DOG SHIT!..hope they fire that dumb ass ref. ...That said...suicide ..a PERMANENT solution to a TEMPORARY problem. Take a LONG 3 mile walk. Trust me you will feel better. get rid of the toxins in the brain!
    Good advice.
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    CB I have no Idea what that feels like
    I'm sure you feel troubled go seek some help it's out there.
    We made it thru 2020 things will get better there's a check coming build off of that.
    Read the Bible daily find some answers
    Peace
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    Play a parlay card. If you win , you got lucky. IF you lose its not that much money. Its a small donation. Look at the yearly standings on SBR. Only a small amount of people would be making money, less than 10%.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigtymer56 View Post
    Have no problem with college coaches going for tds....nothing automatic about a high pressure kick in college.
    No problem with TDs either but the issue was scoring when they did and leaving over a minute on the clock. Could have got it down under 20 seconds before taking the easy 7...
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    dont do it my friend
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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    since he only posted 4 times in 2020 we might know march of 2021
    OK... I will check back then.

    Cincy, bump thread in March, please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    CYA
    How do you know this guy doesn't seriously need help?
    Go fuk yourself

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    Yeah TT wtf is wrong w u????
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    Alot of these coaches are f retarded. Football is what they do for a living and yet simpletons sitting on their couch can figure out shit that they can't?

    For example:

    I was on the Browns ML vs Baltimore for $150 or whatever. 4Q and Cleveland is down 7, but they have the ball and hit a long pass on first down and the guy goes oob. Like 1:45 left and all 3 timeouts to go 40 yards. They hurry up and THROW EVERY DOWN to score and leave Lamar Jackson with 1:05 and a timeout. The same fkn Lamar Jackson they HAVEN'T STOPPED ALL NIGHT?? He drives them down and they win the game. Big shocker. All the dumbass Browns coach had to do was run the ball once and problem solved. Ravens defense had been on the field all game because Lamar was scoring so quickly. Eat some clock and tie the game. Maybe go for 2 since they were running it well and Lamar can't do shit. Idiotic?


    Florida vs Alabama. End of 1st half. Same shit with the Gators. Run it once and eat some clock. Or just throw a quick route for a few yards. They score quick and cut it to 28-17 except over 1 minute left and Alabama will just continue doing what they've been doing. Beat your defense's ass! 35-17 halftime and probably cost Florida the game. Doesn't take Einstein to figure out that maybe you need to burn a little time
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaTopMoron View Post
    I seriously think coaches are as dumb as players after watching the Raiders ending and then following that up by watching the CC Liberty 4th q ending via DVR....

    one team decides to not score and QB kneel when they can't run the clock down to 5 sec before kicking the field goal... leaves 19 sec for opponent then team gives up a big pass while also committing a horrible penalty... as dumb as dumb can be

    then Liberty has a first and goal at the 5 and 1:35 left and CC is out of timeouts and they CAN'T figure out what to do? they execute perfectly first down. Run a play and go down without losing any yards... so here's what you do next. You QB kneel IN THIS SITUATION BECAUSE YOU CAN RUN THE CLOCK DOWN TO 3 OR 4 SEC THEN KICK... UNLIKE THE IDIOTIC RAIDERS

    so Liberty says naw and the RB runs up field a bit inside the 5 thinking he can just stop again... WHAT THE F DO YOU THINK THE DEFENSE IS GOING TO DO? THEY WANT YOU TO SCORE. You don't think oh shit.... the defense can get behind me and push me in for a score without penalty (this should be a new rule going forward next year, unsportsmanlike penalty if you are on defense and intentionally try to help the opposing team score.

    that play makes me rethink ever betting on a football game again. Dude doesn't want to score but runs up towards both the o-line and d-line. then he starts to get pushed in by the defense and tries to stop himself from going in with both legs planting... so he's focused on that and then his own guy jumps on his back and the ball is fumbled and who knows if it was a td first if the replays can't show it 100% then the call on the field will stand.

    if you just QB KNEEL when you can run it down to 3 sec left and call a timeout and take out all the crazy that can happen with 22 young dumb fuks on the field.

    The Buffalo/Marshall game had a similar scenario (Had Marshall +3.5). Marshall no timeouts left. Buffalo down there at like the 2 or 1. All Buffalo had to do was run the clock all the way down call a timeout with under 5 seconds left and kick the game winning field goal. The first down play was hilarious. They gave themselves up but the players on Marshall just moved out of the way to let him score. He went to the ground by running to middle of field. Set up for a dead center FG right? So, most of us thought. Just common sense that a fifth grader would accomplish. Sure enough, next play he runs that bitch in for TD. He did burn a decent amount off the clock, but as we saw Marshall got it down there and had a legit shot to win still at the end (with time on clock if they kept moving it; furthest was 20ish).

    When I saw that Liberty player get dragged in there and fumble, I could recall the Buffalo game. Every +3.5 bettor got screwed beyond belief. The Liberty play was almost like the RB just became retarded on that one play. The play before he did the right thing.

    Gruden did the right thing by not scoring, its just his D-coord and defense pulled a Jets Defense from 2 weeks ago in a way. Where the Jets had the game won and should've dropped 7 inside their 10 yard line, but nah. That all-out blitz to sack Carr was the call.

    Try to watch the Buffalo/Marshall last 5 minutes. Its like the coach changed his mind and said yeah we'll score. It was the most retarded call I've ever seen in my life. These guys are making millions to make calls like that and we can outsmart them? His kicker had NOT missed an extra point all year and that kick would've been an XP kick distance. It was thee only call the Coach could've made. Pure stupidity and you're right. Questions why you would want to bother betting anymore.

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    Do it bro, blow that head!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SimpleJack View Post
    Or you can call a suicide hotline. Do folks really call these suicide hotlines? Last thing I would do before blowing my head off lol.
    Back in the day I would call 1-800 -GAMBLER & tell them I have a gambling problem specifically, "I'm having a problem closing out one of my parlay legs, do you suggest I take either team A or team B. (they would promptly hang up on me.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    Back in the day I would call 1-800 -GAMBLER & tell them I have a gambling problem specifically, "I'm having a problem closing out one of my parlay legs, do you suggest I take either team A or team B. (they would promptly hang up on me.)
    Back in the day? You been around as long as a hot shot. Just stop. Grown-ups are having a conversation now.

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    He blew up his rv instead

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    Back in the day? You been around as long as a hot shot. Just stop. Grown-ups are having a conversation now.
    Sup Brick nice to see you a took a much needed TO from 69ing with Fidel CF to respond to my post. Feel free to continue as you were. Just remember spitters are quitters so as to not hurt his feelings when you're done. Just imagine you're drinking a Pepsi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    Sup Brick nice to see you a took a much needed TO from 69ing with Fidel CF to respond to my post. Feel free to continue as you were. Just remember spitters are quitters so as to not hurt his feelings when you're done. Just imagine you're drinking a Pepsi.
    What?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    What?
    I really hope for your sake Fidel does not see this he is not my woman or my mate or anything like that but trust me he will find you and he will kill you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    Sup Brick nice to see you a took a much needed TO from 69ing with Fidel CF to respond to my post. Feel free to continue as you were. Just remember spitters are quitters so as to not hurt his feelings when you're done. Just imagine you're drinking a Pepsi.
    Okay first of bro you're not 69ing anyone.

    You're like the Godfather 3.

    Second. Why do you think me and Fidel's have some kind of relationship? You actually might have been right on that one we do have some kind of gay thing going on but we'll just leave that for the birds.

    3rd off. Do you really think those little muscle Arms can even have a chance against some grown men?

    Let's all just think about it and calm down.

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