1. 11-21-20 12:34 AM #1
    DiggityDaggityDo
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    Have you ever banged a delivery girl?

    Been drinking vodka + red bulls... almost ran out of red bulls, so placed an order with post mates for delivery from 7-11.

    They show you a mug shot of the person delivering. It was a long, dark haired girl with a nose ring.

    Not my style, but whatever. Didn't look hot as hell, but wasn't ugly either, from what I saw.

    The app showed the delivery would show up in 5 min. I tried to hold out, but had to piss so bad because she took a little longer than the 5 min.

    I kept holding it, but couldn't anymore so I went to piss in the toilet. While I was in there I heard the doorbell.

    Went to the door and saw the girl getting into her car as I yelled out "Thank you!"

    She was wearing a mask, but I saw she had long black hair and torn up black panty hose, with boots, like this:



    Did I miss out on an opportunity?

    Any of you ever banged a delivery girl?
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  2. 11-21-20 12:39 AM #2
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  3. 11-21-20 12:55 AM #3
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    My records are strong across the board. FedEx, UPS, USPS, AMZN, Doordash, grubhub Ubereats
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  4. 11-21-20 12:56 AM #4
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    I bet MinnyFatty has banged a delivery girl.

    I bet Donker has as well. Shit, Donker probably had a post mates girl join him and his big titty wife for a 3-some.

    FUK
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  5. 11-21-20 12:57 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by unlearn View Post
    My records are strong across the board. FedEx, UPS, USPS, AMZN, Doordash, grubhub Ubereats
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  6. 11-21-20 12:58 AM #6
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    You mean today?
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  7. 11-21-20 12:58 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by unlearn View Post
    My records are strong across the board. FedEx, UPS, USPS, AMZN, Doordash, grubhub Ubereats
    Learner, you ever bang a postmates girl???
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  8. 11-21-20 01:01 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Learner, you ever bang a postmates girl???
    Shhh dont tell my wife
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  9. 11-21-20 01:03 AM #9
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    I tipped her $6
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  10. 11-21-20 01:05 AM #10
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  11. 11-21-20 01:10 AM #11
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    I told them all I was an sbr pro and they basically squirted on the spot.
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  12. 11-21-20 01:27 AM #12
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    Too late now.

    I may try again tomorrow.

    Order some gummy worms and planters peanuts and try the SBR line.

    Might work.
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  13. 11-21-20 01:47 AM #13
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  14. 11-21-20 05:40 AM #14
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  15. 11-21-20 05:43 AM #15
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    nope

    I WILL BANG ANYTHING RIGHT NOW INCLUDING PUSSY HOLE IN WALL CARVED LIKE ONE AND RUBBER TIRE MATERIAL
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  16. 11-21-20 05:52 AM #16
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    Most members here know girls from porn only

    Also many hidden homosexuals here but we know who they are
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  17. 11-21-20 07:03 AM #17
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    Do prostitutes count as post mates?
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  18. 11-21-20 07:03 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    Do prostitutes count as post mates?
    If they do yes I've been the whole mess of them if not no I'm sorry
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  19. 11-21-20 07:32 AM #19
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    7-11 delivery? I lol’d.
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  20. 11-21-20 07:41 AM #20
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    Is JJ losing it
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  21. 11-21-20 07:46 AM #21
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  22. 11-21-20 07:54 AM #22
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    Nice "stories" everybody. Nice.
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  23. 11-21-20 08:39 AM #23
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    Hard to pull off. They are working and can get fired if they don’t return in a decent amount of time. Offer her some weed next time see if she accepts. Then you can ask her to come by after shift for round 2. That’s your best bet.
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  24. 11-21-20 08:48 AM #24
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    The odds of this happening with an attractive girl is about 0 unless she is and AIDS infected whore or you are a rich AND famous good looking guy

    No attractive girl who is on her job randomly penetrates a stranger she just made a delivery to

    Just a fantasy
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  25. 11-21-20 09:25 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Too late now.

    I may try again tomorrow.

    Order some gummy worms and planters peanuts and try the SBR line.

    Might work.
    Gummy’s and peanuts?
    Why not condoms and batteries.. get her mind wondering during that delivery
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  26. 11-21-20 09:50 AM #26
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    No..but when I worked for AT&T I fixed a girls phone jack...gave her my number...came back after work and phucked her. That was a good day.
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  27. 11-21-20 09:56 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Been drinking vodka + red bulls... almost ran out of red bulls, so placed an order with post mates for delivery from 7-11.

    They show you a mug shot of the person delivering. It was a long, dark haired girl with a nose ring.

    Not my style, but whatever. Didn't look hot as hell, but wasn't ugly either, from what I saw.

    The app showed the delivery would show up in 5 min. I tried to hold out, but had to piss so bad because she took a little longer than the 5 min.

    I kept holding it, but couldn't anymore so I went to piss in the toilet. While I was in there I heard the doorbell.

    Went to the door and saw the girl getting into her car as I yelled out "Thank you!"

    She was wearing a mask, but I saw she had long black hair and torn up black panty hose, with boots, like this:



    Did I miss out on an opportunity?

    Any of you ever banged a delivery girl?
    A skanky, emo-goth girl?!....Damn, I belched!...
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  28. 11-21-20 10:30 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by KnuckleHeadz View Post
    Gummy’s and peanuts?
    Why not condoms and batteries.. get her mind wondering during that delivery
    Sharp post!
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  29. 11-21-20 04:29 PM #29
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    order some magnum condoms, couple fuk books, whipped cream and tic tacs this time Dangles
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  30. 11-21-20 04:42 PM #30
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    DDD, order edible undies, or better yet a chocolate thong...

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  31. 11-21-20 05:06 PM #31
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    Donk would say order some chocolates so you can extract them from her ass
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  32. 11-21-20 09:30 PM #32
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    I banged a chick who knocked on my door selling magazines about 10 years ago.

    Wound up buying 3-4 subscriptions but worth it.
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  33. 11-21-20 09:36 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigJay View Post
    I banged a chick who knocked on my door selling magazines about 10 years ago.

    Wound up buying 3-4 subscriptions but worth it.


    With that sales tactic I bet she earned a free trip first day on the job.

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  34. 11-21-20 09:41 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post


    With that sales tactic I bet she earned a free trip first day on the job.

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