[nyplayer33]

From public..donald wont budge. Hilarious...https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.new...549173%3famp=1

[Bostongambler]

Huh??!!

[nyplayer33]

This story gets odder snd weirder by the day

[VeggieDog]

The transition team has released the Biden White House daily schedule.

8:00 - 9:00 a.m. Breakfast. Only soft food because Sleepy doesn't like to put his teeth in until lunch.
9:00 - 10:00 a.m. Sock sorting by color and design.
10:00 - 11:00 a.m. Nap
11:00 - 12:00 noon. Bath and changing from pajamas to grown-up clothes.
12:00 - 1:00 p.m. Lunch. Teeth in and ready for those mashed potatoes.
1:00 - 2:00 p.m. Oval office. Work on getting the office chair in just the right position (what does this button do?).
2:00 - 3:00 p.m. Conference room. Pretend to listen to the grownups, but really wondering what flavor Jello for snack time.
3:00 - 4:00 p.m. Snack and Nap. No Jello. Just a cookie and soy milk. Not happy with afternoon nap pillow. Why can't I have morning nap pillow?
4:00 Call a Lid. Go back to the Residence and change into pajamas.

[Vyasports]

Joe Biden (Twitter):
Here's the deal: Because President Trump refuses to concede and is delaying the transition, we have to fund it ourselves and need your help.If you're able, chip in to help fund the Biden-Harris transition.

[Vyasports]

The transition team has released the Biden White House daily schedule.

8:00 - 9:00 a.m. Breakfast. Only soft food because Sleepy doesn't like to put his teeth in until lunch.
9:00 - 10:00 a.m. Sock sorting by color and design.
10:00 - 11:00 a.m. Nap
11:00 - 12:00 noon. Bath and changing from pajamas to grown-up clothes.
12:00 - 1:00 p.m. Lunch. Teeth in and ready for those mashed potatoes.
1:00 - 2:00 p.m. Oval office. Work on getting the office chair in just the right position (what does this button do?).
2:00 - 3:00 p.m. Conference room. Pretend to listen to the grownups, but really wondering what flavor Jello for snack time.
3:00 - 4:00 p.m. Snack and Nap. No Jello. Just a cookie and soy milk. Not happy with afternoon nap pillow. Why can't I have morning nap pillow?
4:00 Call a Lid. Go back to the Residence and change into pajamas.

dn't forget about changing diapers, that should be included

[nyplayer33]

Biden babbling and forgetting thoughts...https://twitter.com/i/status/1329536064059535360

[The Kraken]

Biden asking for $$$ to help with transition

Trumps a billionaire and asking for donations from people that can barely make ends meet, to help pay for a defense fund that doesn’t even truly exist

[Auto Donk]

Kracken, only one question remains:


HOW THE FUK DID WE GET HERE??????

[Auto Donk]

my wife keeps saying, the truth has to come out so we can save our nation......

my response is, "what are we really saving? a nation where a third of third the people who run elections bought into the sales pitch of dominion/smartmatic, and purchased election "equipment" that was touted to them as being "election insurance," because they are themselves corrupt as shit. You want to save a f'n banana republic that's in reality not worth saving."

bottom line, i've never been an anarchist, but I'm becoming one..... don lemon was right when he said "we need to blow it up".....

our nation is not above any other at this point, and the fallacy of being the greatest nation on earth is being exposed.......


I think the system could work, but not with the people trying to run it now.......

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!!!!!!!

[Auto Donk]

on the flipside, a personal note, just made up the second batch of bloody mary's (1/3 ivanabitch vodka, 2/3 zing zang bloody mary mix, splash of worstercher sauce, half a squeezed lime in each, 1/2 ground boullion cube, and a dash of black pepper), and NIN IS BLARING POOLSIDE.........

I'M ABOUT TO FUK HER ANGST AWAY.....


TO THIS:






Perhaps, as mr. reznor chirps in "the good soldier", "this is not where, I should be........ I am trying to believe........."

[The Kraken]

Kracken, only one question remains:


HOW THE FUK DID WE GET HERE??????

Because they don’t make em like you anymore

Donk, I can assure you one thing, when we were young men, in our 20’s and 30’s, the last thing we gave a fukk about was hoppin on an internet forum and arguing about who the worst presidential candidate was

We were being stalked and when not, we would be on the prowl.

Now all I see is teens, and peeps in their 20’s and 30’s wasting years of their life on this forum while missing out on the experiences we had.

And it makes me sad for those cucks

[TiredPro]

Get Kamala out there turning tricks and give Soros a call......

[pavyracer]

Biden asking for $$$ to help with transition

Trumps a billionaire and asking for donations from people that can barely make ends meet, to help pay for a defense fund that doesn’t even truly exist

He is not a billionaire according to his tax filings.

[Auto Donk]

well, all good intentions always come with risk.......

in this case, the risk was deciding to have my wife get on all fours on a somewhat weathered end table by the pool, and me deciding to amp it up to "closer".....


as I was feeling her from the inside, the table collapsed........

may require an emergency room visit for what appears, to me, to be a slight wrist sprain incurred when she used her hands to break the fall, but to her seems to be a full out broken wrist.....

fuk it....... it's what we do.......






wife just said her naked and nin by the pool are banned until further notification.......


and, most tragic of all, is I did not get to bust that nut.......


here's hopin the medi-center has a bathroom I can seal myself off in for 1 1/2 mins........

[Auto Donk]

today's question:

have you ever had to take your wife into an urgent care center while humming this tune:

[Auto Donk]

well, looks like we need to go in for what I'm sure will be negative x-rays...........

what a disaster.....

have ice on it, and unfortunately, it's her right hand, so even hand relief is out of the question, as her left handed jerk needs work......


guess i'll be hummin' eazy-e to the hot nurses, hopin' it sets of their subconscious mind while the wife's in radiology.......


gimme , gimme , gimme that nut.........

I'm out..................................... ...........

[Auto Donk]

we're back, no broken bones....... she said she'd blow me once the pain killers set in.....

gave her the best pain killer we know on top of the shit the prescribed (a hit of x), so i'll be gettin my dik suckked in 25-30 mins........


on a side note, another epic story, once, when we had my boys for the weekend (ie, drug free weekend), my w snuck into my stash, a popped a blue dolphin, and an hour later, as my boys were f'n around after i'd made dinner, my wife grabs my arm, whispers in my ear, "come into the bedroom", I follow her, and she says "I really wanna suck your dik".... totally out of the blue, but i recognized that roll....... said, "you popped something, didn't you"........

she nods yes as she got down on her knees..........

wonderful night.......

[JMobile]

Biden asking people to give up money during a pandemic?

Lol, what planet do we live in?

[The Kraken]

Biden asking people to give up money during a pandemic?

Lol, what planet do we live in?

We don’t live in any planet

[nyplayer33]

Of all 9utrageous things. Who asked public gor funds....get it from dummycrats....worse then trump. Unreal.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

The transition team has released the Biden White House daily schedule.

8:00 - 9:00 a.m. Breakfast. Only soft food because Sleepy doesn't like to put his teeth in until lunch.
9:00 - 10:00 a.m. Sock sorting by color and design.
10:00 - 11:00 a.m. Nap
11:00 - 12:00 noon. Bath and changing from pajamas to grown-up clothes.
12:00 - 1:00 p.m. Lunch. Teeth in and ready for those mashed potatoes.
1:00 - 2:00 p.m. Oval office. Work on getting the office chair in just the right position (what does this button do?).
2:00 - 3:00 p.m. Conference room. Pretend to listen to the grownups, but really wondering what flavor Jello for snack time.
3:00 - 4:00 p.m. Snack and Nap. No Jello. Just a cookie and soy milk. Not happy with afternoon nap pillow. Why can't I have morning nap pillow?
4:00 Call a Lid. Go back to the Residence and change into pajamas.

Mother fukker takes a nap two hours after he wakes up???

[Auto Donk]

Mother fukker takes a nap two hours after he wakes up???

pretty sure he's "nappin'" 24-7...........

this:



brain is off, in lala land.......