Once my house got egged i chased the kids down the catwalk with a baseball bat and then when i turned the corner i had about 40 eggs tossed my way in all directions it was 1997
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10-31-20 09:25 AM #71
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10-31-20 09:56 AM #72
In 1997 this guy with a baseball bat rounded a corner and me and my friends got him good w like 40 eggs. He had been chasing us.
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10-31-20 10:24 AM #73
A god damn SHOWER, Rudy.
Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger
daggles, wasnt he explaining the karate kid movie?
what was he dressed as
I FORGOT
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10-31-20 10:35 AM #74
oh you are right...i forgot Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo
was i right about sammys box???
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10-31-20 10:39 AM #75
I have no idea. Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger
Thats why I asked.
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10-31-20 11:18 AM #76
I think I remember it having some weed and cash Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo
Chet was just down the hall so he had to keep it locked
Though the refrig was open with coors
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10-31-20 11:37 AM #77
Got another story..
Dressed as Pat Riley and in a suit and had a basketball in my hand.. Went to a raging party at an airport hanger.. Slicked my hair back.. Looked just like him.. I was probably about 24 years old at the time.. Party ended my buddies and ride bailed on me with some chicks. I didn't have a ride home...
I was drunk and couldn't find a cab to take me home.. Was about a 4 mile walk home so I started walking.. I knew I was walking thru a bad area at one point so I put all my money in my sock..
Sure enough 4 Mexican's come running out of the dark at me with knives and a gun on a dark street.. Keep in mind I'm dressed like Pat Riley in a nice suit and with a damn basketball in my hand.. I'm backed up to a wall and drunk. They say give me your money!!
I can't do shit they got a gun and knives pointed at me.. I got a damn basketball in one hand.. I tell them I don't have any money that's why I'm walking home. I open my wallet for them and show it's empty. They all check my pockets.
They all get pissed off and run off empty handed. I keep walking home with a $100 or so still in my sock grinning with a smile.. TRUE STORY..Last edited by JIBBBY; 10-31-20 at 11:41 AM.
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10-31-20 11:44 AM #78
highly unlikely Originally Posted by JIBBBY
it was probably a cold night and you pissed your pants so you got warm
that is only reason you would smile
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10-31-20 11:46 AM #79
I had to walk 4 miles in dress shoes, keep that in mind.. That sucked, I didn't smile and grin for very long.. Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger
Just another Halloween story from back in the day. Oh and I don't panic when I have guns or knives pointed at me when drunk. I knew they probably weren't gonna shoot me or stab me once they thought I had no money.
I brushed it all off, no biggie and kept walking. I was smiling and grinning a little bit.. Absolute true story.Last edited by JIBBBY; 10-31-20 at 11:49 AM.
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10-31-20 12:11 PM #80
Socks seem to be a popular place to store money around here.
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10-31-20 12:21 PM #81
i do not shower much so it is embarrassing to keep my money there Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo
i rather keep it up my girlfriends ass
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10-31-20 12:27 PM #82
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10-31-20 12:49 PM #83
Ya shoulda just threw them your basketball or does that only work on the other cultural minority? Originally Posted by JIBBBY
Got another story..
Dressed as Pat Riley and in a suit and had a basketball in my hand.. Went to a raging party at an airport hanger.. Slicked my hair back.. Looked just like him..
I was probably about 24 years old at the time.. Party ended my buddies and ride bailed on me with some chicks. I didn't have a ride home...
I was drunk and couldn't find a cab to take me home.. Was about a 4 mile walk home so I started walking.. I knew I was walking thru a bad area at one point so I put all my money in my sock..
Sure enough 4 Mexican's come running out of the dark at me with knives and a gun on a dark street.. Keep in mind I'm dressed like Pat Riley in a nice suit and with a damn basketball in my hand.. I'm backed up to a wall and drunk. They say give me your money!!
I can't do shit they got a gun and knives pointed at me.. I got a damn basketball in one hand.. I tell them I don't have any money that's why I'm walking home. I open my wallet for them and show it's empty. They all check my pockets.
They all get pissed off and run off empty handed. I keep walking home with a $100 or so still in my sock grinning with a smile.. TRUE STORY..
I can't remember..
(not jokin aroun pullin your lego my eggo Jibbs)
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10-31-20 12:53 PM #84
where is sammy
can he confirm or deny what is in the box?
daggles lets bet 5 points as to what is in the box
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10-31-20 12:57 PM #85
what box?
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10-31-20 12:57 PM #86
unreal Originally Posted by SamsNCharge99
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10-31-20 12:58 PM #87
ok the lock box.......
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10-31-20 12:58 PM #88
Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo
Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo
see?????????? Originally Posted by SamsNCharge99
we are waiting
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10-31-20 12:58 PM #89
They were tatted up Mexicans, they didn't want my basketball.. Now if it was a soccer ball maybe it would have been a different story.. Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER
Ya shoulda just threw them your basketball or does that only work on the other cultural minority?
I can't remember..
(not jokin aroun pullin your lego my eggo Jibbs)
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10-31-20 12:59 PM #90
I know for sure my passport was in there since we went to Canada a few times since it was only 45 minutes away Originally Posted by SamsNCharge99
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10-31-20 01:03 PM #91
Originally Posted by SamsNCharge99
see, i won daggles
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10-31-20 01:04 PM #92
def no weed in the lock box since I didn't really smoke too often in college. Not enough to keep for myself, I would just tag along to the puff puff passing.
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10-31-20 01:05 PM #93
you were wrong rudy Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger
sammy's stache (weed) plus monetary funds as he was a bookie or sold weed
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10-31-20 01:06 PM #94
ok sammy
we know your refrig didnt have coors lights either
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10-31-20 01:07 PM #95
i don't really have a reason to lie in this situation. I think I'm pretty honest about most things I post here
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10-31-20 01:08 PM #96
i mean even today my weed is on my kitchen counter i don't keep it locked up
and my passport is still in my safe
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10-31-20 01:10 PM #97
relax
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10-31-20 01:10 PM #98
Rudy owes me 5 points. Originally Posted by SamsNCharge99
Well actually he owes me a lot more than that.
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10-31-20 01:10 PM #99
text me rudy Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger
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10-31-20 01:11 PM #100
diggity, I need 13,000 points Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo
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10-31-20 01:11 PM #101
Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo
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10-31-20 01:23 PM #102
Originally Posted by SamsNCharge99
Points Awarded:
RudyRuetigger gave DiggityDaggityDo 401 Betpoint(s) for this post.
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10-31-20 01:29 PM #103
1 2 3 lock box Originally Posted by SamsNCharge99
You must find correct key hidden within this message Samuelsson...
Suckers walk, money talks
But it can't touch my three lock box
Mysteries of the days of old
You find the key, you got the gold
Treasure's here, sunken there
Buried treasure's everywhere
Don't go far, circle close
The father, son, the holy ghost
To the trinity, I raise a toast
Secrets of the trinity
Lie within the number three
One, two, three lock box
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10-31-20 01:35 PM #104
daggles i need 400 added
going to casino
THANK YOU!!!Points Awarded:
DiggityDaggityDo gave RudyRuetigger 400 Betpoint(s) for this post.
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10-31-20 01:37 PM #105
mr green with the revolver in the library? Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER
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