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    slayer14
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    Dolly Parton

    Would you

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    Yes. No doubt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slayer14 View Post
    Would you
    With mine or yours??

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    30 years ago

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    30 years ago
    This

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    wow how did this come up, did you watch the best little whorehouse in texas tonite............

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    Maybe in the 9 to 5 decade.

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    Was there a choice?

    A choice between Dolly Parton and, umm, say, uhhh, Terry Bradshaw's daughters?


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    Lol pass
    You guys Desperate

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    Back in the day yes just like Kenny Rogers did..


    Who doesn't like a Southern Bell?


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    i still would. she seems fun and a great story of covering those pontoons with vanilla icing.

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    Why not?

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    Quote Originally Posted by carolinakid View Post
    This Dolly, for sure. Beyond that, she got too skinny and had too much plastic surgery. She looks like a drag queen now.....

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    Nice Playboy cover! To answer the question yes in her prime.

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    I dunno as I just couldn't ever get past that hillbilly accent.

    She never really rung any my bells.

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    i would, but only in Tennessee.......

    and only if there were several of these laying around empty and/or half full (i'd need to drink more after listening to that hillbilly accent screaming and calling me "God" -- you know, "oh GOD, OHHH GOD, OH GODDDDDDDDDDD!!!!" over and over):



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    I would love to deep out Dolly right now

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    I’d give her a “pearl necklace”

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    Quote Originally Posted by stake1 View Post
    I’d give her a “pearl necklace”

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    id coat her throat with some elixir to protect it for singing

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    OK... I’m down

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    It's Dolly Parton mate, makes for a great story if anything.

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    How far back is that mate, she looks tasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    How far back is that mate, she looks tasty.
    Probably 90 years ago
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Probably 90 years ago
    Yeah, sounds about right.

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    She looks deformed with those boobies on her tiny frame and the circus hair doesn’t help.

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    I would go balls deep into her even now

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    And she has more money than Kanye West

    Definitely would

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    and i will always love her

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