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    VIDEOS: DONK COVID TESTING PARTS 1 and 2!!!!


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    Donk, i think you got the Covi. You look like shit. Get well soon.

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    whats with the hair?

    WOW

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    i dont think that is very accurate

    some lady did mine and basically broke some fukkin cell membrane up there

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    Donk may not have the corona
    But may have a mental diagnosis

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    First off great videos

    Let me explain the hair, when you guys are starting to wonder if they’re straight or bi or want to explore basically tri sexual’s they go blonde

    It’s a statement that they really don’t know who they are it’s not a big deal actually he’s just exploring possibly going to get into threesomes with guys N gals where anything goes or possibly will have a rendezvous with a guy not a big deal it’s just sex recreation


    When you want to go to the disco techs You have to look the part


    I’ve been in buildings where I had high end telescopes looking into gay clubs to see what I can find out basically spying many guys had blond hair like Auto

    I think he has a nose ring also now


    He will probably drive 200 miles from his hometown and he changed his hair So nobody will recognize him very smart actually kill two birds with one stone
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    First off great videos

    Let me explain the hair, when you guys are starting to wonder if they’re straight or bi or want to explore basically tri sexual’s they go blonde

    It’s a statement that they really don’t know who they are it’s not a big deal actually he’s just exploring possibly going to get into threesomes with guys N gals where anything goes or possibly will have a rendezvous with a guy not a big deal it’s just sex recreation


    When you want to go to the disco techs You have to look the part


    I’ve been in buildings where I had high end telescopes looking into gay clubs to see what I can find out basically spying many guys had blond hair like Auto

    I think he has a nose ring also now


    He will probably drive 200 miles from his hometown and he changed his hair So nobody will recognize him very smart actually kill two birds with one stone

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post


    First off great videos

    Let me explain the hair, when you guys are starting to wonder if they’re straight or bi or want to explore basically tri sexual’s they go blonde

    It’s a statement that they really don’t know who they are it’s not a big deal actually he’s just exploring possibly going to get into threesomes with guys N gals where anything goes or possibly will have a rendezvous with a guy not a big deal it’s just sex recreation


    When you want to go to the disco techs You have to look the part


    I’ve been in buildings where I had high end telescopes looking into gay clubs to see what I can find out basically spying many guys had blond hair like Auto

    I think he has a nose ring also now


    He will probably drive 200 miles from his hometown and he changed his hair So nobody will recognize him very smart actually kill two birds with one stone


    WTF is this ^ all about

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    whats with the hair?

    WOW
    trying times; havent had the chance to get it done; and last time i did my girl recommended the lighter color, so I said wtf, I may hit up some gay bars JJ is spying on to fuk with him; roll him, and steal a kidney or two.....

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    7 to 14 days.. I guess you’ll be self quarantined for awhile.

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    good luck donk, hope it comes back negative

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    trying times; havent had the chance to get it done; and last time i did my girl recommended the lighter color, so I said wtf, I may hit up some gay bars JJ is spying on to fuk with him; roll him, and steal a kidney or two.....
    sounds good
    Quote Originally Posted by Mac4Lyfe View Post
    7 to 14 days.. I guess you’ll be self quarantined for awhile.
    yea, even if it comes back positive, he will be over it by then


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    Grecian my man Grecian.

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    it's a myth though. Common, what did you cousin actually get sick with?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_Guest_Pro View Post
    it's a myth though. Common, what did you cousin actually get sick with?
    not the kung flu, to my way of thinkin', but rather the spanish fly.....

    and no, that's not a typo.... he took too many spanish fly and got a fever and the sniffles.......

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    I never heard of a guy dying his hair unless he lives in the village NYC or San Francisco

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    First off great videos

    Let me explain the hair, when you guys are starting to wonder if they’re straight or bi or want to explore basically tri sexual’s they go blonde

    It’s a statement that they really don’t know who they are it’s not a big deal actually he’s just exploring possibly going to get into threesomes with guys N gals where anything goes or possibly will have a rendezvous with a guy not a big deal it’s just sex recreation


    When you want to go to the disco techs You have to look the part


    I’ve been in buildings where I had high end telescopes looking into gay clubs to see what I can find out basically spying many guys had blond hair like Auto

    I think he has a nose ring also now


    He will probably drive 200 miles from his hometown and he changed his hair So nobody will recognize him very smart actually kill two birds with one stone
    wtf did i just read

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    pussy juice is a known cure

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    This was the most bizarre hair switch that I have ever seen

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    Quote Originally Posted by pologq View Post
    wtf did i just read
    This video, where Gay Jay Gold touts the pleasures of being a bottom boi, will explain it.......



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    Auto donk

    Without mask is a 2

    With mask is a 6

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    Quote Originally Posted by vitterd View Post
    Auto donk

    Without mask is a 2

    With mask is a 6
    interesting observation by a very smart guy

    Why did he go blond?

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    Good luck donk. Hopefully you will get negative

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    Quote Originally Posted by vitterd View Post
    Auto donk

    Without mask is a 2

    With mask is a 6
    rich, coming from the cowardly ugly mother fukker who's too much of a pussy to show his face on sbr.........


    fukkin' phaggit........

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    7-14 working days to get your results?

    So 1-3 weeks? WTF?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    i dont think that is very accurate

    some lady did mine and basically broke some fukkin cell membrane up there
    Rudy, why did you get tested?

    Were you sick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    First off great videos

    Let me explain the hair, when you guys are starting to wonder if they’re straight or bi or want to explore basically tri sexual’s they go blonde

    It’s a statement that they really don’t know who they are it’s not a big deal actually he’s just exploring possibly going to get into threesomes with guys N gals where anything goes or possibly will have a rendezvous with a guy not a big deal it’s just sex recreation


    When you want to go to the disco techs You have to look the part


    I’ve been in buildings where I had high end telescopes looking into gay clubs to see what I can find out basically spying many guys had blond hair like Auto

    I think he has a nose ring also now


    He will probably drive 200 miles from his hometown and he changed his hair So nobody will recognize him very smart actually kill two birds with one stone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post



    WTF is this ^ all about
    Quote Originally Posted by pologq View Post

    wtf did i just read
    Good, I'm not the only one
    thought I was going crazy


    Also, why are dudes on a sports gambling forum, talking about some dudes hair?

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    Quote Originally Posted by darrell74 View Post
    Also, why are dudes on a sports gambling forum, talking about some dudes hair?
    that's obvious.... they'd love to have one of my wild nut hairs ticklin' the backs of their throats as I teabag em........

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    Quote Originally Posted by darrell74 View Post
    Good, I'm not the only one
    thought I was going crazy


    Also, why are dudes on a sports gambling forum, talking about some dudes hair?
    It's really strange, Darrell.

    I think only the twinks commented on Donk's hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    that's obvious.... they'd love to have one of my wild nut hairs ticklin' the backs of their throats as I teabag em........
    See?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    rich, coming from the cowardly ugly mother fukker who's too much of a pussy to show his face on sbr.........


    fukkin' phaggit........
    You look too old for me to fight. If you don’t have Covid.....get an AIDS test

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