1. #1
    Seaweed
    Update your status
    Seaweed's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-19-12
    Posts: 26,287
    Betpoints: 6952

    How much beer do you have to drink to get a beer belly?

    7 a week?

  2. #2
    tucks
    tucks's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-11-18
    Posts: 356
    Betpoints: 4825

    Calories in, calories out. Track everything you put in your piehole and figure out your TDEE. How is this a real question

  3. #3
    themike78
    themike78's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-01-13
    Posts: 4,873
    Betpoints: 10636

    Excellent question. The scientific research has proven its 7.67899 beers within 3 days.

  4. #4
    BrickJames
    Action
    BrickJames's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 05-05-11
    Posts: 9,761
    Betpoints: 8914

    Beer is basically liquid bread.

    If you drink it you will get fat.

  5. #5
    DiggityDaggityDo
    DiggityDaggityDo's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 11-30-08
    Posts: 82,770
    Betpoints: 30698

    Years

    You'll know once you accomplish it


  6. #6
    Stryder
    Stryder's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 03-10-14
    Posts: 668
    Betpoints: 12

    Pretty much all the beers

  7. #7
    Unrivaled
    Unrivaled's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-24-11
    Posts: 6,685
    Betpoints: 5234

    Quote Originally Posted by tucks View Post
    Calories in, calories out. Track everything you put in your piehole and figure out your TDEE. How is this a real question
    Honestly only 5 to 10% of the world knows this.

  8. #8
    19th Hole
    19th Hole's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 03-22-09
    Posts: 17,844
    Betpoints: 10288

    Seaweed...Too much time on your hands...Post a play.

  9. #9
    MinnesotaFats
    MinnesotaFats's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-18-10
    Posts: 14,757
    Betpoints: 1664

    It's not the beer it's the eating with it.

    Alcohol cannot be stored, so it must be the body's primary energy source once consumed, thus the liver begins breaking down immediately and non stop until it is removed from the bloodstream

    Whilst doing that, EVERYTHING else you eat or have eaten, is exclusively stored as fat...the shortest trip for this storage is of course the belly, handles and armpit fat area

    So bottom line, don't eat while drinking and you'll be ok. Keep an eye on overall calories, but understand that FAT is storage, so if you have a bottleneck in your processor (liver) there's gonna be a need for more storage!

  10. #10
    Unrivaled
    Unrivaled's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-24-11
    Posts: 6,685
    Betpoints: 5234

    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    It's not the beer it's the eating with it.

    Alcohol cannot be stored, so it must be the body's primary energy source once consumed, thus the liver begins breaking down immediately and non stop until it is removed from the bloodstream

    Whilst doing that, EVERYTHING else you eat or have eaten, is exclusively stored as fat...the shortest trip for this storage is of course the belly, handles and armpit fat area

    So bottom line, don't eat while drinking and you'll be ok. Keep an eye on overall calories, but understand that FAT is storage, so if you have a bottleneck in your processor (liver) there's gonna be a need for more storage!
    A calorie is a calorie is a calorie. Consume lots and you will be fat. Consume a normal amount and no beer belly.

  11. #11
    MinnesotaFats
    MinnesotaFats's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-18-10
    Posts: 14,757
    Betpoints: 1664

    Quote Originally Posted by Unrivaled View Post
    A calorie is a calorie is a calorie. Consume lots and you will be fat. Consume a normal amount and no beer belly.
    Not true

    Some foods take a higher % of calories to digest then others, and alcohol calories get 100% exclusive priority in the liver, meaning everything else in your tummy or digestive tract will be stored as fat and possibly burned later, but not in the order of consumption if then followed by consecutive days of drinking!

    Drink many days in a row and eat while drinking you'll see that waistline expand really fast...like the freshman 15 or Covid 20

  12. #12
    DiggityDaggityDo
    DiggityDaggityDo's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 11-30-08
    Posts: 82,770
    Betpoints: 30698

    Just eat steaks.

    Ribeyes

    Live a healthy life!

    Boom!

  13. #13
    Eddy Munny
    Eddy Munny's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-13-13
    Posts: 14,580
    Betpoints: 24927

    Ask Nyplayer33's avatar.

  14. #14
    Okieirish
    Okieirish's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-03-19
    Posts: 879
    Betpoints: 2970

    Beer making you fat is a myth. Jamming your pie hole full of food makes you fat. Especially, if you are eating late at night and sleeping on it.

  15. #15
    Buckandadime
    Act as if
    Buckandadime's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 04-21-15
    Posts: 8,819
    Betpoints: 1165

    Conduct your own study..
    Stop asking all these life questions and get out and live..
    Develop your own conclusions to life's mysteries..

  16. #16
    Auto Donk
    Diggity man the fort, I'm outta here!
    Auto Donk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-03-13
    Posts: 43,564
    Betpoints: 48

    stick to sukkin' cok, seeweed.... only stop if you go full on rod stewart and pass out due to number of loads ingested........

  17. #17
    DiggityDaggityDo
    DiggityDaggityDo's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 11-30-08
    Posts: 82,770
    Betpoints: 30698

    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    stick to sukkin' cok, seeweed.... only stop if you go full on rod stewart and pass out due to number of loads ingested........
    Seaweed sucks cok?

  18. #18
    pologq
    When you are SBR you are SBR 4 Life
    pologq's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-07-12
    Posts: 19,849
    Betpoints: 5971

    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Years

    You'll know once you accomplish it

    guy is getting more action than me

  19. #19
    Mr KLC
    Mr KLC's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 12-19-07
    Posts: 30,627
    Betpoints: 396


  20. #20
    Sanity Check
    A Rising Tide Lifts All Ships
    Sanity Check's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-30-13
    Posts: 10,972
    Betpoints: 12959

    AFAIK beer belly is yeast overgrowth.

    Alcohol feeds yeast.

    The sugar, some alcohol products like vodka are made from, does the same.

    ...

    To get rid of beer belly eat organic garlic, turmeric and foods with anti fungal properties.

Top