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    ApricotSinner32
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    Joining the army

    God speed gentlemen.
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    lonegambler23
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    what made you come to this decision son?

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    ApricotSinner32
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    Perks/Benefits/Not caring if I die.

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    You won't last

    Don't have a warrior mentality

    Also one slip up and ur done

    Likely for u Venditto, can't control ur urges.

    Godspeed

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    ApricotSinner32
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    Goat cu m you're the real deal. We'll see.

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    Goat Milk
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    Lol good luck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goat Milk View Post
    Lol good luck
    thanks ace
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    Guy wont last a week

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    Godspeed good sir

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    cincinnatikid513
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    no way, they won't take a thin little runt stiff scammer like you,
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    Cincy kid your mothers unibrow is bigger than the panama canal you fuking mut.

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    Is it still don’t ask don’t tell or is it all out in the open now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbyfk View Post
    Guy wont last a week
    Bobby, how do you know?

    What do you know that we do not know?

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    Bobby knows that he's got 450 pound pussy juice circulating through his blood.

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    Decent songs in this thread.

    WOW

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    good luck
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    Quote Originally Posted by ApricotSinner32 View Post
    God speed gentlemen.
    If you do not make it there is always the coast guard. When i was in boot camp we had one guy who kept running away . They would catch him every time because he would be walking around town still wearing his boot camp attire .

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    Good luck, Sinner.

    There’s a lot of upsides to this move you’re making. Just tough out the first few months and you’ll be good.

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    Kick some ass, Sinner!!!!

    assume any future cab drivers running at you will explode when they get to you.... gun their asses down, too..... same thing goes for burka wearing babes moving toward you......... light em up........

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    BeatTheJerk
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    A slave to the Government now, good luck.

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    because you're not strong enough for the Marines?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_Guest_Pro View Post
    because you're not strong enough for the Marines?
    Because army pays out the best bonuses

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    Quote Originally Posted by ApricotSinner32 View Post
    Because army pays out the best bonuses
    This is false advertisement.

    Have you already signed the dotted line of commitment?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ApricotSinner32 View Post
    Because army pays out the best bonuses
    If you get the max bonus which is probably like $40,000. Who are you kidding here Patty, you’ll lose that money in two months gambling. You’re a fuckin’ degenerate & you will always be one. The Army won’t change that , it will just put that on hold. You will self-destruct once again. That is your calling to the world ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    If you get the max bonus which is probably like $40,000. Who are you kidding here Patty, you’ll lose that money in two months gambling. You’re a fuckin’ degenerate & you will always be one. The Army won’t change that , it will just put that on hold. You will self-destruct once again. That is your calling to the world ....
    Your mothers crotch smells like eggs

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    Quote Originally Posted by ApricotSinner32 View Post
    Your mothers crotch smells like eggs
    Weak as fuk Rebuttal

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    Yeah take some more selfies with a forehead the size of mother russia jack

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    I got hair pal look at the new selfie just for your viewing pleasure !

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    This guy is gayer than richard simmonds confirmed. Who pumped you full of tranny hormones ace?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ApricotSinner32 View Post
    This guy is gayer than richard simmonds confirmed. Who pumped you full of tranny hormones ace?
    You wanna fuk me pal ?

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    You say the dumbest shit, the mind of a child. Telling mother jokes and now I’m gay .... You’re a whack confused human being in our present day & your lost @ 30. That’s why you’re going to the army and you’ll become a slave to this nation by choice not by draft.

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    ...
    Last edited by BeatTheJerk; 05-16-20 at 10:26 PM.

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    guy looking for a payday
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