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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    Arbys will be the only place safe in the entire World soon.
    Works for me. I could live with surviving off of roast beef, and curly fries. Throw in some mozzarella sticks for dairy, and we’re halfway there. Fruits, and vegetables be damned. Does Arby’s sauce count as a veggie? Hell, maybe it’s a fruit with the tomato. I’m sure there’s some lettuce to check the vegetable box. We got all the food groups covered. And then we have some bomb ass fruit punch to stay hydrated. Fruit too, would ya look at that. I think I may go apply to Arby’s, now that you mention it. I’ll add 40 pounds in a month, but screw it right. Might as well live my best life in these trying times, as we wait for the world to cease to exist like we once knew it.

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    I got a case of 36 rolls of TP. Quality stuff too. Not that single ply jailhouse crap. Gotta stay comfortable when the world economy is crumbling around you, ya know? I’ll sell it for the right price. I’m cool with using some leaves to clean up. The world didn’t end without TP for the majority of its existence, so I think I can make it.

    You really learn a lot about humans when shit like this happens. Talk about first world problems when you have so many dweebs complaining about TP, bottled water, and bleach. That’s why I’m all for survival of the fittest, and a nice cleansing of the weak from society, but I guess that’s something you shouldn’t say out loud, or you look like a savage sociopath lacking empathy. Oh well.

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    Big Ten, SEC, Big 12, AAC cancel basketball tournaments over coronavirus concerns

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    ATP suspends men’s tennis tour for six weeks

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    Wizards announce self-quarantine of players, staff

    The Washington Wizards announced on Thursday morning that it has advised players, coaches and basketball operations personnel to self-quarantine for the next 3-4 days due to possible exposure to COVID-19. Utah Jazz player Rudy Gobert has tested positive for COVID-19, and the Wizards played the Jazz on Feb. 29. The Wizards also played the New York Knicks on Mar. 10, and the Knicks had recently played the Jazz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post

    Works for me. I could live with surviving off of roast beef, and curly fries. Throw in some mozzarella sticks for dairy, and we’re halfway there. Fruits, and vegetables be damned. Does Arby’s sauce count as a veggie? Hell, maybe it’s a fruit with the tomato. I’m sure there’s some lettuce to check the vegetable box. We got all the food groups covered. And then we have some bomb ass fruit punch to stay hydrated. Fruit too, would ya look at that. I think I may go apply to Arby’s, now that you mention it. I’ll add 40 pounds in a month, but screw it right. Might as well live my best life in these trying times, as we wait for the world to cease to exist like we once knew it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    I got a case of 36 rolls of TP. Quality stuff too. Not that single ply jailhouse crap. Gotta stay comfortable when the world economy is crumbling around you, ya know? I’ll sell it for the right price. I’m cool with using some leaves to clean up. The world didn’t end without TP for the majority of its existence, so I think I can make it.

    You really learn a lot about humans when shit like this happens. Talk about first world problems when you have so many dweebs complaining about TP, bottled water, and bleach. That’s why I’m all for survival of the fittest, and a nice cleansing of the weak from society, but I guess that’s something you shouldn’t say out loud, or you look like a savage sociopath lacking empathy. Oh well.
    I like Arbys too. They have the beautiful bacon commercials on lately. When God created everything the last day of rest he actually created Arbys because he needed a place to rest at. Most of the day was working on creating the curly fries and that sauce you mentioned. I love the cheddar and cheese roast beef ones. Do not forget to bring the 36 rolls of TP with you.

    God bless Arbys and God bless all that is good and pure.

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    I know it's anecdotal, but my girlfriends Uncle died a little over a week ago at 58 out of nowhere with flu-like symptoms (didn't test positive for flu), respiratory failure, pneumonia symptoms, ultimately organ failure. Never was tested for Coronavirus, but it sounds like that's what he may have had. I think the 38 reported death number is way off.

    In addition, my sister works in a hospital and she says people have been dying in her hospital with similar symptoms for weeks, but they've had no test kits, and still to this day do not have test kits and she works at one of the larger hospitals in the southern states. She says the younger people are talking about it over a beer after work, but it's very hush hush and not talked about around the hospital.

    I love how people keep saying the media is "blowing it out of proportion" when all of their predictions in the past few weeks have fallen well short of what is actually taking place. If anything, they were taking it too lightly.

    This thing is going to kill a lot of people, and may be something we are dealing with forever like the flu. Like a Flu 2.0.

    We still don't know what the effects will be on people who don't show symptoms, because apparently it just sits dormant in their system. We might find out the next time these people get any kind of ailment (which we all do at some point in our lives) that this thing will surface and kill your weakened immune system.

    This thing will be thinning the herd for sure, which a lot of people have been calling for, for a long time. Maybe it will have some positive side effects by killing off people who drain resources out of our healthcare system. Fcked up way to look at it, but nature has a way of doing that and it's probably been a long time coming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PharaohUB View Post
    I know it's anecdotal, but my girlfriends Uncle died a little over a week ago at 58 out of nowhere with flu-like symptoms (didn't test positive for flu), respiratory failure, pneumonia symptoms, ultimately organ failure. Never was tested for Coronavirus, but it sounds like that's what he may have had. I think the 38 reported death number is way off.

    In addition, my sister works in a hospital and she says people have been dying in her hospital with similar symptoms for weeks, but they've had no test kits, and still to this day do not have test kits and she works at one of the larger hospitals in the southern states. She says the younger people are talking about it over a beer after work, but it's very hush hush and not talked about around the hospital.

    I love how people keep saying the media is "blowing it out of proportion" when all of their predictions in the past few weeks have fallen well short of what is actually taking place. If anything, they were taking it too lightly.

    This thing is going to kill a lot of people, and may be something we are dealing with forever like the flu. Like a Flu 2.0.

    We still don't know what the effects will be on people who don't show symptoms, because apparently it just sits dormant in their system. We might find out the next time these people get any kind of ailment (which we all do at some point in our lives) that this thing will surface and kill your weakened immune system.

    This thing will be thinning the herd for sure, which a lot of people have been calling for, for a long time. Maybe it will have some positive side effects by killing off people who drain resources out of our healthcare system. Fcked up way to look at it, but nature has a way of doing that and it's probably been a long time coming.

    Sorry to hear


    And yes seems we are learning how slow the response is

    It's very alarming how little we are able to test, even now

    Shithole countries are putting us to shame in regards to testing

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    Disney World & Universal Studios businesses as usual with millions of people from all over the world in & out weekly, but we're shutting down sporting events....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hman View Post
    Disney World & Universal Studios businesses as usual with millions of people from all over the world in & out weekly, but we're shutting down sporting events....
    Makes you wonder huh? Especially with so many foreigners there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hman View Post
    Disney World & Universal Studios businesses as usual with millions of people from all over the world in & out weekly, but we're shutting down sporting events....
    The least those greedy bastards at Disney head quarters could do is lower the admission price. Park is open, ticket pricing the same.. Good way to spread the virus..

    https://www.clickorlando.com/theme-p...f-coronavirus/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hman View Post
    Disney World & Universal Studios businesses as usual with millions of people from all over the world in & out weekly, but we're shutting down sporting events....
    only doing it because they dont want to get sued. people on the cruise ships already suing.

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    per twitter:
    Many Italians in Northern Italy sold their leather goods and textiles companies to China. Italy then allowed 100,000 Chinese from Wuhan/Wenzhou to move to Italy to work in these factories, with direct Wuhan flights. Result: Northern Italy is Europe’s hotspot for Wuhan Coronavirus

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    Quote Originally Posted by PharaohUB View Post
    I know it's anecdotal, but my girlfriends Uncle died a little over a week ago at 58 out of nowhere with flu-like symptoms (didn't test positive for flu), respiratory failure, pneumonia symptoms, ultimately organ failure. Never was tested for Coronavirus, but it sounds like that's what he may have had. I think the 38 reported death number is way off.

    In addition, my sister works in a hospital and she says people have been dying in her hospital with similar symptoms for weeks, but they've had no test kits, and still to this day do not have test kits and she works at one of the larger hospitals in the southern states. She says the younger people are talking about it over a beer after work, but it's very hush hush and not talked about around the hospital.

    I love how people keep saying the media is "blowing it out of proportion" when all of their predictions in the past few weeks have fallen well short of what is actually taking place. If anything, they were taking it too lightly.

    This thing is going to kill a lot of people, and may be something we are dealing with forever like the flu. Like a Flu 2.0.

    We still don't know what the effects will be on people who don't show symptoms, because apparently it just sits dormant in their system. We might find out the next time these people get any kind of ailment (which we all do at some point in our lives) that this thing will surface and kill your weakened immune system.

    This thing will be thinning the herd for sure, which a lot of people have been calling for, for a long time. Maybe it will have some positive side effects by killing off people who drain resources out of our healthcare system. Fcked up way to look at it, but nature has a way of doing that and it's probably been a long time coming.
    As you can see with the overblown crowd they are not very bright. Most are usually on the wrong side of everything. They keep fighting tho. Most who suffer from dunning Kruger do.

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    Trump needs to get checked for corona NOW!

    Cause if he gets it he's dead......

    Brazilian Official Who Met Trump Last Weekend Tests Positive ...
    To prevent the coronavirus from spreading, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recommends washing hands with soap and water for at least 20 ...

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    NCAA Tournament OFFICIALLY CANCELLED

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    Up to 150 million Americans could get coronavirus..

    All over the news.............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hman View Post
    Disney World & Universal Studios businesses as usual with millions of people from all over the world in & out weekly, but we're shutting down sporting events....
    Disneyland closed

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    If you can’t get your hands on masks you can always make your own.

    see?


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    If you can’t get your hands on masks you can always make your own.

    see?

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    March Madness officially canceled......

    No Final 4 this year.............

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    Breaking news.....Lyme disease is the underlying condition that is the end all if you get the coronavirus

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    Limes?

    Jibby says limes will cure coronavirus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Limes?

    Jibby says limes will cure coronavirus.
    He also says tequila shots with guys in a sauna too

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