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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post


    my wife said my pick off move with that dildo reminded her of gerrit cole....
    u need to throw out a first pitch at an astros game, and switch the ball to the dildo u would be so famous

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    Guy is becoming a legend

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heltah Skeltah View Post
    Damn Donk time for some new clothes guy..you look weathered
    it's not the clothes (shirt was xmas, jeans from around september), it's just me.... i'm old as fuk...........



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    Donker, get down to Texas A&M campus for the shooting.

    We need video.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Donker, get down to Texas A&M campus for the shooting.

    We need video.
    ah, mother fukker.... first i'm seeing of this is ur post.... please tell me this shit is a "good shooting" and not another f'n senseless mass shooting........

    been working my ass off since this morning's last post.........

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    whew, tamu commerce, not the main campus in college station....

    commerce a branch of the tamu system, n.e. of dallas..... still bad, but at least not an issue for Aggieland in c.s.

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    Automan how big are you?????

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    # of veins

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    someone even made a thread about the huge explosion in htown, and people were asking me if i felt it when it happened....

    given that it went off at 4 am, I slept through it.... but, on a recent family outing to a restaurant over in west houston near the site, and knowing it hurt some of my favorite hangouts (Chica's sports bar, a video store, etc.), I decided to go check it out.......

    first, an photo taken from the air:



    The explosion that ripped across Houston at 4:24 a.m. Friday killed two workers at Watson Grinding and Manufacturing before radiating outward and smashing into nearby homes and businesses. It knocked houses off foundations, blew doors off frames, shattered windows, cracked sheetrock and jerked residents awake as far as 14 miles away.
    Firefighters and police officers who arrived at the Spring Branch-area neighborhood found debris scattered across an area more than half a mile wide and a community reeling.


    NOW, my video surveying some of the damage:

    donk does your wife know your wearing your pj top? i think i had a couple of ties that looked like that in the 80's before i made any real money. good video

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    Quote Originally Posted by chico2663 View Post
    donk does your wife know your wearing your pj top? good vid
    how come you pricks aren't mentioning my $900.00 leather belt/silver buckle?

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    You look fashionable to me Donk

    Then again Philly seems to think I still have all my old clothes from the 80s too.

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    Donk was this your store? come clean

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    Insightful reporting Donk. I smell a Pulitzer in your future.

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    Funny

    However

    Why do you dye your hair?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Automan how big are you?????

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    Weird

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    how come you pricks aren't mentioning my $900.00 leather belt/silver buckle?
    I make it a point to never look at a man’s waist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by firstclass View Post
    Donk was this your store? come clean

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    Out there looking like Ted Bundy. Got some similarities in your personalities too. There isn’t a string of unsolved missing female cases in the Houston area, is there?
    The Texas Killing Fields murders

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Weird
    This guy calling someone weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    This guy calling someone weird.
    a corollary to mr. spok's statement that “in an insane world, a sane man must appear insane," having seeweed call you weird is a compliment.....

    this guy calls other weird:




    to test the corollary, how many of us other than the freak above sit like that in front of their computer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Houston a fukkin dump

    get out of there man

    No kidding, didnt some chemical plant blow up 2 years ago and of course it got washed out in floods last year....

    JFC get a clue Donker

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    No kidding, didnt some chemical plant blow up 2 years ago and of course it got washed out in floods last year....

    JFC get a clue Donker
    JFC, does this look like a guy who will ever get a clue????



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