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    I was watching your videos and she asked me who that is and i told her you’re a moderator at SBR. After a couple videos she was laughing and said she thinks you’re cute. I couldn’t believe what i heard but she finds you irresistible. She watched 12-15 more videos and told me to tell you she is your number 1 fan. Her name is Samantha. She is 55 years old from Pickering Ontario. If you need more details i will provide

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    God penetrating damn it where are the mods saloon this penetrating whore shit



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    She said she can send a picture

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    You can tell it's not true because it would require Seaweed to be in the presence of a woman who's not his mom
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    Quote Originally Posted by blankoblanco View Post
    You can tell it's not true because it would require Seaweed to be in the presence of a woman who's not his mom
    Its true. Ive know her for 20 years. She used to deliver me organic eggs from the farm

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    probably the librarian at seaweeds local library getting his 1hr of internet access.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Its true. Ive know her for 20 years. She used to deliver me organic eggs from the farm
    Give me some more hay Wilbur....

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    Bucky what do you do for a living?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I was watching your videos and she asked me who that is and i told her you’re a moderator at SBR. After a couple videos she was laughing and said she thinks you’re cute. I couldn’t believe what i heard but she finds you irresistible. She watched 12-15 more videos and told me to tell you she is your number 1 fan. Her name is Samantha. She is 55 years old from Pickering Ontario. If you need more details i will provide

    jj is only 35 ..she is too old for him...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Drew View Post
    jj is only 35 ..she is too old for him...
    35????


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    The older gals usually go all the way.

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    Weeder, does she do anal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Weeder, does she do anal?
    She said depends on his size

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    She said depends on his size
    jj is so small she won't even know

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    Yeah, she won’t even know.

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    She is the egg woman.
    JJ heading to Canada...

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    JJ gonna fertilize that egg

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    She said anything under 3 inches too small

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