I might soon find out how expensive is opening a yoga center
I seduced a yoga teacher with 2 kids from the US, a gringa MILF, she's older than me too and she's super serious about moving down here... I ****** up
I said a bunch of retarded shit while talking dirty to her drunk and high on yeyo
Worst part is the woman has an army of radical feminists followers who will not doubt about tearing me a new one across all social media (which my podcast depends on)
Somebody kill me please .....!