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    HurryUpAndDrink
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    I'm having a BigBear moment FML

    I might soon find out how expensive is opening a yoga center

    I seduced a yoga teacher with 2 kids from the US, a gringa MILF, she's older than me too and she's super serious about moving down here... I ****** up

    I said a bunch of retarded shit while talking dirty to her drunk and high on yeyo

    Worst part is the woman has an army of radical feminists followers who will not doubt about tearing me a new one across all social media (which my podcast depends on)


    Somebody kill me please .....!


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    Seaweed
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    Weird

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    Booya711
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    Nobody has a moment like that idiot....you good HUAD

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    Big Bear
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    thanks for the shout out

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    pologq
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    how did it get that serious that fast?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pologq View Post
    how did it get that serious that fast?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Easy-Rider 66 View Post
    Easyrider gets it

    Is all my fault, I shot myself in the foot w/a shotgun

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    send her a message that u came down with the coronavirus and u have to be in isolation for a month, she won't want to come down

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