1. 01-15-20 08:44 PM #1
    Eddy Munny
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    Ever Since I Left a Trail of Butthurt, Rick-Rolled Snowflakes.. I've Been Paranoid :(

    I dunno what it is. I know I should be exhilarated in the wake of my latest conquest, but I'm not. I can't seem to sleep. I'm constantly looking over my shoulder. This rick-rolling game isn't for the faint of heart.

    I dunno how to proceed, feeling like retaliation awaits around every corner. I break into cold sweats clicking on seemingly innocuous threads, fearing that Rick Astley could seamlessly swoop in from the shadows and start fat-girl dancing on my precious time.

    This is how Tupac must have felt in his waning days, knowing well that he was on borrowed time.

    Advice?
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  2. 01-15-20 08:57 PM #2
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    Oh c'mon you inconsiderate bastards, you'll chime in and tell Big Bear what color stripes you prefer on your tube socks but I can't get any life advice on how to cope with post-success trauma?
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  3. 01-15-20 09:03 PM #3
    Eddy Munny
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    See that's the thing about being the king of the mountain. Everyone lusts after your throne.

    Heavy is the head and all that jazz....
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  4. 01-15-20 09:11 PM #4
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    All these buffoons I rick-rolled are angry with me now and attacking me from myriad of angles in multiple threads.

    Pray for me, SBR.
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  5. 01-15-20 09:40 PM #5
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    Get um!
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  6. 01-15-20 10:20 PM #6
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    Saloon
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  7. 01-15-20 10:23 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by 5mike5 View Post
    Saloon
    Saw your mom at the saloon, in her usual satin & lace getup, soliciting another poker table full of heathens in an attempt to lure them to her hayloft. A consummate professional, that tramp.
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  8. 03-24-20 07:41 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    Saw your mom at the saloon, in her usual satin & lace getup, soliciting another poker table full of heathens in an attempt to lure them to her hayloft. A consummate professional, that tramp.
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